Thursday, January 20, 2011

Here’s One For The Ladies

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  1. Ms Scarlet6:07 AM, January 20, 2011

    FIRST!!!
    HE'S MINE!!!
    Sx

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  2. Ms Scarlet6:24 AM, January 20, 2011

    ...ticks box...
    Sx

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  3. The Mistress6:27 AM, January 20, 2011

    Please tick your box during private time, Miss Scarlet.

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  4. Stacia6:51 AM, January 20, 2011

    That thing ain't hangin' right.

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  5. LẌ6:56 AM, January 20, 2011

    [runs away, frightened]

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  6. The Mistress7:08 AM, January 20, 2011

    STACIA: That thing ain't hangin' right.

    Right, left…

    You have a preference?

    XL: [runs away, frightened]

    Now you know how I feel when you publish your annual political post!

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  7. jason7:29 AM, January 20, 2011

    Well, I do see a nice teeter totter there on the playground.

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  8. The Mistress7:33 AM, January 20, 2011

    JASON: Well, I do see a nice teeter totter there on the playground.

    His love is like a see saw.

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  9. Roses7:53 AM, January 20, 2011

    In his case, I'd make an exception. Someone else can hold the coats, he is one roller coaster I'll ride screaming!

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  10. hayward8:16 AM, January 20, 2011

    Use the safety belt ladies. We wouldn't want anyone ejected from the ride.

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  11. The Mistress8:35 AM, January 20, 2011

    ROSES: In his case, I'd make an exception. Someone else can hold the coats, he is one roller coaster I'll ride screaming!

    See comment from Hayward.

    HAYWARD: Use the safety belt ladies. We wouldn't want anyone ejected from the ride.

    I misread “ejected” as “ejaculated.”

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  12. chickory9:02 AM, January 20, 2011

    yeah but what are we gonna do about that cro-magnum forehead?

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  13. Roses9:18 AM, January 20, 2011

    @chickory...easily solved. Put a bag over it.

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  14. The Mistress9:23 AM, January 20, 2011

    CHICKORY: yeah but what are we gonna do about that cro-magnum forehead?

    See comment from Miss Roses.

    I love it when you bitches work things out amongst yourselves.

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  15. The Cool Cookie12:13 PM, January 20, 2011

    Had him.

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  16. Miss Janey1:24 PM, January 20, 2011

    Miss J has always preferred a nice sausage over a cocktail weenie.

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  17. CyberPete1:25 PM, January 20, 2011

    Consider me a lady - and very easy.

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  18. The Mistress1:42 PM, January 20, 2011

    COOKIE: Had him.

    Would you do him again?

    MISS JANEY: Miss J has always preferred a nice sausage over a cocktail weenie.

    We build ‘em big here in Canada.

    CYBERPOOF: Consider me a lady - and very easy.

    Tell us something we don’t already know!

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  19. CyberPete2:02 PM, January 20, 2011

    Consider me a lady - and very easy.

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  20. FirstNations2:56 PM, January 20, 2011

    you could ride that AND give it a blowjob simultaneously; thus taking multitasking to a new and possible fatal level. *stands back and lets others go first*

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  21. FirstNations2:59 PM, January 20, 2011

    note his left hand. thats ASL for 'this is what your future will look like'.

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  22. Karl3:06 PM, January 20, 2011

    Good afternoon MJ,

    Wanna bet if he ever gets that thing hard enough to use it. He passes out.

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  23. The Mistress3:31 PM, January 20, 2011

    CYBERPOOF: Consider me a lady - and very easy.

    I heard you the first time!

    NATIONS: you could ride that AND give it a blowjob simultaneously; thus taking multitasking to a new and possible fatal level. *stands back and lets others go first*

    Well, everybody?

    NATIONS: note his left hand. thats ASL for 'this is what your future will look like'.

    Or you could gaze into his crystal ball(s).

    KARL: Good afternoon MJ,
    Wanna bet if he ever gets that thing hard enough to use it. He passes out.

    Not to worry as our readers are skilled in mouth-to-mouth.

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  24. Princess4:22 PM, January 20, 2011

    Pop a lampshade on his head and I'd have a matching pair...

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  25. The Cool Cookie5:03 PM, January 20, 2011

    No. After that first encounter, the thrill is gone.

    Plus I didn't care for the man pubic hairdo. I fail to see the sartorial genius in styling one's pubes to mimic Gene Shallet's hair do.

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  26. designing wally5:47 PM, January 20, 2011

    Ahh! Good old Horst...
    See more of him here :
    http://blackdogue.net/Playgirl3/HorstWagenbauer/HorstWagenbauer.html

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  27. Mitzi 6:05 PM, January 20, 2011

    I keep a shoe horn in my bedside drawer next to a bottle of chloroform in case of a situation like this.

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  28. Jenny6:53 PM, January 20, 2011

    I blew this up to see if there was any evidence of photoshopping.

    I think I need to coninue my research.

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  29. kabuki zero7:48 PM, January 20, 2011

    kabuki cannot think of a single thing that a lady would do with that man-beast. he is best left to his own kind. kabuki will leave the side door ulocked.

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  30. The Mistress8:50 PM, January 20, 2011

    PRINCESS: Pop a lampshade on his head and I'd have a matching pair...

    Illuminating!

    COOKIE: No. After that first encounter, the thrill is gone.
    Plus I didn't care for the man pubic hairdo. I fail to see the sartorial genius in styling one's pubes to mimic Gene Shallet's hair do.

    I can no longer look at his pubic area without seeing Gene Shalit…

    With a bigger nose, of course.

    WALLY: Ahh! Good old Horst...
    See more of him here :
    http://blackdogue.net/Playgirl3/HorstWagenbauer/HorstWagenbauer.html

    “Most Extreme Measure in Playgirl History”…

    You really HAVE done your research, Wally!

    I think we should change his name from Horst to HORSE.

    MITZI: I keep a shoe horn in my bedside drawer next to a bottle of chloroform in case of a situation like this.

    Follow the Boy Scouts motto…

    “Be prepared!”

    BOXER: I blew this up to see if there was any evidence of photoshopping.
    I think I need to coninue my research.

    I don’t expect we’ll be hearing from you again anytime soon.

    Enjoy your evening.

    KABUKI: kabuki cannot think of a single thing that a lady would do with that man-beast. he is best left to his own kind. kabuki will leave the side door ulocked.

    As our dearly departed friend Piggy used to say…

    “Only a man knows what a man REALLY likes.”

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