Saturday, January 22, 2011

Exposed! – The Infomaniac Drinking Team

Following a night of debauchery…

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…the Infomaniac Drinking Team hides their faces in shame as the police and the press close in…

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Really, we don’t need this sort of publicity around here, ladies.

23 comments:

  1. Oog... Whose bright idea was it to sniff Beast's underpants to try and sober us up?

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  2. Oh my, why do those condoms look like they've been washed for re-use? Are we trying to economize!?

    I am just glad to be free of that ungodly hangover! *Shakes a pitcher of Bloody Mary around.*

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  3. I knew it would come out sooner or later.....

    I am so ashamed......

    I feel Dirty.........

    "Off spot........ off damn spot..."

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  4. That's quite the martini glass you have there.

    Gin + 4 used condoms = I'm jealous.

    :-) BosGuy

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  5. Frankly, I'm more scandalized by the 1980s prom decor surrounding the martini glass than what's in it. We must have been astonishingly drunk.

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  6. COOKIE: FIRST!

    And you look bedraggled.

    Is that your martini glass?

    IVD: Oog... Whose bright idea was it to sniff Beast's underpants to try and sober us up?

    GAH!!!

    NORMADESMOND: look what you have done!

    Seems Mago’s done something for you, as you already know.

    MAGO: ... oooohhhh tell me ...

    See Normadesmond’s second comment.

    MANDA: Oh my, why do those condoms look like they've been washed for re-use? Are we trying to economize!?
    I am just glad to be free of that ungodly hangover! *Shakes a pitcher of Bloody Mary around.*


    We here at the “House of Infomaniac” are trying to stick to a budget.

    DAMIEN: I knew it would come out sooner or later.....
    I am so ashamed......
    I feel Dirty.........
    "Off spot........ off damn spot..."


    Oh for heaven’s sake…you LOVE feeling dirty and ashamed.

    BOSGUY: That's quite the martini glass you have there.
    Gin + 4 used condoms = I'm jealous.


    It couldn’t be mine as I prefer a vodka martini.

    STACIA: Frankly, I'm more scandalized by the 1980s prom decor surrounding the martini glass than what's in it. We must have been astonishingly drunk.

    You never saw our Filthy Friday How Not To Decorate edition.

    It seems we haven’t learned our lesson yet.

    SCARLET: Tsk. I blame Roses...

    If only she hadn’t pushed her way to the head of the whiskey dispenser queue.

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  7. It's okay, if you need to blame me.

    I'm big enough. I can take it.

    You're just so easy to lead astray.

    *hold glass out for Bloody Mary*

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  8. Thank god I left in time.

    I can't believe Miss Scarlet blames Roses! Especially since it was Scarls on top of the bar in nothing but a banana skirt and titty tassels drinking Black Label out of the bottle just before I left.

    The shame!

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  9. Hold everyting, just let my show you my best side dhaarling.... Now.. that's a much better angle I'm sure...

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  10. ROSES: It's okay, if you need to blame me.
    I'm big enough. I can take it.
    You're just so easy to lead astray.
    *hold glass out for Bloody Mary*


    Has anyone called the vodka fountain repairman?

    CYBERPOOF: Thank god I left in time.
    I can't believe Miss Scarlet blames Roses! Especially since it was Scarls on top of the bar in nothing but a banana skirt and titty tassels drinking Black Label out of the bottle just before I left.
    The shame!


    Tassel…singular.

    I see XL has the other one between his teeth.

    PRINCESS: Hold everyting, just let my show you my best side dhaarling.... Now.. that's a much better angle I'm sure...

    And run a brush through that hair.

    No one wants their mug shot to look like Nick Nolte’s.

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  11. Right, tassel.

    It appears as if Princess hair is a little spunky this morning.

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  12. CYBERPOOF: Right, tassel.
    It appears as if Princess hair is a little spunky this morning.


    You mean that’s not hair gel?

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  13. [mumbles through tassel]

    Lrrf izza cbbrrt!*



    *Life is a cabaret!

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  14. I've been working under the vodka fountain all weekend trying to get it working properly and apparently I missed quite the party.

    Whew.

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  15. XL: [mumbles through tassel]
    Lrrf izza cbbrrt!*
    *Life is a cabaret!


    You said a mouthful.

    BOXER: I've been working under the vodka fountain all weekend trying to get it working properly and apparently I missed quite the party.
    Whew.


    The rest of the Infomaniac bitches were working under something too but it wasn’t the vodka fountain.

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  16. Did you ever watch that movie Something about Mary?

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  17. I haven't seen it, CyberPete, but I know the scene you're referring to...

    You filthy little Danish pastry.

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  18. ...titty tassel? That was a left over xmas bauble....
    Sx

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