tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post671179909480059929..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: The ScourgeThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-64253854988091092282011-01-29T17:48:29.910-05:002011-01-29T17:48:29.910-05:00IVD: Per chance...
Undoubtedly.
HAYWARD: First I...<b>IVD</b>: <i>Per chance...</i><br /><br />Undoubtedly.<br /><br /><b>HAYWARD</b>: <i>First I shall pee on the toilet seat, then work on taxes.</i><br /><br />If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweet and wipe the seat!<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>I think she might be keeping her sofa company.</i><br /><br />I think she’s afraid I’ll put her on latrine duty.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35260480232755545422011-01-29T11:12:49.993-05:002011-01-29T11:12:49.993-05:00I think she might be keeping her sofa company.I think she might be keeping her sofa company.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13242285515093116642011-01-29T11:10:00.718-05:002011-01-29T11:10:00.718-05:00First I shall pee on the toilet seat, then work on...First I shall pee on the toilet seat, then work on taxes.haywardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10383719131505590051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51644708834878485322011-01-29T11:06:10.382-05:002011-01-29T11:06:10.382-05:00Per chance...Per chance...Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61379613395842881982011-01-29T09:10:51.951-05:002011-01-29T09:10:51.951-05:00CYBERPOOF: I think Roses knows better than I what ...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>I think Roses knows better than I what Davina considers exercise. She's the one who introduced us.</i><br /><br />And she knows vodka better than Davina too, no doubt.<br /><br />Where IS Miss Roses today?<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: <i>'Petra is right. There are other attachments for SP.<br />Unfortunately, he doesn't fit up the chimney and seems to like the Dyson a little too much...</i><br /><br />The crevice attachment, per chance?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24292712580837721842011-01-29T08:40:13.167-05:002011-01-29T08:40:13.167-05:00'Petra is right. There are other attachments ...'Petra is right. There are other attachments for SP.<br />Unfortunately, he doesn't fit up the chimney and seems to like the Dyson a little too much...Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16612438375337532842011-01-29T08:10:51.353-05:002011-01-29T08:10:51.353-05:00I think Roses knows better than I what Davina cons...I think Roses knows better than I what Davina considers exercise. She's the one who introduced us.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10448352157197141212011-01-29T07:13:55.505-05:002011-01-29T07:13:55.505-05:00CYBERPOOF: Apparently there are other attachments ...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>Apparently there are other attachments too MJ. Like a duster. I think their weekend will be well kinky.<br />I shall be ignoring my lovely Davina exercise DVDs and the need to clean and hope I won't get visitors.</i><br /><br />I can raise a cocktail glass repeatedly to my lips.<br /><br />Does that count as exercise in Davina’s world?<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>Good heavens!<br />I know you're only after me for my kitten heels and in depth knowledge of Betty's hot pot.</i><br /><br />It’s Mitzi who’s started this rumour, Miss Scarlet!<br /><br />Did YOU know that the actress who plays Betty doesn’t know how to cook hot pot?<br /><br />In fact, she claims she claims she’s rubbish in the kitchen!<br /><br /><a href="http://tinyurl.com/48d8sd6/" rel="nofollow">Click here</a> for the story.<br /><br />I wonder if she has houseboys.<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>"are you available for toilet sanitizing?"<br />Unfortunately, no. As you may recall, I will be fluffing Miss Scarlet's tail this weekend.<br />Oh Hai Miss Scarlet!</i><br /><br />Oh bugger…I’d forgotten that I’d given YOU the weekend off too!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17550693820022392172011-01-29T07:11:42.892-05:002011-01-29T07:11:42.892-05:00"are you available for toilet sanitizing?&quo..."are you available for toilet sanitizing?"<br /><br />Unfortunately, no. As you may recall, I will be fluffing Miss Scarlet's tail this weekend.<br /><br />Oh Hai Miss Scarlet!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21833765864171705742011-01-29T06:35:40.315-05:002011-01-29T06:35:40.315-05:00Good heavens!
I know you're only after me for ...Good heavens!<br />I know you're only after me for my kitten heels and in depth knowledge of Betty's hot pot.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20815203735768521552011-01-29T05:05:44.341-05:002011-01-29T05:05:44.341-05:00Apparently there are other attachments too MJ. Lik...Apparently there are other attachments too MJ. Like a duster. I think their weekend will be well kinky.<br /><br />I shall be ignoring my lovely Davina exercise DVDs and the need to clean and hope I won't get visitors.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73911920141462881602011-01-29T04:59:20.141-05:002011-01-29T04:59:20.141-05:00WALLY: Entertaining opera people for a benefit - t...<b>WALLY</b>: <i>Entertaining opera people for a benefit - talk about "THE SCOURGE"</i><br /><br />Speaking of opera, I’ve had to remove my opera gloves in favour of rubber gloves.<br /><br />I’m hoping Beast pops ‘round as he has a horrific <a href="http://tinyurl.com/yf933gd/" rel="nofollow">rubber glove phobia</a>.<br /><br /><b>XL</b>: <i>Tiny toilet seat-cracks?<br />They pinch!</i><br /><br />Aside from your regular pillow-fluffing duties, are you available for toilet sanitizing?<br /><br />The houseboys, you see, have the weekend off.<br /><br /><b>COOKIE</b>: <i>A cracked toilet seat will pinch you...No fun!<br />I wonder if the model from Filthy Friday caught her problem from have a cracked toilet seat?</i><br /><br />This proves that it really IS possible to get diseases from a toilet seat.<br /><br /><b>PEENEE</b>: <i>The most discussed and dreaded disease of today.... but which apparently has no name. Maybe it's pottyseatitis. Or pyroxylin. I got pyroxylin at one of Ayem8y's truck stop's once. Nasty.</i><br /><br />Can’t you see his cunning plan for what it is?<br /><br />To inflict pestilence upon you at the truck stop and then send you for a cure (and rob your bank account) at the <a href="http://tinyurl.com/38k8ql6/" rel="nofollow">Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium</a>!<br /><br /><b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>if mom had coated the kids' dick and snatch with pyroxylin, the damn toilet seat coulda been made out of squirming maggots and all would be serene.</i><br /><br />You’re the <a href="http://www.heloise.com/" rel="nofollow">Heloise</a> of Infomaniac.<br /><br /><b>DAMIEN</b>: <i>Sitting on my fat arse drinking LOTS of water whilst taking lots of drugs......<br />Medicinal ones only........<br />Of course..........</i><br /><br /><a href="http://tinyurl.com/4e5ja2q/" rel="nofollow">This</a> arse, by any chance?<br /><br />I’m still waiting for the photo of you from behind in your hospital gown.<br /><br /><b>NATIONS</b>: <i>her toilet seats are infested with tiny flagellants?<br />*is confused and godless*</i><br /><br />Say five Hail Mary's and ten Our Fathers each time you kneel before the porcelain altar.<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>I'll have you know that the only crack on my toilet seat is a fresh one.</i><br /><br />Did you see my comment about your plumber’s crack over at Mitzi’s?<br /><br />She thinks I fancy you in <i>that</i> sort of way now.<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: <i> This weekend I shall be cleaning Castle DeVice, including the otilet seat. Hopefully with the assistance of SP.<br />Oh, and bleaching Filthy Friday's image from my mind...</i><br /><br />I am shocked to see you using SP as a <a href="http://tinyurl.com/6dvcr5z/" rel="nofollow">human toilet brush</a>!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62757038528432897092011-01-29T04:42:01.980-05:002011-01-29T04:42:01.980-05:00This weekend I shall be cleaning Castle DeVice, in...This weekend I shall be cleaning Castle DeVice, including the otilet seat. Hopefully with the assistance of SP.<br /><br />Oh, and bleaching Filthy Friday's image from my mind...Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-31937715782423454192011-01-29T03:25:19.279-05:002011-01-29T03:25:19.279-05:00I'll have you know that the only crack on my t...I'll have you know that the only crack on my toilet seat is a fresh one.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-84012000157910422422011-01-28T22:22:30.342-05:002011-01-28T22:22:30.342-05:00her toilet seats are infested with tiny flagellant...her toilet seats are infested with tiny flagellants?<br /><br />*is confused and godless*FirstNations (non-denominational)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44914947918829452552011-01-28T21:52:34.938-05:002011-01-28T21:52:34.938-05:00Sitting on my fat arse drinking LOTS of water whil...Sitting on my fat arse drinking LOTS of water whilst taking lots of drugs......<br /><br /><br />Medicinal ones only........<br /><br />Of course..........Damienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14413086752729344695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53098646868824787662011-01-28T21:51:44.111-05:002011-01-28T21:51:44.111-05:00if mom had coated the kids' dick and snatch wi...if mom had coated the kids' dick and snatch with pyroxylin, the damn toilet seat coulda been made out of squirming maggots and all would be serene.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55152584254594190822011-01-28T21:42:35.533-05:002011-01-28T21:42:35.533-05:00The most discussed and dreaded disease of today......The most discussed and dreaded disease of today.... but which apparently has no name. Maybe it's pottyseatitis. Or pyroxylin. I got pyroxylin at one of Ayem8y's truck stop's once. Nasty.mrpeeneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05206554819014030083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10366720909362217232011-01-28T21:24:22.410-05:002011-01-28T21:24:22.410-05:00A cracked toilet seat will pinch you...No fun!
I ...A cracked toilet seat will pinch you...No fun!<br /><br />I wonder if the model from Filthy Friday caught her problem from have a cracked toilet seat?The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63270706145463441462011-01-28T21:00:20.728-05:002011-01-28T21:00:20.728-05:00Tiny toilet seat-cracks?
They pinch!Tiny toilet seat-cracks?<br /><br />They pinch!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-75470063245655409382011-01-28T20:49:39.018-05:002011-01-28T20:49:39.018-05:00Entertaining opera people for a benefit - talk abo...Entertaining opera people for a benefit - talk about "THE SCOURGE"designing wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13003391063934306188noreply@blogger.com