Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Behind Closed Doors



Tell us what you do in the mirror when you think no one's looking.

36 comments:

  1. My Mirror has two faces... and i'm never sure which one it is that i am talking to... until one of them answers back... and that's usually the bitchy one...

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  2. There's a strange man in my mirror.

    He says I'm exactly like him, only balder and left handed.

    He's a lousy kisser.

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  3. 4th place? sweet mary sunshine!

    xoxoxo

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  4. really? number 6?

    Oh Hai XL, Princess, Mago and Savannah! You too Kapitano!

    I shadow box. Big surprise, huh?

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  5. I march around the bathroom singing 76 Trombones.

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  6. I check to see if there's any food stuck in my teeth or something stuck on my face.

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  7. what do i do?

    why i close my eyes and wish with all my might that when i open my eyes, this photo is what i'll see.

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  8. One of the Saggy Bottom Boys from Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

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  9. I PUT THE LOTION ON MY SKIN SUIT!!!!

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  10. I usually bang and crash around until I get used to everything being around the wrong way.
    Oh, and I also really miss my third dimension.


    I've got to ask: Why is that man covering his nipples? Surely thay're the least of his dignity problems?

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  11. XL: eins
    tweek


    We could start a social network called Tweaker.

    PRINCESS: My Mirror has two faces... and i'm never sure which one it is that i am talking to... until one of them answers back... and that's usually the bitchy one...

    Just turn the other cheek.

    KAPI: There's a strange man in my mirror.
    He says I'm exactly like him, only balder and left handed.
    He's a lousy kisser.


    Has he slipped you the tongue?

    SAVANNAH: 4th place? sweet mary sunshine!

    Well butter my biscuit!

    MAGO: I don't do mirrors.

    But thankfully you do massage.

    BOXER: really? number 6?
    Oh Hai XL, Princess, Mago and Savannah! You too Kapitano!
    I shadow box. Big surprise, huh?


    How about a little Andy Gibb to accompany you?

    HAYWARD: I march around the bathroom singing 76 Trombones.

    “There were horns of ev'ry shape and kind.”

    We know where THIS is going.

    EROS: I check to see if there's any food stuck in my teeth or something stuck on my face.

    Eeeeeeekkk!

    A facehugger!!!

    NORMADESMOND: what do i do?
    why i close my eyes and wish with all my might that when i open my eyes, this photo is what i'll see.


    Don’t you see your tiara sparkling in the mirror?

    I’m expecting you to wear your tiara at all times during your reign as Miss Cocks in Frocks 2010.

    DONN: One of the Saggy Bottom Boys from Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

    Cue the dueling banjos.

    KNUDSEN: I PUT THE LOTION ON MY SKIN SUIT!!!!

    BENGAY®?

    IVD: I usually bang and crash around until I get used to everything being around the wrong way.
    Oh, and I also really miss my third dimension.
    I've got to ask: Why is that man covering his nipples? Surely thay're the least of his dignity problems?


    Don’t you play at being a sexbot in the mirror anymore?

    He’s tweaking his nipples.

    To see how it’s done, click here.

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  12. Oh honey, I pluck hairs from hither and yon. Mostly yon.

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  13. That arse is nearly as ugly as the one living at 10 Downing Street.

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  14. try out my 'come hither' poses of course.

    Mens back bottoms never seem to change from babyhood do they?

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  15. Style my hair, restyle my hair. Fix my hair. Refix my hair. Tweak my hair.

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  16. MR. PEENEE: Oh honey, I pluck hairs from hither and yon. Mostly yon.

    The backcountry?

    VICUS: That arse is nearly as ugly as the one living at 10 Downing Street.

    Does that house have a revolving door?

    LULU: try out my 'come hither' poses of course.
    Mens back bottoms never seem to change from babyhood do they?


    Manuel’s arse has changed a little.

    CYBERPOOF: Style my hair, restyle my hair. Fix my hair. Refix my hair. Tweak my hair.

    We’ve all seen your pink hair barrette.

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  17. I dance like a motherfucker.

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  18. HEFF: I dance like a motherfucker.

    To a Butlik CD?

    XL: I dance like Oedipus.

    Your dancing is a tragedy?

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  19. I'm too busy reaching for the cider (I've changed my drink-of-choice recently) to worry about what's going on in the mirror.

    Besides, if the cider is doing its job properly, I can't focus which is only a good thing.

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  20. MAGO: Dancing fools?

    Zut alors!

    ROSES: I'm too busy reaching for the cider (I've changed my drink-of-choice recently) to worry about what's going on in the mirror.
    Besides, if the cider is doing its job properly, I can't focus which is only a good thing.


    Strongbow?

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  21. If staring at yourself in the mirror makes you feel depressed, take a leaf out of Carmen's book and smear vaseline all over it and then do the same with the mirror. I have a double sided mirror in the bathroom, I once squatted over the magnified "fright" side to examine "rosebud", to check her colour. (Blushing pink and tighter than a mouse's ear, before you ask).

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  22. What do I do in the mirror when I think no one's looking? Kid myself that I'm still 35.

    By the way, I've been meaning to tell you for years you should keep your hair natural like I do...

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  23. MITZI: If staring at yourself in the mirror makes you feel depressed, take a leaf out of Carmen's book and smear vaseline all over it and then do the same with the mirror. I have a double sided mirror in the bathroom, I once squatted over the magnified "fright" side to examine "rosebud", to check her colour. (Blushing pink and tighter than a mouse's ear, before you ask).

    I’m so pleased to hear that your “rosebud” hasn’t lost its bloom.

    Unlike IVD’s “rosebud” which is so lax you could park a lorry up it.

    MICHAEL GUY: What do I do in the mirror when I think no one's looking? Kid myself that I'm still 35.
    By the way, I've been meaning to tell you for years you should keep your hair natural like I do...


    You’ll always be an ingenue to me.

    But don’t mess with my hair bitch or I’ll snatch that wig right off your head.

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  24. Strong bow?! Bleugh. That's just a step up from White Lightening, useful only for cleaning stuff or pickling your liver.

    No darling. I'm drinking Aspalls Organic.

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  25. Yes, they are pretty aren't they.

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  26. I look deep into my own eyes. Its like staring into the abyss, only ever so much more attractive. Then I fluff my hair, because I can.

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  27. ROSES: Strong bow?! Bleugh. That's just a step up from White Lightening, useful only for cleaning stuff or pickling your liver.
    No darling. I'm drinking Aspalls Organic.


    Strongbow is good for rust removal.

    CYBERPOOF: Yes, they are pretty aren't they.

    Do you sing “I Feel Pretty” in the mirror?

    KABUKI: I look deep into my own eyes. Its like staring into the abyss, only ever so much more attractive. Then I fluff my hair, because I can.

    kabuki is a goddess.

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  28. christ on a bike I thought that was me there for a mo...

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  29. GEOFF, MAGO, THOMBEAU & MANUEL: I hate to be rude and not respond personally to you but I must run off now for the evening.

    Mistress MJ will come ‘round tomorrow or much later tonight to visit your blogs.

    In the meantime, I’ve a new post to publish for you … any minute now!

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