Thursday, January 06, 2011

A Fag Hag’s Prayer

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Mistress MJ loves all her cyber gays.
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  1. Moonblossom3:49 PM, January 06, 2011

    And they love you, I'm sure!

    And us non-gays love you too!

    Speaking of gays, should we have our own Queer Eye type show one day?

    Infomaniac for the gay type!?

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  2. The Cool Cookie4:10 PM, January 06, 2011

    But do you want to be the mother of babies?

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  3. savannah4:10 PM, January 06, 2011

    second!

    xoxoxox

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  4. savannah4:11 PM, January 06, 2011

    ok, third...damn, i have to pay attention around here! xoxox

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  5. Thombeau4:19 PM, January 06, 2011

    And they love her, too. In all sorts of inappropriate ways!

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  6. designing wally4:27 PM, January 06, 2011

    If I could borrow her hats, I'll be her friend.

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  7. CyberPete5:11 PM, January 06, 2011

    And you will buy, wear and love my shoes when I become a world famous and very rich shoe designer

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  8. Anonymous5:28 PM, January 06, 2011

    ... and I'll have to kneat her feet back in form, thank you Pete.

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  9. Princess6:04 PM, January 06, 2011

    In the words of Cole Porter Dhaaarling.

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  10. Lulu LaBonne6:17 PM, January 06, 2011

    Is that you visiting the vicar?

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  11. hayward6:30 PM, January 06, 2011

    You're no hag darlin'. Bosom buddy is more like it.

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  12. FirstNations7:04 PM, January 06, 2011

    Why does this picture remind me of MC Hammer in a chicken suit?

    *still standing in front of refrigerator, thinking of Franconia*

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  13. Anonymous7:24 PM, January 06, 2011

    Your fridge is nice, FirstNations.

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  14. The Mistress8:38 PM, January 06, 2011

    MANDA: And they love you, I'm sure!
    And us non-gays love you too!
    Speaking of gays, should we have our own Queer Eye type show one day?
    Infomaniac for the gay type!?

    If only we weren’t so busy right now filling back orders of “Big Dick” at the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

    COOKIE: But do you want to be the mother of babies?

    Mistress MJ refuses to spawn … for ANYBODY!

    SAVANNAH: second!
    ok, third...damn, i have to pay attention around here!

    You’re way ahead of XL, however.

    THOMBEAU: And they love her, too. In all sorts of inappropriate ways!

    You naughty thing, you.

    Air kisses!

    WALLY: If I could borrow her hats, I'll be her friend.

    Whatever happened to unconditional love?

    CYBERPOOF: And you will buy, wear and love my shoes when I become a world famous and very rich shoe designer

    And you will bend over when I kick you up the arse with one of your own creations.

    MAGO: ... and I'll have to kneat her feet back in form, thank you Pete.

    Starting now.

    PRINCESS: In the words of Cole Porter Dhaaarling.

    It’s the thought that counts and all but Jimmy Stewart should fire his vocal coach.

    LULU: Is that you visiting the vicar?

    I’ll say a prayer for you, Miss Lulu.

    HAYWARD: You're no hag darlin'. Bosom buddy is more like it.

    Why thank you, sweetie darling.

    *heaves bosom*

    NATIONS: Why does this picture remind me of MC Hammer in a chicken suit?
    *still standing in front of refrigerator, thinking of Franconia*

    Mago was searching for a photo yesterday of Burt Reynolds in a chicken suit.

    I’ll not have this blog turn into a forum for men in chicken suits, thank you very much!

    MAGO: Your fridge is nice, FirstNations.

    And “fridge” is a euphemism for what?

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  15. normadesmond9:09 PM, January 06, 2011

    i am honored to flit around you, lady inf.

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  16. The Mistress9:21 PM, January 06, 2011

    NORMADESMOND: i am honored to flit around you, lady inf.

    Oh Norma, you enchantress.

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  17. Anonymous9:25 PM, January 06, 2011

    Nothing. She's in deep onk-stadium, don't wake her up.

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  18. LẌ9:26 PM, January 06, 2011

    Am I too late for the communion wine?

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  19. ayeM8y11:38 PM, January 06, 2011

    I love you too darling.

    Is the Mistress auditioning for 'safety gays' to be backup dancers for for her next Infomaniac Las Vegas television special?

    I wanna be the one who sticks his hand up your bum to lift you in the air for your spectacular leg split...

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  20. Jenny11:58 PM, January 06, 2011

    amen!

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  21. kabuki zero12:03 AM, January 07, 2011

    we could only love you more if you gave up better lighting. kabuki is in shadows over here. And for the record - kabuki is not a backup or background kind of being. But kabuki will follow mj's lead (unless we are dancing)

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  22. Damien1:57 AM, January 07, 2011

    Awwwwwwwww.....


    ***SMOTHERS Mistress' feet with affectionate kisses as is proper***

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  23. Roses3:08 AM, January 07, 2011

    *cough*

    Excuse me? What about the rest of us?

    *mutters as she helps herself to the Infomaniac bar*

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  24. The Mistress4:10 AM, January 07, 2011

    MAGO: Nothing. She's in deep onk-stadium, don't wake her up.

    I fear Ms. Nations has fallen asleep in front of the fridge again.

    XL: Am I too late for the communion wine?

    You have to ask with THESE lushes around?

    Penance will commence.

    AYEM8Y: I love you too darling.
    Is the Mistress auditioning for 'safety gays' to be backup dancers for for her next Infomaniac Las Vegas television special?
    I wanna be the one who sticks his hand up your bum to lift you in the air for your spectacular leg split...

    Yay for safety gays!

    BOXER: amen!

    Can I get a witness?

    KABUKI: we could only love you more if you gave up better lighting. kabuki is in shadows over here. And for the record - kabuki is not a backup or background kind of being. But kabuki will follow mj's lead (unless we are dancing)

    May I kiss the hem of your kimono?

    DAMIEN: Awwwwwwwww.....
    ***SMOTHERS Mistress' feet with affectionate kisses as is proper***

    Thank you, Slave Damien, you may rise.

    ROSES: *cough*
    Excuse me? What about the rest of us?
    *mutters as she helps herself to the Infomaniac bar*

    Didn’t you see my comment about the communion wine to XL?

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