Saturday, January 08, 2011

Cocktail Lounge Craziness

The weekend got off to a good start last night at the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge…


If only we could remember what happened.

Anyone?
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  1. Roxy5:13 AM, January 08, 2011

    I've gotten used to waking up naked in the trunk of my car, lying in a pool of vomit.

    I just hate when it happens on weekdays.

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  2. LẌ5:50 AM, January 08, 2011

    Egged on by Infomaniac barflys, The Mistress attempts to re-create the iconic blowing dress scene from The Seven Year Itch.

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  3. Damien5:58 AM, January 08, 2011

    I know how you feel Mistress......

    Hi Roxy - Hi XL....

    Mistress.... my head hurts.....

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  4. The Mistress6:01 AM, January 08, 2011

    ROXY: I've gotten used to waking up naked in the trunk of my car, lying in a pool of vomit.
    I just hate when it happens on weekdays.

    Get it together, gal.

    You’ve got an appointment this morning to have your beehive shellacked.

    XL: Egged on by Infomaniac barflys, The Mistress attempts to re-create the iconic blowing dress scene from The Seven Year Itch.

    For hygienic reasons, one must keep ones Secret Lady Place aerated.

    DAMIEN: I know how you feel Mistress......
    Hi Roxy - Hi XL....
    Mistress.... my head hurts.....

    May I suggest that you cease and desist from banging it against the wall?

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  5. Roses6:25 AM, January 08, 2011

    I'm still not sure about that cocktail Cybperpete was mixing. I'm not sure that champagne, egg whites and advocaat really go together.

    My stomach agrees.

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  6. Anonymous6:32 AM, January 08, 2011

    Heyhey ...

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  7. The Mistress6:57 AM, January 08, 2011

    ROSES: I'm still not sure about that cocktail Cybperpete was mixing. I'm not sure that champagne, egg whites and advocaat really go together.
    My stomach agrees.

    The fact that he hasn’t shown up here yet this morning is testament enough.

    MAGO: Heyhey ...

    My my.

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  8. CyberPete7:38 AM, January 08, 2011

    I need a cold compress and a glass of champagne STAT!

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  9. Princess8:27 AM, January 08, 2011

    Hello... Hello... move your coats Bitches... I'm suffocating under here....
    Oh... and I'll have what She's having....

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  10. The Mistress9:00 AM, January 08, 2011

    CYBERPOOF: I need a cold compress and a glass of champagne STAT!

    There’s only room for one on my fainting chaise.

    PRINCESS: Hello... Hello... move your coats Bitches... I'm suffocating under here....
    Oh... and I'll have what She's having....

    She’ll be having a frontal lobotomy if she keeps it up.

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  11. hayward9:02 AM, January 08, 2011

    Twelve jars of olives were consumed and there's a mysterious stain on the floor by booth 6. So I'm guessing too many martinis.

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  12. Princess9:02 AM, January 08, 2011

    But I'd much prefer a Bottle in front of me....

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  13. Princess9:04 AM, January 08, 2011

    Oh Hai Hayward

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  14. The Mistress9:06 AM, January 08, 2011

    HAYWARD: Twelve jars of olives were consumed and there's a mysterious stain on the floor by booth 6. So I'm guessing too many martinis.

    That stain…does it look like yogurt by any chance?

    p.s. Princess is trying to get your attention.

    PRINCESS: But I'd much prefer a Bottle in front of me....

    Then you shall HAVE it, Dorothy!

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  15. hayward9:11 AM, January 08, 2011

    Hai Princess!

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  16. The Mistress9:13 AM, January 08, 2011

    Oh here we go.

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  17. Roses9:18 AM, January 08, 2011

    Dear God Cyberpete, how do you do that?!

    My head....my stomach...and you want champagne?!

    *runs away clutching her mouth, trips over Princess and Hayward arguing about the stain*

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  18. The Mistress9:31 AM, January 08, 2011

    ROSES: Dear God Cyberpete, how do you do that?!
    My head....my stomach...and you want champagne?!
    *runs away clutching her mouth, trips over Princess and Hayward arguing about the stain*

    You can run but you cannot hide from…

    THE STAIN!!!

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  19. Inexplicable DeVice9:41 AM, January 08, 2011

    * slips on stain *

    Ew, gods. That looks far too suspicious to be yogurt.

    Right. I'm off before 'Petra realises that's the last of the Champagne.
    I seem to have 'misplaced' Broom, though, so I'll be using several of these spent cocktail umbrellas to 'Mary Poppins'-it out of here.

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  20. The Mistress10:13 AM, January 08, 2011

    IVD: * slips on stain *
    Ew, gods. That looks far too suspicious to be yogurt.
    Right. I'm off before 'Petra realises that's the last of the Champagne.
    I seem to have 'misplaced' Broom, though, so I'll be using several of these spent cocktail umbrellas to 'Mary Poppins'-it out of here.

    Speaking of “ew” … don’t bring your husband’s used pink loofah shower scrunchie thingy ‘round here either.

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  21. normadesmond10:32 AM, January 08, 2011

    someone told you to go piss up a rope.

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  22. The Cool Cookie10:42 AM, January 08, 2011

    Its exotic dancing at the VIP club in Anaconda, Montana. During the daytime the place is a nursery school and the woman on the bar is their teacher.

    And remember folks: ANACONDA MONTANA.

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  23. The Mistress10:54 AM, January 08, 2011

    NORMADESMOND: someone told you to go piss up a rope.

    Probably someone from the same group who told me to “Sling yer hook”.

    I also heard “On your bike” and “Sod off” before I fell off the bar.

    COOKIE: Its exotic dancing at the VIP club in Anaconda, Montana. During the daytime the place is a nursery school and the woman on the bar is their teacher.
    And remember folks: ANACONDA MONTANA.

    Anaconda Montana… isn’t that Hannah’s sister?

    I can’t keep up.

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  24. chickory11:30 AM, January 08, 2011

    Mom! get down before you get hurt!

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  25. Ms Scarlet12:36 PM, January 08, 2011

    I don't know, but I've got corn on the cob somewhere unmentionable.
    Sx

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  26. The Mistress5:12 PM, January 08, 2011

    CHICKORY: Mom! get down before you get hurt!

    Have you no control of your family members?

    SCARLET: I don't know, but I've got corn on the cob somewhere unmentionable.

    Honestly, you’re getting as bad as Beast.

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