Saturday, May 01, 2010

Public Service Announcement #4

Change your underwear at least twice a week.


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24 comments:

  1. Damien11:56 PM, April 30, 2010

    Thank you Mistress.

    This one was wondering why he was being avoided - now I know ;)

    Underwear shall be dutifully changed.


    ***kneels in submission and places single kiss on each of Mistress MJ's feet as is proper***

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  2. CyberPete1:14 AM, May 01, 2010

    Yay second!

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  3. CyberPete1:15 AM, May 01, 2010

    Yay second!

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  4. Inexplicable DeVice3:23 AM, May 01, 2010

    Third. Which rhymes with turd. Of which there are none in my daily changed undergarments.

    Hai Damien & 'Petra!

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  5. Ms Scarlet4:28 AM, May 01, 2010

    Ha! I may be lax when it comes to my duvet cover... but my knickers are on and off at least three times a day.
    Sx

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  6. Betty4:38 AM, May 01, 2010

    Doesn't apply to me. Never wear any.

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  7. Princess4:52 AM, May 01, 2010

    Oh i knew i had something else on my "To Do" list for this week... thanks for the reminder MJ...

    Hi Damien, Petra, IdV and Scarlet...

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  8. Geoff6:35 AM, May 01, 2010

    The baby with the shitty knickers in my dream the other night needs to have its underwear changed a lot more often.

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  9. The Mistress7:22 AM, May 01, 2010

    DAMIEN: Thank you Mistress.
    This one was wondering why he was being avoided - now I know ;)
    Underwear shall be dutifully changed.
    ***kneels in submission and places single kiss on each of Mistress MJ's feet as is proper***

    I thought you’d never take the hint.

    CYBERPOOF: Yay second!

    Yes, we heard you the first time.

    IVD: Third. Which rhymes with turd. Of which there are none in my daily changed undergarments.

    Speaking of turds, I can’t find the post of you as the Turd Burglar.

    It must have been on Taz&Pig’s blog.

    SCARLET: Ha! I may be lax when it comes to my duvet cover... but my knickers are on and off at least three times a day.

    No one will notice your stinky duvet if you kick off those knickers.

    BETTY: Doesn't apply to me. Never wear any.

    The lengths some people will go to avoid doing laundry.

    PRINCESS: Oh i knew i had something else on my "To Do" list for this week... thanks for the reminder MJ...

    It’s fine to turn them inside out for a day but after that you really need to freshen up.

    GEOFF: The baby with the shitty knickers in my dream the other night needs to have its underwear changed a lot more often.

    Dream?

    Or nightmare?

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  10. Roses7:45 AM, May 01, 2010

    Eeeewwwwwww!

    I change them at least once a day.

    Today's slogan should have read:

    Say NO to Crusty knix.

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  11. Anonymous9:29 AM, May 01, 2010

    I only wear edible undies and jetsons boxers and some things made of wood...

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  12. normadesmond9:37 AM, May 01, 2010

    i mean, what would we do without your commitment to the greater good?

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  13. eroswings10:03 AM, May 01, 2010

    At least twice a week? It should be at least daily or don't wear any at all!

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  14. Kapitano10:20 AM, May 01, 2010

    It should be at least daily

    At least daily? Do you go to work with spare underwear so you can change at midday?!

    And why is going commando style...called commando style? Did someone do an underwear check on all the commandos in the country? Is that MJ's real job?

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  15. The Mistress10:46 AM, May 01, 2010

    ROSES: Eeeewwwwwww!
    I change them at least once a day.
    Today's slogan should have read:
    Say NO to Crusty knix.

    Sounds like a breakfast cereal.

    MUTLEY: I only wear edible undies and jetsons boxers and some things made of wood...

    Your underthingies collection has come a long way since I met you back in the day when you said…

    “I have 2 pairs of undies - lime green - one to wear - one to 'wash'.”

    NORMADESMOND: i mean, what would we do without your commitment to the greater good?

    *smiles benevolently*

    EROS: At least twice a week? It should be at least daily or don't wear any at all!

    Inserting a pantiliner will keep you fresh and feeling clean.

    No need to change twice a day!

    Oh, and see comment from Kapi.

    KAPI: At least daily? Do you go to work with spare underwear so you can change at midday?!
    And why is going commando style...called commando style? Did someone do an underwear check on all the commandos in the country? Is that MJ's real job?

    See my response to Eros.

    I command you to remove your knickers!

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  16. Michael Guy11:38 AM, May 01, 2010

    Duly noted. Actually I need some new underwear.

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  17. The Mistress11:48 AM, May 01, 2010

    MICHAEL GUY: Duly noted. Actually I need some new underwear.

    Obviously SOMEONE wasn’t paying attention when we advised the purchase of new underwear here!

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  18. LẌ12:21 PM, May 01, 2010

    If I wore underwear, I would not pass kilt inspection!

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  19. The Mistress1:39 PM, May 01, 2010

    XL: If I wore underwear, I would not pass kilt inspection!

    I’m performing a kilt inspection on you now!

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  20. Cough The Bot6:13 PM, May 01, 2010

    I don't wear underwear.

    I should probably change my trousers more often.

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  21. WithinWithout6:55 PM, May 01, 2010

    What Betty said...

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  22. The Mistress10:52 PM, May 01, 2010

    PIGGY: I don't wear underwear.
    I should probably change my trousers more often.

    Have you ever accidentally zipped your wee bits?

    WW: What Betty said...

    Well!

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  23. Cough The Bot10:46 AM, May 02, 2010

    Yes, I have.

    Every man has - underwear or otherwise. It happens.

    And yes, it hurts. Really hurts. Even more painful is the awful realisation that it then has to be reversed to release it.

    *winces*

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  24. Mitzi 5:45 PM, May 02, 2010

    My two-week holiday was extended three days due to the volcanic ash cloud, so that meant I had to hand wash all my smalls in the bidet, both pairs!

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