Mistress MJ was minding her own business one day, as is her custom, when out of the blue a comment appeared on one of my blog posts saying …
“I no understandit?”
The comment was written (or so I thought) by a Chinese lady named “Mu Tai Dong” from The Garden of Eden.
Mu describes herself and her blog as follows:
My page is possesses about Mu Tai! I like the apiculture, works in mine restaurant and the life in Bridport. I am Chinese and I arrange Chinese to take away. I current will write me often to renew here my life memoir. I have many friends. My affection color is a green. I have a pet yak.
Or as Mr. Mutley describes her …
Mu Tai is that rare thing - a genuine decent person, masseuse, chef, bee-keeper, hat wearer, restauranteur, Elvis impersonator and Catonese to boot!
Mu Tai Dong Made It!
Did anyone actually try to purchase Mu’s Penis Stick (peloop™)? “Good for erectile dysfunctions!” Oh that’s right! Beast did! Apparently, “Mr BEAST order ten and sented!”
I wonder how many of us were fooled into thinking Mu Tai Dong was an actual Chinese lady running a takeaway restaurant in Devon?
This my comrade is a plate which how I can be willing to learn to do. I will yearn for to it!
Thank you, Mr. Mutley, for creating the funny Mu Tai Dong and The Garden of Eden. As well as deeply missing you, we’ll miss Mu’s posts and comments.
Heres the Menues!
I hopes you fall out of the sky by! Ask for MU TAI DONG by names and show nipples loike those in pictures!
hahahah Fantastic post. He would have loved this!
ReplyDeleteI'm collating stuff for his kids, via his ex-wife and will add this one, if that's ok.
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Until this happened, I had no idea that Mutley and Ms Mu Tai Dong were one and the same. Good one, Mutley.
ReplyDeleteI always thought Mu Tai was a genius comic creation .
ReplyDeleteI remeber Mu making me howl when she found this chinese woman with no sense of humour whatsoever , who fancied herself a poet. . Mu used to claim they were best friends and write some of the most dreadful pidgeon English poems on this womans arts site about their 'best friend ' adventures. The poor site owner used to go propper mental trying to deny any friendship
and to hold her artistic credentials together.. It was very funny.
I still hold Mutley responsible for Lord Geoffrey Archer telling me to (and I quote') "F*ck off you bald bastard"
True I accidently called him a skank , but I thought it was Mutley messin about(Sadly it wasn't)
One expects better from a peer of the realm , but never the less one of the highlights of my blogging career. :-)
Oh happy days
Mu Tai's first comment on my blog was: I see you buttocks!!
ReplyDeleteI was intrigued... and slightly scared. Mu was a genius creation and had me in stitches. I wish there had been more posts.
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I believes that Mu Tai was not Mutley but a family member. Robert told me she would build a blog post, put it through an English to Chinese online translator then back again for her blog entries...
ReplyDelete"I no have tattoo like you."
ReplyDeleteMu Tai Dong
TITTIES !!!
ReplyDeleteI always wondered about Mu Tai, and now you've cleared it up.
ReplyDeleteMS. SMACK: hahahah Fantastic post. He would have loved this!
ReplyDeleteI'm collating stuff for his kids, via his ex-wife and will add this one, if that's ok.
I’d be honoured, Ms. Smack.
Feel free to include the Remembering Mr. Mutley post below this too, if you wish.
EROS: Until this happened, I had no idea that Mutley and Ms Mu Tai Dong were one and the same. Good one, Mutley.
Another reeled in by his antics!
BEAST: I always thought Mu Tai was a genius comic creation .
I remeber Mu making me howl when she found this chinese woman with no sense of humour whatsoever , who fancied herself a poet. . Mu used to claim they were best friends and write some of the most dreadful pidgeon English poems on this womans arts site about their 'best friend ' adventures. The poor site owner used to go propper mental trying to deny any friendship
and to hold her artistic credentials together.. It was very funny.
I still hold Mutley responsible for Lord Geoffrey Archer telling me to (and I quote') "F*ck off you bald bastard"
True I accidently called him a skank , but I thought it was Mutley messin about(Sadly it wasn't)
One expects better from a peer of the realm , but never the less one of the highlights of my blogging career. :-)
Oh happy days
Hahaha!!!
As Mutley was always “messin about” as you say, you cannot be held responsible for calling Lord Archer a skank.
I would also like to take this opportunity to say that I always considered you and Frobisher and Mr. Mutley as a trifecta of shenanigans and general hilarity all ‘round.
It’s like losing one of the Three Amigos.
SCARLET: Mu Tai's first comment on my blog was: I see you buttocks!!
I was intrigued... and slightly scared. Mu was a genius creation and had me in stitches. I wish there had been more posts.
And yet Mu never sent us a photo of your buttocks!
If she were here, I’d have a word with her about that.
I have been known to fall over sideways reading her handiwork.
Mu’s blog deserved a bigger readership.
DomFisher: I believes that Mu Tai was not Mutley but a family member. Robert told me she would build a blog post, put it through an English to Chinese online translator then back again for her blog entries...
If this is so, I would welcome an email from the family member when she feels up to it.
When I’ve received confirmation, I will then happily give credit where it’s due and reword my blog post.
Whomever is responsible is delightfully creative and hilarious.
XL: "I no have tattoo like you."
Mu Tai Dong
We should gather together some “MuTaiDongisms” like this.
I’ve been thinking of putting together a list of Mutleyisms as well.
HEFF: TITTIES !!!
You’ve had your quota for the week on this blog.
IVD: I always wondered about Mu Tai, and now you've cleared it up.
Mutley never came right out and said he was Mu Tai but some of us were convinced it was him…especially since Mu Tai’s comments would sometimes immediately follow Mutley’s.
“I no understandit?”
ReplyDelete"list of Mutleyisms"
ReplyDeleteThat would be an excellent tribute!
RANDOM: “I no understandit?”
ReplyDeleteThen I shall quote a line from Miss Mu herself…
In the afternoon I like in front of the television the rest and frequently the good masturbation.
I ask you, Random Chick…what’s not to understandit?
XL: "list of Mutleyisms"
That would be an excellent tribute!
From “radioactive howler monkeys” to “giraffe underpants”.
We can find a partial list here from one of Mutley’s recent posts… a post I missed reading when he published it.
Note that the post is entitled “Man who perfected art of self deprecation dies unacknowledged.”
He almost always threw in some nice knockers just for the hell of it. Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteDONN: He almost always threw in some nice knockers just for the hell of it. Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteKnockers and knickers are always crowd-pleasers, aren’t they?