Saturday, May 29, 2010

Mojo Risin’



Mistress MJ has regained her blogging mojo thanks to the many Infomaniac bitches who left comments or emailed following the loss of our long-time Infomaniac bitch, Mr. Mutley.

And those of you who posted a little something for Mistress MJ on your blogs…I refer to XL and Beast.

XL:



You are all familiar with XL: Infomaniac Official Pillow Fluffer and Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ.

XL went far beyond the call of duty by test-driving (at great expense) new pillows for Mistress MJ.

As XL’s reward, Mistress MJ plans to spend a day fluffing his pillows for a change.

Read about XL's adventures in pillow testing here.


BEAST:



And then there’s Beast…the cheeky bugger.

In an attempt to, and I quote, “join me in wishing Mistress MJ a speedy return to her Mojo,” Beast had the nerve to post about Mistress MJ’s beaver!

And some nonsense about a “manglewurzel” which is, I suspect, something imaginary made up to confuse us Colonials.

Read more here.


Note: A special thank you to Miss Scarlet, who can always be relied upon to keep the uppity Beast in his place when Mistress MJ is at her wits end.

21 comments:

  1. happy to know that mistress is making a cumback.

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  2. Careful! I think Boxer may have spiked the melon with vodka!

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  3. I have dressed Mr Beastie in his best white shirt and taken him down to the Infomaniac dungeon. I have put him in the stocks so that we can all throw beetroots at him.
    He'll never get the stains out.
    Sx

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  4. The Infomaniac Dungeon's stocks are surely more comfortable than the Wigglesworth stocks (scroll down).

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  5. Good for all of you!

    Now, fetch me a bloody mary and five dozen aspirin. The queen is feeling a little hung over from celebrating a certain Aussie goddess birthday yesterday.

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  6. I've heard of manglewurzel before. Is it horse fodder? I know of a Worzel Gummidge and his Aunt Sally, played by John Pertwee and the lovely Una Stubbs.

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  7. Great that your perking up - hope to see more beaver soon

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  8. damn, i thought that was some great northern tail! ;~D xoxoxox

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  9. NORMADESMOND: happy to know that mistress is making a cumback.

    If I may quote you Miss Desmond…

    Comeback? “I hate that word. It's a return, a return to the millions of people who have never forgiven me for deserting the screen.”

    XL: Careful! I think Boxer may have spiked the melon with vodka!

    We have proof!

    SCARLET: I have dressed Mr Beastie in his best white shirt and taken him down to the Infomaniac dungeon. I have put him in the stocks so that we can all throw beetroots at him.
    He'll never get the stains out.


    Does beetroot make your pee pink?

    MAGO: The Infomaniac Dungeon's stocks are surely more comfortable than the Wigglesworth stocks (scroll down).

    May I refer you to this shot of the Infomaniac oubliette?

    When Miss Scarlet refered to a town called Wigglesworth recently, I didn’t believe her as Wigglesworth sounds like a Beatrix Potter character.

    The Brits…so fanciful.

    CYBERPOOF: Good for all of you!
    Now, fetch me a bloody mary and five dozen aspirin. The queen is feeling a little hung over from celebrating a certain Aussie goddess birthday yesterday.


    We noticed a post by Michael Guy on a certain Aussie goddess yesterday but no tribute post from the biggest certain Aussie goddess fan ever.

    MITZI: I've heard of manglewurzel before. Is it horse fodder? I know of a Worzel Gummidge and his Aunt Sally, played by John Pertwee and the lovely Una Stubbs.

    It must be a southern England phenomenon, Miss Mitzi.

    LULU: Great that your perking up - hope to see more beaver soon

    I clicked on that beaver shot and it’s not even Canadian.

    It’s an American beaver!

    SAVANNAH: damn, i thought that was some great northern tail!

    Turns out it’s southern tail.

    See my comment to Lulu.

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  10. did i say that? i thought i said, "hold still, i want to cum on your back."

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  11. "TITTIES !!!"

    Wait.....wrong post....

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  12. NORMADESMOND: did i say that? i thought i said, "hold still, i want to cum on your back."

    “I'm all wrong for you. You want a Valentino, somebody with polo ponies, a big shot!”

    HEFF: "TITTIES !!!"
    Wait.....wrong post....


    The tittie quota has been filled on this blog for the week.

    Cum again.

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  13. I was out celebrating it, on the lakes with wine.

    Most fabulous m'dear.

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  14. Perhaps Mr Beastie was having a fit of the Kenneth Williams's?..

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  15. Glad to hear your mojo is back!

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  16. CYBERPOOF, MAGO, PRINCESS & EROS: Thanks to all of you for lifting Mistress MJ’s blogging blahs.

    Poor Mr. Beastie is probably detained as the beaver wreaks havoc on his wood.

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