Which one of you bitches deserves to win the title of Mr. Nude Infomaniac?
Elect yourself and tell us why you deserve to win.
OR…
Nominate someone else and explain why they should be the winner.
UPDATE:
Congratulations Damien in New Zealand!
Damien, you’ve been voted Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2009!
Your prize is our adoration and adulation.
I should win - I posted my arse quickly and with a fairly decent pair of man-pins to go with it ;)
ReplyDeletePlus I never win anything - gimme gimme gimmme !!!!
i think damien shoud win.... my ass is too hairy...unless you like that sort of thing...
ReplyDeleteWOO HOO !!! That's one !
ReplyDeletePS I am not above sexual bribery :)
I also vote for Damien NZ; an Aussie brave enough to live in Kiwiland!
ReplyDeleteDAMIEN & LARRY: Oh my, how quickly this contest has deteriorated into a state of debauchery.
ReplyDeleteA slippery slope, indeed.
LARRY: Show us your ass.
Mistress MJ loves a big hairy arse…
Like Manuel’s arse, for example.
XL: I also vote for Damien NZ; an Aussie brave enough to live in Kiwiland!
What did Damien promise you?
"What did Damien promise you?"
ReplyDeleteKiwi fruit.
you are a temptress,mj. i'm almost ready to do it...
ReplyDeletedamien, whats your email? not above sexual bribery....
ReplyDeletedamien wants it so bad...and as i have always tried to keep the opposite sex happy, in one way or another, i vote for damien
ReplyDeleteI think that Pirate guy should win. Nice arse!
ReplyDeleteOr Kevin. No, the Pirate guy. Definately the Pirate guy.
Sorry Kevin.
Oh! Number 4 is a nice looking fella
ReplyDeleteXL: "What did Damien promise you?"
ReplyDeleteKiwi fruit.
Mmmm…sweet.
And fluffy!
LARRY: you are a temptress,mj. i'm almost ready to do it...
Just do it, Larry.
You know you want to.
LARRY: damien, whats your email? not above sexual bribery....
Get a room, wouldya?
DAISY: damien wants it so bad...and as i have always tried to keep the opposite sex happy, in one way or another, i vote for damien
Damien is practically gagging for it.
CYBERPOOF: I think that Pirate guy should win. Nice arse!
Or Kevin. No, the Pirate guy. Definately the Pirate guy.
Sorry Kevin.
You’ve only seen Mean Dirty Pirate’s arseHow can you be sure the rest of him measures up?
CYBERPOOF: Oh! Number 4 is a nice looking fella
Number 4 is Don Draper.
Hands off.
I’ve already had to bitchslap LARRY over Don.
If one of them was Cary Grant I'd pick him. However I'm up for a catfight over Don because yumm!
ReplyDeleteI nominate Mr Beastie. I don't want him to feel left out.
ReplyDeleteSx
I nominate myself! I am currently a pre op transsexual and wear a temporary trouser snake - basically one of those snake draught excluders - down my pants.
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: If one of them was Cary Grant I'd pick him. However I'm up for a catfight over Don because yumm!
ReplyDeleteShut up and return to the assignment at hand…
Choosing a winner from Infomaniac’s male bitches!
SCARLET: I nominate Mr Beastie. I don't want him to feel left out.
Well I, for one, do NOT want to see what’s hidden under that Lurex purple posing pouch!
EMMA: I nominate myself! I am currently a pre op transsexual and wear a temporary trouser snake - basically one of those snake draught excluders - down my pants.
Disqualified!
Ok, since I have no idea how Pirates other bits look, I vote for.....
ReplyDeleteIDV?
CYBERPOOF: Your ballot is rejected as you already voted once for Mean Dirty Pirate.
ReplyDeleteFickle bitch.
Old Knudsen would win hands down if he was erected.
ReplyDeleteCyberPete said...
ReplyDeleteOk, since I have no idea how Pirates other bits look, I vote for.....
IDV?
So Petra has seen IVD's bits
Hmmmm........
DONN: Old Knudsen would win hands down if he was erected.
ReplyDeleteShouldn’t that be hands “doon”?
And aren’t you forgetting that Old Knudsen is “Lord of the painful 4-hour erection”?
BEAST: So Petra has seen IVD's bits
Hmmmm........
Hasn’t everyone?
Or at least every sailor in the Royal Navy!
But you told me to pick someone I know looks good
ReplyDeletesoooo easy.
ReplyDeleteI nominate OLD K.
Mostly because I've seen his arse and now I want MORE.
I yield to Old K.
ReplyDelete*bows and withdraws gracefull*
I assure all of you that the rest of me measures up to my naughty bits, as I have had many takers this afternoon on the beach! I nominate CyberPoof! Shake that ass bitch.
ReplyDeleteI nominate
ReplyDeleteMean Dirty Pirate, mateys!
CYBERPOOF: But you told me to pick someone I know looks good
ReplyDeleteOh for heaven’s sake.
Are you choosing Mean Dirty Pirate or IVD?
BOXER: soooo easy.
I nominate OLD K.
Mostly because I've seen his arse and now I want MORE.
Take a number and get to the back of the line.
DAMIEN: I yield to Old K.
*bows and withdraws gracefull*
Hang in there!
You’re the frontrunner!
This contest is staying open all day Monday so you stand a good chance of winning the title.
AYEM8Y: I assure all of you that the rest of me measures up to my naughty bits, as I have had many takers this afternoon on the beach! I nominate CyberPoof! Shake that ass bitch.
Takers at the beach? I’m surprised you came up for air!
As for choosing CyberPoof, are you suffering from sunstroke?
JASON: I nominate
Mean Dirty Pirate, mateys!
Well now that you’ve chimed in, it looks like this could be a race between Mean Dirty Pirate, Old Knudsen and Damien.
Do you have anything riding on it?
BamaTrav, hands down.
ReplyDeleteIDV.
ReplyDelete#4 looks good. Make him the wiener.
ReplyDeleteYellow Volkswagen theory lives on here:
http://monkeymuck.tumblr.com/
I nominate IDV. He IS a good looking man.
ReplyDeleteKnudsen is a walking wrinkled wart collection, and CyperPete seemingly always has a black eye. The pirate has a very nice arse but it is not all about arses, what also goes for Damien - and forheavensake stop whining mate!
HEFF: BamaTrav, hands down.
ReplyDeleteObviously you’ve seen more of him than I have to be able to make that call.
CYBERPOOF: IDV.
I’m putting IVD as your choice.
I still can’t believe Mean Dirty Pirate voted for you.
DR. MONKEY: #4 looks good. Make him the wiener.
Yellow Volkswagen theory lives on here:
http://monkeymuck.tumblr.com/
The blog looks great!
But where do I add a comment?
MAGO: I nominate IDV. He IS a good looking man.
Knudsen is a walking wrinkled wart collection, and CyperPete seemingly always has a black eye. The pirate has a very nice arse but it is not all about arses, what also goes for Damien - and forheavensake stop whining mate!
*stunned by yet another vote for IVD*
The skinny bitch can’t even figure out how to connect his wireless router!
He probably won’t even know he’s won Mr. Nude Infomaniac … IF he wins, that is.
" ... can’t even figure out how to connect his wireless router!"
ReplyDeleteThat's a good sign: All this technical trallala is ladies' business ...
i'm still pondering the fact that boxer has seen OK's ass, sugar...i can't get past that bit of information. xoxo
ReplyDeleteMAGO: " ... can’t even figure out how to connect his wireless router!"
ReplyDeleteThat's a good sign: All this technical trallala is ladies' business ...
IVD wins first prize for most technically challenged.
With Mistress MJ as runner-up.
SAVANNAH: i'm still pondering the fact that boxer has seen OK's ass, sugar...i can't get past that bit of information. xoxo
You’re the only one who hasn’t seen Old Knudsen’s arse.
I wouldn't nominate anybody.
ReplyDeleteApart from Tazzy, of course. But he's not a contestant.
And no, he doesn't want to be.
IDV leading? Good fucking gawd. Has there been a mass release of some kind of toxin?
PIGGY: Speaking of toxins, I'm surprised IVD found a boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteDo you suppose that this new lover boy wears a HazMat suit to make out with him?
I nominate Dr Maroon. Currently in Jeddah, he is looking for any excuse to unleash his Shumagg and wave his Thoub around. Also he has spent serious time in the hammam and his pores are no longer visible from outer space.
ReplyDeleteOi you!
ReplyDeleteHe did? He certainly knows quality doesn't he (and no, that wasn't a question)
MJ, I do nominate myself as well, hands down dick up, length times width equals girth. Woman should have been made to dislocate their jaws like snakes.
ReplyDeleteMRS. P: I nominate Dr Maroon. Currently in Jeddah, he is looking for any excuse to unleash his Shumagg and wave his Thoub around. Also he has spent serious time in the hammam and his pores are no longer visible from outer space.
ReplyDeleteMaroon is disqualified as he could not be bothered to send me a postcard.
I’ve heard nothing of him since we posted his arse here.
I feel used.
CYBERPOOF: Oi you!
He did? He certainly knows quality doesn't he (and no, that wasn't a question)
Yes, he did.
Try to keep up.
In case you’re confused, Mean Dirty Pirate is also known as AYEM8Y.
BAMATRAV: MJ, I do nominate myself as well, hands down dick up, length times width equals girth. Woman should have been made to dislocate their jaws like snakes.
Math was not my subject.
I have been known to remove my false teeth for Old Knudsen’s benefit but I don’t know you that well yet.
IDV has a boyfriend!
ReplyDeleteTICKERS: IDV has a boyfriend!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of “try to keep up”…
You could say he’s one of the Smug Marrieds now and they’ve moved in together into Smug Towers!
Go catch up over at IVD’s blog.
Since he's got such drive and gutso, I'm voting for the Aussie from Middle Earth!
ReplyDeleteEROS: Since he's got such drive and gutso, I'm voting for the Aussie from Middle Earth!
ReplyDeleteWelcome back from Greece!
But all that sun has gone to your head.
Who are you talking about?
And why hasn’t anyone voted for YOU yet?
I should think that these pics should be enough to convince anyone!
EROS: Never mind.
ReplyDeleteI just figured out that you're talking about Damien.
I have sent you my pix and you never use them... why cant you accept I am a kind of fungus?
ReplyDeleteMUTLEY: I have sent you my pix and you never use them... why cant you accept I am a kind of fungus?
ReplyDeleteI must say that you are growing on me, Mr. Mutley.
Therefore it is entirely possible that you are indeed a fungus.
how did i miss that? xoxox
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: how did i miss that? xoxox
ReplyDeleteLike so many of Infomaniac’s bitches, you simply weren’t paying attention.
Frankly, I don’t know why I bother posting.
[high five]
ReplyDeleteDamien!
congratulations, Damien! xoxox
ReplyDeletemj, sugar, i think i was away that day. forgive me, ok? i'm sorry...truly xoxo
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !!!
ReplyDelete*a la Miss Teen Pregnancy America speech*
OMG I would like to thank the Academy, my mum's genetics for a boutinful butt and I promise to you all here today to only use my power as Mr Nude Infomaniac for good - unless it is someone I dont like and then they're fair game :)
This is really cool - will be posting it on my site when I get back from yet one more job interview.
Seriously - THANKS ALL !!
Made my day :)
XL: [high five]
ReplyDeleteDamien!
And all along I thought you were a polydactyl.
SAVANNAH: congratulations, Damien! xoxox
mj, sugar, i think i was away that day. forgive me, ok? i'm sorry...truly xoxo
I’ll let it go just this once.
DAMIEN: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !!!
*a la Miss Teen Pregnancy America speech*
OMG I would like to thank the Academy, my mum's genetics for a boutinful butt and I promise to you all here today to only use my power as Mr Nude Infomaniac for good - unless it is someone I dont like and then they're fair game :)
Try to control yourself, Miss Beaverhausen, before you have an *ahem* accident.
This is really cool - will be posting it on my site when I get back from yet one more job interview.
You should be putting “Mr. Nude Infomaniac” on your résumé!
*anastasia reins herself in *
ReplyDeleteWhew - its true what they say about the pacifying qualities of vodka :)
DAMIEN: Mistress MJ will hold this contest again next year.
ReplyDeleteYou have a year to hold onto your crown.
What do you intend to do in that time to represent the title?