Friday, May 28, 2010

Filthy Friday – TittieFest!

Today’s Filthy Friday is dedicated to the memory of Mutley the Dog.

A man who appreciated a fine set of knockers.

Tits for all seasons! …





And tits for no reasons! (Just becuz tits)...


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And finally, Mr. Mutley’s personal favourite…the lovely Bonita

30 comments:

  1. Yay Tits!

    Um, I mean Gay Bits!

    Erm, I mean First!

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  2. Melons again ... ther IS something ...

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  3. There's a melon incident in Texas.

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  4. I prefer smaller

    Perhaps just the melon seeds

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  5. I suppose since melons are in season, enjoy!

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  6. jaysus, can y'all imagine what their backs must feel like? talk about carrying a load! xoxox

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  7. I've heard of being able to feed a third world country with those things...but really...Melons?

    talk about a chiropractic field day...

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  8. it's the nipples that slay me.

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  9. reading your labels: Mutley.

    :-(

    *Takes sip of vodka and hugs pack.*

    Come by tonight I have pictures of Coco in uniform.

    That should make you happy.

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  10. That third photo looks like that woman from the Russ Meyers movies.

    They are really bad.

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  11. I am sure that these ladies have husbands or fathers at home who are very ashamed of their brazenness.

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  12. I was just trying to decide wether I should strain the budget and renew my subscription to Mamoth Hooters. I take this as a heavenly sign that I should

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  13. Wow. I was thinking I should feel inadequate, but they just don't look....quite....appealing.

    If I was going to bat for the other team, I'd go for more athletic honeys.

    RDJ = Robert Downey Jr.

    I hope Mutley, whichever beach he's walking along at the moment, would enjoy his fitting tribute.

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  14. Hmmm... I think I will spend the day stuffing fruit down my top. Just to see what it looks like to have an almighty chest.
    Sx

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  15. Wow how do those women sand up without topplinng over?

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  16. You should've posted this on Titter.

    Ok, I'll stop now.

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  17. Somehow "tittie" doesn't seem the right word. "Tittie"s sound...small, cute, maybe even furry and lovable. It's like "Tribble".

    Hooters, on the other hand.... Humungous Hydrolic Hooters....

    Or Bazoomers. Bazookas. MJ's Mighty Mammary Melons. These sound big and heavy and...earth mother supremely fecund goddesslike.

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  18. KAPI: Yay Tits!
    Um, I mean Gay Bits!
    Erm, I mean First!


    Tits! Bits! Clits!

    RANDOM: She's got some melons!

    How do you like THEM coconuts?

    MAGO: Melons again ... ther IS something ...
    There's a melon incident in Texas.


    Did I miss some fruit-related incident in the news?

    HAYWARD: I'm breastnotized!

    Can you still breathe?

    UNIQUE STEPHEN: I prefer smaller
    Perhaps just the melon seeds


    *continues seed-spitting at Stephen..carried over from my seed-spitting at you from XL’s place*

    The seed has been sown.

    You are now officially an Infomaniac Bitch.

    Send me a photo of your arse, as is the custom for all new male Infomaniac bitches.

    XL: I suppose since melons are in season, enjoy!

    Duz not agree.

    SAVANNAH: jaysus, can y'all imagine what their backs must feel like? talk about carrying a load!

    Note that none of the men (except Princess) have had the least bit of concern for these ladies’ backs.

    PRINCESS: I've heard of being able to feed a third world country with those things...but really...Melons?
    talk about a chiropractic field day...


    These ladies are toppling over each other to book appointments.

    NORMADESMOND: it's the nipples that slay me.

    These nipples will cut a bitch, Norma.

    BOXER: reading your labels: Mutley.
    :-(
    *Takes sip of vodka and hugs pack.*
    Come by tonight I have pictures of Coco in uniform.
    That should make you happy.


    Your doggie pics always cheer me.

    Will pop over later.

    CYBERPOOF: That third photo looks like that woman from the Russ Meyers movies.
    They are really bad.


    You of all people are a judge of women’s breasts? Ha!

    VICUS: I am sure that these ladies have husbands or fathers at home who are very ashamed of their brazenness.

    Summon the League of Decency!

    BEAST: I was just trying to decide wether I should strain the budget and renew my subscription to Mamoth Hooters. I take this as a heavenly sign that I should.

    An odd response coming from someone whose usual first response to a piece of fruit is to insert it into his rectum.

    ROSES: Wow. I was thinking I should feel inadequate, but they just don't look....quite....appealing.
    If I was going to bat for the other team, I'd go for more athletic honeys.
    RDJ = Robert Downey Jr.
    I hope Mutley, whichever beach he's walking along at the moment, would enjoy his fitting tribute.


    Just the other day you tried to get me to fondle your arse and now you’re talking about batting for the other team.

    Are you trying to tell us something?

    SCARLET: Hmmm... I think I will spend the day stuffing fruit down my top. Just to see what it looks like to have an almighty chest.

    Lemons for A cup.
    Oranges for B cup.
    Grapefruit for C cup.
    Cantelope for D cup.

    Experiment and get back to us.

    UBERMOUTH: Wow how do those women sand up without topplinng over?

    I like to think their men are there for support.

    JASON: You should've posted this on Titter.
    Ok, I'll stop now.


    Oh don’t stop now.

    You KNOW what I like.

    KAPI: Somehow "tittie" doesn't seem the right word. "Tittie"s sound...small, cute, maybe even furry and lovable. It's like "Tribble".
    Hooters, on the other hand.... Humungous Hydrolic Hooters....
    Or Bazoomers. Bazookas. MJ's Mighty Mammary Melons. These sound big and heavy and...earth mother supremely fecund goddesslike.


    I’m hiring you to ghost write my blog post titles.

    Or should that be tittles?

    MAGO: Hm, venus venusta ?

    Fecund! … or “fruitful” .. hence the melons.

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  19. Happy Friday MJ, I hope you have a good weekend. My personal plans are.....AW FUCK, TITTIES !!!!!!!!!!!

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  20. those aren't nipples! they're the transmission push-buttons for 1960 plymouth.

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  21. HEFF: Happy Friday MJ, I hope you have a good weekend. My personal plans are.....AW FUCK, TITTIES !!!!!!!!!!!

    I’m shocked at how long it took you to get over here.

    NORMADESMOND: those aren't nipples! they're the transmission push-buttons for 1960 plymouth.

    Coupe or sedan?

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  22. Melon seeds? You'll have to find them with a microscope!
    Mutley had good taste. Bonita looks quite natural, a big natural size.

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  23. What?
    No topless double D’s washing cars?
    Or shooting deer?

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  24. Youu donte thinke I be goode breasticles judger?

    Poopycocko!

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  25. LENI: Melon seeds? You'll have to find them with a microscope!
    Mutley had good taste. Bonita looks quite natural, a big natural size.


    Mutley did indeed have good taste.

    It’s Mistress MJ who had to go and cheapen it.

    AYEM8Y: What?
    No topless double D’s washing cars?
    Or shooting deer?


    Okay, here ya go.

    HEFF: TITTIES !!!!

    Calm yourself, Heff.

    We’ll be back to old men with saggy scrotums next week.

    CYBERPOOF: Youu donte thinke I be goode breasticles judger?
    Poopycocko!


    There are some things I don’t want to picture.

    And furthermore, you have failed to acknowledge Kylie Minogue’s birthday.

    I’m speechless at this oversight.

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