Thursday, May 27, 2010

Head Rejigging

A team of experts has been called in to examine Mistress MJ’s head…



Something seems to be amiss…



The head specialist turns to Infomaniac’s bitches for answers.

What’s happening?
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29 comments:

  1. eroswings9:59 PM, May 26, 2010

    It would appear that the head specialist has taken to fiddling with the knobs in an attempt to elicit a most satisfactory response.

    Testing...Testing...1, 2, Twist...Testing.

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  2. normadesmond10:23 PM, May 26, 2010

    he's perplexed because they usually rejizz another type of head. oh, i'm sorry, i misspelled that, didn't i?

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  3. The Mistress11:01 PM, May 26, 2010

    EROS: It would appear that the head specialist has taken to fiddling with the knobs in an attempt to elicit a most satisfactory response.
    Testing...Testing...1, 2, Twist...Testing.

    Mistress MJ is surrounded by knob fiddlers.

    *casts glance around room*

    NORMADESMOND: he's perplexed because they usually rejizz another type of head. oh, i'm sorry, i misspelled that, didn't i?

    You’ll never make it to Scripps, Miss Desmond.

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  4. TJB11:07 PM, May 26, 2010

    Darling mistress, there's nothing wrong with you that a stiff cocktail and a firm-yet-pillowy arse (ayem8y's, most likely) couldn't cure. I've never trusted head shrinkers, anyway - why shrink head? What the world needs now is more head!

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  5. jason11:08 PM, May 26, 2010

    Not enough head. That's always the problem.

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  6. LẌ11:09 PM, May 26, 2010

    I Ain't Got No Body!

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  7. Anonymous11:11 PM, May 26, 2010

    “I no understandit?”

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  8. The Mistress12:04 AM, May 27, 2010

    TJB: Darling mistress, there's nothing wrong with you that a stiff cocktail and a firm-yet-pillowy arse (ayem8y's, most likely) couldn't cure. I've never trusted head shrinkers, anyway - why shrink head? What the world needs now is more head!

    A stiff cock, did you say?

    Oh! A stiff cocktail!

    “What the world needs now is more head!” Absolutely, TJB!

    Cue Jackie DeShannon!

    JASON: Not enough head. That's always the problem.

    Said “the snarky one in the back”….teehee.

    XL: I Ain't Got No Body!

    Wow! Great clip!

    Obviously this was filmed before Ann-Margret had her Champagne meltdown.

    RANDOM: “I no understandit?”

    Get the hook!

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  9. CyberPete12:34 AM, May 27, 2010

    Is it time for Manuel to bring his arse out of retirement?

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  10. The Mistress1:03 AM, May 27, 2010

    CYBERPOOF: Is it time for Manuel to bring his arse out of retirement?

    I thought you’d never assk!

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  11. BEAST1:40 AM, May 27, 2010

    Probably caught a head cold from not wearing your wig

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  12. Ms Scarlet2:36 AM, May 27, 2010

    I was going to write: There's nothing wrong with this head that a body wouldn't cure.
    But Mr XL has taken the wind from my sails...
    *slaps Mr Beastie.... just for the fun of it*
    Sx

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  13. Princess2:38 AM, May 27, 2010

    Did Someone say stiff Cock?

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  14. LẌ3:03 AM, May 27, 2010

    Miss Scarlet, you could say instead:

    Gin a body meet a body
    Comin thro' the rye,
    Gin a body kiss a body,
    Need a body cry?

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  15. Roses3:04 AM, May 27, 2010

    I loved both clips of Ann Margaret. The first one because, despite the demure dress and frumpy shoes, she has a voice like warm honey, sprinkled on RDJ.

    The second, because the song and set match her voice in decadence.

    I'd recommend champagne therapy for Mistress. I'll need to consult with Cyberpete for the best vintage to cure your condition.

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  16. Damien3:52 AM, May 27, 2010

    Slave sits in the corner waving furiously at Mistress whilst grinning like a drugged idiot every time she says "knob fiddler" :)

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  17. savannah6:55 AM, May 27, 2010

    y'all need a new hat, sugar! xoxoxo

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  18. Anonymous7:17 AM, May 27, 2010

    A cure of penis vulgaris?

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  19. The Mistress8:14 AM, May 27, 2010

    BEAST: Probably caught a head cold from not wearing your wig

    On what planet is that funny, Mr. Beastie?

    *holds Beast down for Miss Scarlet*

    SCARLET: I was going to write: There's nothing wrong with this head that a body wouldn't cure.
    But Mr XL has taken the wind from my sails...
    *slaps Mr Beastie.... just for the fun of it*

    You’re going to have to get up earlier if you want to beat XL to the punch.

    Let’s throw our panties at Beast’s head.

    He will be horrified.

    PRINCESS: Did Someone say stiff Cock?

    Was it cock that was mentioned?

    Or cake?

    XL: Miss Scarlet, you could say instead:

    Gin a body meet a body
    Comin thro' the rye,
    Gin a body kiss a body,
    Need a body cry?

    Oh, pardon me, you’re talking to Miss Scarlet.

    ROSES: I loved both clips of Ann Margaret. The first one because, despite the demure dress and frumpy shoes, she has a voice like warm honey, sprinkled on RDJ.
    The second, because the song and set match her voice in decadence.
    I'd recommend champagne therapy for Mistress. I'll need to consult with Cyberpete for the best vintage to cure your condition.

    You need to see this Ann-Margret performance over at Chateau Thombeau. (You have to scroll down past the pink bog roll).

    Who is RDJ?

    Is he one of my bitches?

    Like IVD or TJB?

    And when did CyberPoof become an expert on champagne?

    Just because he drinks a lot of it doesn’t make him a connoisseur.

    DAMIEN: Slave sits in the corner waving furiously at Mistress whilst grinning like a drugged idiot every time she says "knob fiddler" :)

    KNOB FIDDLER KNOB FIDDLER KNOB FIDDLER!

    SAVANNAH: y'all need a new hat, sugar!

    Y’all need a new LINK to the hat!

    MAGO: A cure of penis vulgaris?

    Stop your dirty talk.

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  20. The Mistress8:36 AM, May 27, 2010

    BITCHES: Please take note of Beast’s Eager Beaver post which I am not commenting on until cooler heads prevail.

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  21. ayeM8y11:47 AM, May 27, 2010

    I suggest a good evil specialist. Someone like Vincent Price or Ray Milland.

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  22. The Mistress12:16 PM, May 27, 2010

    AYEM8Y: I suggest a good evil specialist. Someone like Vincent Price or Ray Milland.

    Or any of the employees of The Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium!

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  23. Heff2:35 PM, May 27, 2010

    I could use some MJ head....

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  24. The Mistress3:30 PM, May 27, 2010

    HEFF: I could use some MJ head....

    I shall ignore that remark.

    But while you’re here, I suggest you return on Friday as we’ll be posting something right up your alley.

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  25. CyberPete3:38 PM, May 27, 2010

    I drink a lot of different Champagnes for sure. Some better than others, but all proper Champagne.

    I'll have none of that dreadful Cava (unless watered down with orange juice)

    Hope the arse perked up your day.

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  26. Geoff3:38 PM, May 27, 2010

    Head needs filling with booze.

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  27. Cough The Bot3:39 PM, May 27, 2010

    What's missing?

    Erm... Nothing!

    Everythings exactly as it's always been. It's just an everyday and quite ordinary airhead.

    Run along now. Nothing to see.

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  28. The Mistress3:44 PM, May 27, 2010

    CYBERPOOF: I drink a lot of different Champagnes for sure. Some better than others, but all proper Champagne.
    I'll have none of that dreadful Cava (unless watered down with orange juice)
    Hope the arse perked up your day.

    Manuel’s arse makes any day better.

    GEOFF: Head needs filling with booze.

    Like this?

    PIGGY: What's missing?
    Erm... Nothing!
    Everythings exactly as it's always been. It's just an everyday and quite ordinary airhead.
    Run along now. Nothing to see.

    Shouldn’t you be at the amusement park?

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  29. Kapitano6:22 PM, May 27, 2010

    Mistress MJ is the Head Mistress.

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