Today is the World Poutine Eating Championship in Toronto, Canada.
Whoever wolfs down the most poutine in 10 minutes wins $750.
Ahhh, poutine: the Canadian holy trinity of fries, gravy and cheese curds.
And now over to you, bitches.
If you entered an eating championship, what would be your food of choice to gorge on?
I did. Once. A long time ago. Won with 25 slices of pizza.
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What is The Mistress' preference in a Poutine?
ReplyDeleteHai XL!
ReplyDeleteI'd do "it" with vanilla ice cream and bourbon.
**slurp**
Oh Hai Boxer!
ReplyDeleteTo me, it looks like it would go well with a Chi-Chi or three...
Gravy and cheese??
ReplyDeleteIt is a little too early to think about this.
Sx
I believe in moderation in all things, and gobbling your dinner is not good for you.
ReplyDeleteMiss Scarlret is right. Too early for such things.
ReplyDeleteWhat it's not too early to scoff down is Kettle Chips!
Tubesteak...............
ReplyDeleteSomeone was gonna say it eventually....... may as well be me.
Three foods?
ReplyDeleteGrilled bacon,
Fried bacon,
Baked bacon.
And the prize...pork!
(As opposed to a porking. Not after that much bacon.)
BTW, who did win the inflatable boyfriend?
Ah Putine, stuff of legends!
ReplyDeleteTo answer your question: Grüne Klöße natürlich.
I had a friend who used to say in order to eat a curry you need to wolf down as much as possible as quickly as possible in order to "beat the bung". I presume this is common knowledge to participants in eating competitions.
ReplyDeleteXL: I did. Once. A long time ago. Won with 25 slices of pizza.
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Have you eaten pizza since?
XL: What is The Mistress' preference in a Poutine?
On somebody else’s plate.
BOXER: Hai XL!
I'd do "it" with vanilla ice cream and bourbon.
**slurp**
Oh excuse me. I misread that as “I’d do it for vanilla ice cream and bourbon.”
XL: To me, it looks like it would go well with a Chi-Chi or three...
Pepsi (as pictured) is the usual accompaniment to poutine.
SCARLET: Gravy and cheese??
It is a little too early to think about this.
When is the ideal time to ponder poutine?
VICUS: I believe in moderation in all things, and gobbling your dinner is not good for you.
Given the quality of your nation’s food, you are not allowed comment.
Wasn’t it Jacques Chirac who said about the English, “One cannot trust people whose cuisine is so bad"?
IVD: Miss Scarlret is right. Too early for such things.
What it's not too early to scoff down is Kettle Chips!
Aren’t you too busy licking Tim to think about food?
DAMIEN: Tubesteak...............
Someone was gonna say it eventually....... may as well be me.
It had to be you.
KAPI: Three foods?
Grilled bacon,
Fried bacon,
Baked bacon.
And the prize...pork!
(As opposed to a porking. Not after that much bacon.)
BTW, who did win the inflatable boyfriend?
For heaven’s sake, does no one read my posts?
The contest clearly stated that voting day would be next week!
Come back, oh, say…Monday for your chance to win the prize.
MAGO: Ah Putine, stuff of legends!
To answer your question: Grüne Klöße natürlich.
To quote XL … “blurgh”.
GEOFF: I had a friend who used to say in order to eat a curry you need to wolf down as much as possible as quickly as possible in order to "beat the bung". I presume this is common knowledge to participants in eating competitions.
It’s the tip following “do not drink milk during the contest because you risk vomiting through your nose.”
The Poutine looks delicious. Congratulations, xl on winning a pizza eating contest! I once at two large pepperoni pizzas by myself a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteI'd definitely enter a food eating competition for:
1. Fried chicken
2. BBQ ribs
3. Sesame chicken
4. Peach cobbler
I may consider entering one for:
1. Corn dogs
2. Potato chips
3. Fruitcake
EROS: I don’t want to be standing down wind of you!
ReplyDeleteI once won a bet for eating Witchety Grubs.... they are great roasted on a campfire. An indigenous staple...
ReplyDeleteAren’t you too busy licking Tim to think about food?
ReplyDeleteOh my gods! Tim's gonna kill me that I said crisps and not him!
* prepares for a beating *
I don't think I could eat gravy and cheese!
ReplyDeleteCan I have chips and salad cream instead, please?
Sx
PRINCESS: I once won a bet for eating Witchety Grubs.... they are great roasted on a campfire. An indigenous staple...
ReplyDeleteSpread lightly with Vegemite.
IVD: Aren’t you too busy licking Tim to think about food?
Oh my gods! Tim's gonna kill me that I said crisps and not him!
* prepares for a beating *
You’re lucky Tim seldom visits here.
Or is a Tim-beating what you want?
SCARLET: I don't think I could eat gravy and cheese!
Can I have chips and salad cream instead, please?
There’s always a lot of salad cream to be had here at Infomaniac.
Mistress MJ is forever slipping in it.
Cheezies with some Canada Dry and Nanaimo Bars! Good Canadian snack foods
ReplyDeleteRILEY: Cheezies with some Canada Dry and Nanaimo Bars! Good Canadian snack foods
ReplyDeleteCheezies!
But I’ll take Timbits over Nanaimo Bars, thanks.
"Pepsi (as pictured)"
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oh memories! although i thought they were called combine fries? like as in like a combine like a tractor
ReplyDeleteIt looks positively vile, but I'm sure it tastes good though.
ReplyDeleteThe Pepsi is an abomination.
Mac-n-cheese or Pad Thai. I could eat a lot of those.
ReplyDeleteXL: "Pepsi (as pictured)"
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So what did you drink to wash down your 25 pizza slices?
JELLY MONSTER: oh memories! although i thought they were called combine fries? like as in like a combine like a tractor
You’re the only person I know who calls them “combine fries”.
CYBERPOOF: It looks positively vile, but I'm sure it tastes good though.
The Pepsi is an abomination.
Poutine originated in Quebec and Pepsi is the most popular soft drink in that province.
MICHAEL RIVERS: Mac-n-cheese or Pad Thai. I could eat a lot of those.
I know for a fact that some Infomaniac bitches could just eat YOU up!
MICHAEL RIVERS: Mac-n-cheese or Pad Thai. I could eat a lot of those.
ReplyDeleteI know for a fact that some Infomaniac bitches could just eat YOU up!
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Oh good grief.
ReplyDeleteMay we remind you that Infomaniac is NOT a dating service.
***scuffs feet sheepishly***
ReplyDeleteApologies Mistress............
****places single kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper***
Cocktails are now being served.
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You may rise, Damien.
More Canadian delicacies: roast polar bear, boiled reindeer, moose meat soup, sweet pickled beaver, squirrel fricassee, fried woodchuck. Stuffed whale breast, steamed muskrat legs, boiled porcupine, boiled caribou hoofs. Baked skunk, dried buffalo meat, baked salmon, roast or boiled corn, and acorn bread.
ReplyDeleteThen finish off with a taste of Beavertail by a roaring fire. Keep a wee bootle of icewine handy.
There was a time when I could have eaten my own body weight in Lions MidgetGems, I used to turn a blind eye to the word gelatin in the ingredients(being a vegetarian), but now it says "Beef gelatin" I just can't stomach them anymore.
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