Sunday, May 30, 2010

While You're Waiting

While you're waiting for the Win A New Boyfriend Voting Day to begin on Monday, we ask you to make NO mention of THIS.



We already know about it and we don't care.

24 comments:

  1. First!?
    I'm raising the Canadian flag right now...or is that fag?

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  2. Perhaps a name the twins contest?

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  3. oh, i love double blessings.....though it is unfortunate that she isn't incubating quints. we could've done that whole dion quintuplet thing again, and wouldn't that have been a blessing.

    (sorry, dry heaves)

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  4. Dion Quintuplets…Dionne Quintuplets…clever Miss Desmond.

    Don’t even joke about multiple Celine Dion births.

    *offers Norma a Pepto-Bismal*

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  5. if there was ever someone who should have done the "i'm a celebrity, i'll save the little third world babies by adopting" it's she who shall not be named. you have my condolences, sugar. i shall never speak of it (or her) again! xoxoxo

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  6. Pass me a bucket...there is something I need to bring up...
    Oh it was that Celine Cuisine take home and try prepared diner...
    No wonder I've been up all night Barfing to the tune of My life will go off! Who would have thought a defrosted microwaved celery stick could have done that to you?...

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  7. Good gawd, twins?

    Her stretch marks will go on and on...

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  8. Cèline Dion Spawn Contest: Siegfried & Roy!

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  9. BITCHES: Please refrain from this ridiculous banter as Mistress MJ is trying to get a good night’s sleep for a change.

    Unlike you Brits and Americans, swanning about on your bank holiday Mondays and Memorial Day Mondays, Mistress MJ has a long day’s work ahead of her.

    Come back several hours from now (i.e. sometime on Monday) for your chance to vote in the Win A New Boyfriend contest.

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  10. It's outragious!

    Well, not just the twin thing. I'm at peace with that as the likelihood of her setting up shop over here is minimal. It's rather the swanning about on bank holiday Mondays and whatever while the rest of us have to get up and go to work at ridiculous hours.

    No I can't be happy for other people on a Monday morning.

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  11. Arrrggghhh.... a disgaceful pic on Infomaniac. I think I will have to go back to bed now to recover from the shock. Good job it's Bank Holiday Monday.
    Sx

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  12. "Unlike you Brits and Americans"

    But Mistress, last week you had VD!

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  13. Don't feel too put out we're having another Bank Holiday. It's wet, grey and miserable here.

    Perfect excuse to take trashy books back to bed. Oh wait...you have to go to work....

    I do wish you wouldn't post these disgusting items on your blog. Fat fags with small weenies I can cope with. Ugly, untalented munters I can't.

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  14. Please find the time to read this moving story about Celine falling in love with her great grandfather: http://tinyurl.com/32bz3or

    Thank you and goodnight.

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  15. I'd like to propose a toast to Celine.

    Chin chin.

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  16. Psst... Geoff has also been making positive noises about crocs and socks... just thought you ought to know... not that I'm a tell-tale tit or anything....
    Sx

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  17. Celine Dion...and Dion...and Dion.

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  18. All this ceaseless chattering.

    I may as well get up and post the compo.

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  19. You have a device that reads the incoming comments to you - that's it!

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  20. heh...looks like a kidney stone...

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  21. She iz 'aveeng twanz..shutUP?!

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  22. 42! bullshit! I Knew of Celine Dion before all he cosmetic surgery, before she could speak English or had ever been to ONttario...and when I was 19 she was older than me!

    I will be 45 this month. Bitch hasn't seen 42 in years!

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