Rickety-Rackety, Rickety-Rackety...Rah Rah Rah...oh to hell with it...I have to confess that I only joined the cheer squad so I could screw the football team.
EROS: Well they certainly look like they've had years of experience doing the splits! I'm major! I roar! I swear I'm not a whore! We cheer, and we lead, we act like we're on speed!
I would be surprised to find their legs together.
SAVANNAH: whatever, i'm third!
Though sadly lacking in team spirit.
MAGO: Is that a kind of aqua-amusement-park? Cheering up the killer whales for Ahab's last party ...
Whenever we hear the word “Sissy” we think of Thombeau and his Sissy Boy Slap Parties.
This isn’t going to turn into one of THOSE, is it?
AYEM8Y: Rickety-Rackety, Rickety-Rackety...Rah Rah Rah...oh to hell with it...I have to confess that I only joined the cheer squad so I could screw the football team.
Do you prefer the “tight end” or the “wide receiver”?
PRINCESS: Rah Rha Rha Blow Team Blow?... ER em.... yay team! Oh... I'm too old for this crap... that last high kick split combo was the killer... Can someone help me up?.. *staggers off limping toward bar, throwing pom poms to Xl for fluffing* Hey Boxer, make mine a double and keep em coming...i'm knackered after that performance....
ROSES: I'll be enthusiastic and waving my pom poms later... Oh hai boxer, I'll have a double thanks. Princess, want to borrow some bengay rub or Tiger Balm?
We’ll probably have to carry you off the field at this rate.
DAMIEN: But of course Mistress - this one would be but a poor imitation of a slave if this one did not bring out his pom-poms for his Mistress. **runs through the house squealing like a little girl shaking his...................... poms-poms**
Shake it like a pom pom, like a pom pom Shake it like a pom pom, like a pom pom.
KAPI: Cheerleading? We've got something much better than that! We're Queerleaders!
Ha! Gimme a Q!
SAVANNAH: lacking in team spirit? hell sugar, i am the antidote to all the PC rah rah! i'm responsible for the rebel yell!...xoxoxo (pulling out my nirvana-smells-like-teen-spirit anarchist black shirt.)
Yeehaw!
CYBERPOOF: Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. Now I just lounge about watching with a glass of bubbly in hand. Get to it bitches!
I read only yesterday that pharmaceutical companies recruit cheerleaders from college campuses to become pharmy sales reps. Apparently they are very motivated and convincing and are very good at pushing pills.
LA DIVA CUCINA: I read only yesterday that pharmaceutical companies recruit cheerleaders from college campuses to become pharmy sales reps. Apparently they are very motivated and convincing and are very good at pushing pills. Buy Cialis, Buy, Buy Cialis!
Are you suggesting the Infomaniac Cheerleaders are pushing pills?
*conceals Quaaludes vial under garter*
HEFF: "The Princess and the Peenee" ? Isn't that a children's book ?
Yes! The Princess is kept awake by something hard (the Peenee) in her bed!
MITZI: I am proud to say that I am an honorary cheerleader, and have been known to throw my legs up in the air showing my pom pom on numerous occasions.
MAGO: Mutley took a swig from the ether bottle and started to do nasty things to the pompoms. He brought some lps, Tangerine Dream I guess. Poor xl. A shaved pompom can't be fluffed. Looks a bit like a ... mole?
I swear other blogs don’t have these sorts of problems.
NORMADESMOND: sorry, tiara-ed winners don't jump, but they stroll.
Are you saying you’re on the stroll?
Be careful out there.
MR. PEENEE: Ya want splits? I'll give ya splits, bitches.
I’ve heard your basket toss is the stuff of legends.
eins
ReplyDeleteI can fluff their pom-poms!
Well they certainly look like they've had years of experience doing the splits!
ReplyDeleteI'm major! I roar! I swear I'm not a whore!
We cheer, and we lead, we act like we're on speed!
whatever, i'm third! xoxoxo
ReplyDelete:)
Is that a kind of aqua-amusement-park? Cheering up the killer whales for Ahab's last party ...
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely. I am their private bartender. I serve vodka. That's all. Just vodka, so I hope they like it.
ReplyDeleteHai XL, Savannah, Eroswings and Mago!
Boxer, got any Grey Goose? My cats won't drink with me after that last "little incident."
ReplyDeleteRah Rah Rah, Sissy Boom Bah!
ReplyDeleteXL, can you blame them? Of course, although I think you might want to try a little EFFEN Vodka? Truly, it's nearly as good as Gray Goose.
ReplyDeleteRickety-Rackety, Rickety-Rackety...Rah Rah Rah...oh to hell with it...I have to confess that I only joined the cheer squad so I could screw the football team.
ReplyDeleteRah Rha Rha
ReplyDeleteBlow Team Blow?... ER em....
yay team!
Oh... I'm too old for this crap...
that last high kick split combo was the killer... Can someone help me up?..
*staggers off limping toward bar, throwing pom poms to Xl for fluffing*
Hey Boxer, make mine a double and keep em coming...i'm knackered after that performance....
XL: eins
ReplyDeleteI can fluff their pom-poms!
That’s giving it the old college try!
EROS: Well they certainly look like they've had years of experience doing the splits!
I'm major! I roar! I swear I'm not a whore!
We cheer, and we lead, we act like we're on speed!
I would be surprised to find their legs together.
SAVANNAH: whatever, i'm third!
Though sadly lacking in team spirit.
MAGO: Is that a kind of aqua-amusement-park? Cheering up the killer whales for Ahab's last party ...
It’s from the last Infomaniac pool party.
BOXER & XL: Don’t mind us.
Continue to chat amongst yourselves.
*Mistress MJ mumbles something about drunks*
JASON: Rah Rah Rah, Sissy Boom Bah!
Whenever we hear the word “Sissy” we think of Thombeau and his Sissy Boy Slap Parties.
This isn’t going to turn into one of THOSE, is it?
AYEM8Y: Rickety-Rackety, Rickety-Rackety...Rah Rah Rah...oh to hell with it...I have to confess that I only joined the cheer squad so I could screw the football team.
Do you prefer the “tight end” or the “wide receiver”?
PRINCESS: Rah Rha Rha
Blow Team Blow?... ER em....
yay team!
Oh... I'm too old for this crap...
that last high kick split combo was the killer... Can someone help me up?..
*staggers off limping toward bar, throwing pom poms to Xl for fluffing*
Hey Boxer, make mine a double and keep em coming...i'm knackered after that performance....
We want to see that back field in motion!
I'll be enthusiastic and waving my pom poms later...
ReplyDeleteOh hai boxer, I'll have a double thanks.
Princess, want to borrow some bengay rub or Tiger Balm?
But of course Mistress - this one would be but a poor imitation of a slave if this one did not bring out his pom-poms for his Mistress.
ReplyDelete**runs through the house squealing like a little girl shaking his...................... poms-poms**
Cheerleading? We've got something much better than that!
ReplyDeleteWe're Queerleaders!
lacking in team spirit? hell sugar, i am the antidote to all the PC rah rah! i'm responsible for the rebel yell!...xoxoxo
ReplyDelete(pulling out my nirvana-smells-like-teen-spirit anarchist black shirt.)
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
ReplyDeleteNow I just lounge about watching with a glass of bubbly in hand.
Get to it bitches!
ROSES: I'll be enthusiastic and waving my pom poms later...
ReplyDeleteOh hai boxer, I'll have a double thanks.
Princess, want to borrow some bengay rub or Tiger Balm?
We’ll probably have to carry you off the field at this rate.
DAMIEN: But of course Mistress - this one would be but a poor imitation of a slave if this one did not bring out his pom-poms for his Mistress.
**runs through the house squealing like a little girl shaking his...................... poms-poms**
Shake it like a pom pom, like a pom pom
Shake it like a pom pom, like a pom pom.
KAPI: Cheerleading? We've got something much better than that!
We're Queerleaders!
Ha! Gimme a Q!
SAVANNAH: lacking in team spirit? hell sugar, i am the antidote to all the PC rah rah! i'm responsible for the rebel yell!...xoxoxo
(pulling out my nirvana-smells-like-teen-spirit anarchist black shirt.)
Yeehaw!
CYBERPOOF: Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Now I just lounge about watching with a glass of bubbly in hand.
Get to it bitches!
Lazy bitch.
I read only yesterday that pharmaceutical companies recruit cheerleaders from college campuses to become pharmy sales reps. Apparently they are very motivated and convincing and are very good at pushing pills.
ReplyDeleteBuy Cialis, Buy, Buy Cialis!
"The Princess and the Peenee" ? Isn't that a children's book ?
ReplyDeleteLA DIVA CUCINA: I read only yesterday that pharmaceutical companies recruit cheerleaders from college campuses to become pharmy sales reps. Apparently they are very motivated and convincing and are very good at pushing pills.
ReplyDeleteBuy Cialis, Buy, Buy Cialis!
Are you suggesting the Infomaniac Cheerleaders are pushing pills?
*conceals Quaaludes vial under garter*
HEFF: "The Princess and the Peenee" ? Isn't that a children's book ?
Yes! The Princess is kept awake by something hard (the Peenee) in her bed!
A Peenee in my boudior?
ReplyDeleteHow unusual...
At this rate i'll be up all night...
Yay Team!
PRINCESS: A Peenee in my boudior?
ReplyDeleteHow unusual...At this rate i'll be up all night...
Yay Team!
Take it for the team!
Darling MJ, I only wish they were that practical as to be pushing pills! sigh.
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen a Quaalude since 1981!!!!! (teaser!)
LA DIVA CUCINA: Darling MJ, I only wish they were that practical as to be pushing pills! sigh.
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen a Quaalude since 1981!!!!! (teaser!)
Which makes them all the more desirable!
Care for a Vicodin while you’re here?
And I think Peenee has some poppers stuffed down his bra.
Count me in if I can have yarn pom-poms on my boots. And metal cleats. I want folks to hear me coming...
ReplyDeleteMICHAEL GUY: Count me in if I can have yarn pom-poms on my boots. And metal cleats. I want folks to hear me coming...
ReplyDeleteYou won’t be marching anywhere if that gangrene sets in.
I am soooo not clicking on THAT link.
ReplyDeleteMistress, don't bogart those Vicodins!
ReplyDeleteMICHAEL GUY: I am soooo not clicking on THAT link.
ReplyDeleteHoney, it’s a link to your OWN post!
XL: Mistress, don't bogart those Vicodins!
Is your “little problem” flaring up again?
I am proud to say that I am an honorary cheerleader, and have been known to throw my legs up in the air showing my pom pom on numerous occasions.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: I am proud to say that I am an honorary cheerleader, and have been known to throw my legs up in the air showing my pom pom on numerous occasions.
ReplyDeleteYour pom pom looks like candy floss!
I'll bet you're a hit in Blackpool.
Ludes, Vicodin, Vodka, pompoms - Chemie is' geil!
ReplyDeleteMaybe one of those pills was a bit too much ...
Don't hate on me because I'm fabulous!
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Ludes, Vicodin, Vodka, pompoms - Chemie is' geil!
ReplyDeleteMaybe one of those pills was a bit too much ...
Feuerwerk!
CYBERPOOF: Don't hate on me because I'm fabulous!
Fabulous but high maintenance!
back with more vodka, wow, did Princess do some damage. And Roses too. Wow-zer.
ReplyDeletethe last time I mixed valium and vodka, I woke up three days later.
Always, it's my prerogative.
ReplyDeleteOh, Miss Boxer do you have an extra of serving of that combo?
ReplyDeleteCyberPete - probably, but I can't remember a thing as in where I put them.
ReplyDeleteThat's too bad I could really have used one. A Bryan Ferry video just came on TV.
ReplyDeleteIf I shave my muff can I get in?
ReplyDeleteSomeone fetch the ether!
ReplyDeleteCan someone tell me what the hell is going on in here?
ReplyDeleteIs that Mr. Mutley shaving his lady bits?
Mutley took a swig from the ether bottle and started to do nasty things to the pompoms. He brought some lps, Tangerine Dream I guess.
ReplyDeletePoor xl. A shaved pompom can't be fluffed. Looks a bit like a ... mole?
sorry, tiara-ed winners don't jump, but they stroll.
ReplyDeleteYa want splits? I'll give ya splits, bitches.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Mutley took a swig from the ether bottle and started to do nasty things to the pompoms. He brought some lps, Tangerine Dream I guess.
ReplyDeletePoor xl. A shaved pompom can't be fluffed. Looks a bit like a ... mole?
I swear other blogs don’t have these sorts of problems.
NORMADESMOND: sorry, tiara-ed winners don't jump, but they stroll.
Are you saying you’re on the stroll?
Be careful out there.
MR. PEENEE: Ya want splits? I'll give ya splits, bitches.
I’ve heard your basket toss is the stuff of legends.
Odd.
ReplyDelete