We here at Infomaniac love any excuse for a party be it an anniversary, a birthday or a Bar Mitvah.
If you haven’t already done so, let us know the date of your birthday so that we may bake you a cake.
Today’s Celebrations:
England’s rose, Miss Roses, turns 40 today!
And she’s hosting a party!
Says Roses… “Be glam, bring drinkies, munchies and a floozy.”
Frankly, we’ll be surprised if Roses (who has been hitting the cider hard) manages to stay upright at her own party.
Meanwhile, Down Under, Mistress MJ’s slave Damien Oz is celebrating his 200,000th hit.
Damien aka Mr. Nude Infomaniac
Join Damien as he pays homage to Mistress MJ and five of his fave bloggers here.
We have another very special birthday coming up on Thursday, but we're keeping it quiet for now. No, it's not Mistress MJ.
And we would also like to point out that today is International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia.
HUG A HOMO TODAY!
Yay a party!
ReplyDeleteGosh where are you XL?
ReplyDeleteI'm off over to wake Roses up from her Cider filled stupor... She may well need a top up by now...
Group hug!
ReplyDeletePrincess: I was out fluffing The Mistress' mattresses!
is there such a thing as nipple enhancement?
ReplyDeletePRINCESS: Yay a party!Gosh where are you XL?
ReplyDeleteI'm off over to wake Roses up from her Cider filled stupor... She may well need a top up by now...
See comment from XL.
As my Official Pillow Fluffer, it is necessary that XL and I correspond upon mattress matters.
Oh, and Miss Roses appears to be hungover as she has not yet awoken from her stupor.
XL: Group hug!
Princess: I was out fluffing The Mistress' mattresses!
I’m going for the lighter latex version so it’s not a strain on your back.
NORMADESMOND: is there such a thing as nipple enhancement?
Anything’s possible.
Have you tried the latex foam mattress? I'm only asking because some things are better in theory.
ReplyDeleteHappy whatever you are all celebrating today day!
I hope Roses is all right? I can smell the cider fumes from here!
ReplyDeleteStill, happy birthday Roses!
* opens arms wide for a hug *
Happy Birthday, Roses!!!
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Best wishes for many more years of good company, good laughs, and good times!
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And Congratulations, Damien on your blogging milestone.
Cheers!
And Best wishes and much joy to the Rainbow Nation natives and allies!
ReplyDelete***wipes single tear***
ReplyDeleteOh Eros - you DO care :)
Thanks love.
Hi everyone else.
*****kneels and places single kiss on each of Mistress's feet as is proper*****
Morning lovelies. Sorry. The pre-birthday party from Saturday was still in full swing. I needed to catch my breath and re-apply slap.
ReplyDeleteCan't meet and greet you fabulous bitches looking worse for wear.
*group hug*
Thank you Mistress for you kind words and yay! to Damien.
Many Happy Returns Roses!
ReplyDeleteHappy Everything!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy knickers!!!
Happy socks!!!
Happy earwigs!!!
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CYBERPOOF: Have you tried the latex foam mattress? I'm only asking because some things are better in theory.
ReplyDeleteHappy whatever you are all celebrating today day!
If you had READ THE POST, you would KNOW what we’re celebrating!
Yes, I’ve test-driven the latex and it’s comfy. Perhaps it depends on the brand.
IVD: I hope Roses is all right? I can smell the cider fumes from here!
Still, happy birthday Roses!
*opens arms wide for a hug *
Yay! A homo to hug!
EROS: Thank you for providing a festive atmosphere!
DAMIEN: ***wipes single tear***
Oh Eros - you DO care :)
Thanks love.
Hi everyone else.
*****kneels and places single kiss on each of Mistress's feet as is proper*****
I’m heading off now to start clicking maniacally on your blog to bring it up to 300,000 hits.
ROSES: Morning lovelies. Sorry. The pre-birthday party from Saturday was still in full swing. I needed to catch my breath and re-apply slap.
Can't meet and greet you fabulous bitches looking worse for wear.
*group hug*
Thank you Mistress for you kind words and yay! to Damien.
Happy birthday!
Have you started the party over at yours yet?
MITZI: Many Happy Returns Roses!
Is there a return policy?
SCARLET: Happy Everything!!!
Happy knickers!!!
Happy socks!!!
Happy earwigs!!!
That just about covers it, Miss Scarlet!
Thank goodness you’re back to take inventory.
TITTIES !!!
ReplyDeleteHEFF: TITTIES !!!
ReplyDeleteI like to throw you a bone every now and then.
Shit! I've just clicked the Mr Nude Infomaniac link and discovered that I was in the running. You should all thank the gods that the Lovely Damien won and not me.
ReplyDelete* shudders in imagined horror *
IVD: Shit! I've just clicked the Mr Nude Infomaniac link and discovered that I was in the running. You should all thank the gods that the Lovely Damien won and not me.
ReplyDelete* shudders in imagined horror *
YOU were in the running for Mr. Nude Infomaniac?
How the???
Anyway, it’s been a year this month since the Mr. Nude Infomaniac pageant.
Perhaps it’s time for another pageant?
Has The Mistress made her decision regarding the "latex item?"
ReplyDeleteXL: Has The Mistress made her decision regarding the "latex item?"
ReplyDeleteMUST we refer to it as the “latex item”?
It will most likely be latex but the purchase will not be ‘til a few months from now.
Mistress MJ likes to study up on things in advance.
Well, 'Petra voted for me. So did Mago. Ummm... Piggy mentioned me... It might not have been altogether favourable, but any publicity is good publicity, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteIVD: Well, 'Petra voted for me. So did Mago. Ummm... Piggy mentioned me... It might not have been altogether favourable, but any publicity is good publicity, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteMago’s vote counts.
But Petra? He’ll vote for anything in pants.
And Piggy? Was he into the Grolsch that day?
happy birthday dear roses. and big congrats to Damien(who i am stalking when i have the time) huzzah to one and all. and save mesome damn cake
ReplyDeleteoh and nice twinebagos on the model.
ReplyDeleteKABUKI: happy birthday dear roses. and big congrats to Damien(who i am stalking when i have the time) huzzah to one and all. and save mesome damn cake
ReplyDeleteoh and nice twinebagos on the model.
You’re stalking Damien?
Well, everyone needs a hobby.
Just click on the cake link for more cake.
BITCHES: I’m hightailing it outta here soon and won’t be back ‘til late.
Anyone who leaves a comment from here on may not get a personal response although I’ll most certainly read it.
While I’m out, please leave this blog pristine, as you found it.
Thank you,
The Management
Happy Birthday Roses and congratulations to Damien.
ReplyDeleteI think I picked the wrong day for my latest post as its international love a poof/tranny day :-(
JESUS CHRIST! 'cake farting'?!?!? Is this the level of depravity folks need today?
ReplyDeleteI'll be back tomorrow. ALSO: pencil May 30th as my special day. But skip the year...
Poor Michael ... "it's just a click away", and hopefully stays away ... Joanna Cake should know all about latex items, she does test them herself.
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Ha Micheal clicked on the cake link......mwa ha ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteMichael clicked on the cake?
ReplyDelete*covers eyes in horror*
That'll teach him.
So many balloons to pop, not enough time.
ReplyDeletei love all ya'll! i don't think i tell ya'll that enough! xoxoxoxox
ReplyDeleteHooray to everyone.
ReplyDelete**pulls bottle from Rose's birthday and sits down**
*joins in hilarity over Michael clicking on the cake link*
ReplyDeleteHahaha!!!!!