tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post7401309279430840471..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: The Infomaniac DinerThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61626288595347610412010-08-05T10:50:46.129-04:002010-08-05T10:50:46.129-04:00ASK THE COOL COOKIE: Eiether that or a special on ...<b>ASK THE COOL COOKIE</b>: <i>Eiether that or a special on Turd Burglar Sundaes with manmade softserve. And the first 500 people get a brown hanky of their own emblazoned with the take out number.</i><br /><br />Capital idea. <br /><br />It’s time to bring the handkerchief code.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30476416777452467642010-08-05T10:35:18.360-04:002010-08-05T10:35:18.360-04:00Eiether that or a special on Turd Burglar Sundaes ...Eiether that or a special on Turd Burglar Sundaes with manmade softserve. And the first 500 people get a brown hanky of their own emblazoned with the take out number.The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65843667212865182010-08-04T21:12:50.480-04:002010-08-04T21:12:50.480-04:00CYBERPOOF: It better be a big one.
For some reason...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>It better be a big one.<br />For some reason I think I'll pass on the mudpie</i><br /><br />Here’s mud in your eye.<br /><br /><b>MANUEL</b>: <i>Can i get a job?<br />of work that is....!</i><br /><br />Certainly!<br /><br />Under one condition…<br /><br />Mistress MJ is allowed to fondle the waiter’s bum.<br /><br /><b>MEAN DIRTY PIRATE</b>: <i>Let me guess?<br />You're running a special on Poo Poo Platters...</i><br /><br />Exactly!<br /><br />I was waiting for one of you bitches to come up with that.<br /><br /><b>ASK THE COOL COOKIE</b>: <i>Milk, milk, lemonaide, around the corner fudge is made!</i><br /><br />Now there’s a slogan that’ll lure the customers in.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-7242905455226961472010-08-04T19:19:22.241-04:002010-08-04T19:19:22.241-04:00Milk, milk, lemonaide, around the corner fudge is ...Milk, milk, lemonaide, around the corner fudge is made!The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6337790803581430302010-08-04T19:09:23.804-04:002010-08-04T19:09:23.804-04:00Let me guess?
You're running a special on Poo...Let me guess?<br /><br />You're running a special on Poo Poo Platters...ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5231144949024424202010-08-04T18:31:37.973-04:002010-08-04T18:31:37.973-04:00Can i get a job?
of work that is....!Can i get a job?<br /><br /><br /><br />of work that is....!Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91282394999397384282010-08-04T17:34:22.110-04:002010-08-04T17:34:22.110-04:00It better be a big one.
For some reason I think I...It better be a big one.<br /><br />For some reason I think I'll pass on the mudpieCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-75837767105911620062010-08-04T16:33:32.232-04:002010-08-04T16:33:32.232-04:00IVD: Whatever is going on? I can't quite make...<b>IVD</b>: <i> Whatever is going on? I can't quite make it out.<br />* tries squinting but ends up looking up own nostrils *<br />And what's going on with the half-a-head by the probee's left shoulder?</i><br /><br />We all KNOW you have reading glasses, so USE them, dammit!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41513958098633208452010-08-04T16:00:47.204-04:002010-08-04T16:00:47.204-04:00Whatever is going on? I can't quite make it o...Whatever is going on? I can't quite make it out.<br /><br />* tries squinting but ends up looking up own nostrils *<br /><br />And what's going on with the half-a-head by the probee's left shoulder?Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-75552276075287947322010-08-04T15:33:39.693-04:002010-08-04T15:33:39.693-04:00EROS: I see today's specials are the tossed sa...<b>EROS</b>: <i>I see today's specials are the tossed salad and a rump roast!</i><br /><br />Get them while they’re fresh!<br /><br /><b>BOXER</b>: <i>I'll be ordering things that are wrapped, please. In plastic. <br />that picture is bringing up all of my "germ" issues.</i><br /><br />But you don’t know where their hands have been.<br /><br /><b>HAYWARD</b>: <i>Is there a draught?</i><br /><br />As in beer or current of air?<br /><br />There appears to be both!<br /><br /><b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>flambe at the table? i'd expect nothing less at this diner.</i><br /><br />Would you like a table dance with your flambé, sir?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19893674932935664922010-08-04T15:27:26.121-04:002010-08-04T15:27:26.121-04:00flambe at the table? i'd expect nothing less a...flambe at the table? i'd expect nothing less at this diner.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-31877395435800693312010-08-04T14:48:00.825-04:002010-08-04T14:48:00.825-04:00Is there a draught?Is there a draught?haywardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10383719131505590051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81559948756581242962010-08-04T12:22:37.612-04:002010-08-04T12:22:37.612-04:00I'll be ordering things that are wrapped, plea...I'll be ordering things that are wrapped, please. In plastic. <br /><br />that picture is bringing up all of my "germ" issues.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28183980929290684902010-08-04T11:12:07.920-04:002010-08-04T11:12:07.920-04:00I see today's specials are the tossed salad an...I see today's specials are the tossed salad and a rump roast!eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76417317210627081002010-08-04T09:25:17.550-04:002010-08-04T09:25:17.550-04:00MAGO: I'll have a beer but open the bottle by ...<b>MAGO</b>: <i>I'll have a beer but open the bottle by myself, thank you.</i><br /><br />But our brewmaster is prepped and ready to help you.<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>Tastes pretty bland...<br />Needs more salt...</i><br /><br />Perhaps it’s a waitress you need then.<br /><br /><b>JASON</b>: <i>I'll have a long one.</i><br /><br />We have plenty in stock!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58550870904333651592010-08-04T09:10:42.310-04:002010-08-04T09:10:42.310-04:00I'll have a long one.I'll have a long one.jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11116663308431251286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-86197862583665820472010-08-04T08:20:23.495-04:002010-08-04T08:20:23.495-04:00Tastes pretty bland...
Needs more salt...Tastes pretty bland...<br />Needs more salt...Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90008089566843855872010-08-04T07:36:57.382-04:002010-08-04T07:36:57.382-04:00I'll have a beer but open the bottle by myself...I'll have a beer but open the bottle by myself, thank you.63magohttp://63mago.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32381164335726091432010-08-04T06:57:28.837-04:002010-08-04T06:57:28.837-04:00Is anyone planning on placing an order?Is anyone planning on placing an order?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87394517506670587112010-08-04T06:45:46.062-04:002010-08-04T06:45:46.062-04:00One lump, or two?
Oh hai Xl!One lump, or two?<br /><br />Oh hai Xl!KJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16686599680060644339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72502846124054022262010-08-04T06:18:24.578-04:002010-08-04T06:18:24.578-04:00Hoover in a private moment?
Second!Hoover in a private moment?<br /><br />Second!63magohttp://63mago.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87009480840210144092010-08-04T05:57:22.299-04:002010-08-04T05:57:22.299-04:00Oh No!Oh No!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39813218739739364162010-08-04T05:57:01.081-04:002010-08-04T05:57:01.081-04:00Oh Hai!Oh Hai!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.com