Saturday, May 08, 2010

Big Coloring Book of Cocks

Mistress MJ is involved in artistic endeavours this weekend and cannot be with you.



Please check back on Monday.

Note: Colouring book link thanks to Mago, our token Franconian and Official Infomaniac Masseur.

12 comments:

  1. I apparently came second.

    How about that

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  2. Third!

    I am overly thrilled.

    Where can you buy this? I'm bored this weekend.

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  3. as a child, i always had problems coloring within the lines. too bad i didn't have this back then.

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  4. I'll bet you run out of black crayons first....

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  5. Do the pages stick together?

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  6. What about The Cunt Coloring Book?

    http://www.amazon.com/Cunt-Coloring-Book-Tee-Corinne/dp/0867193719

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  7. BITCHES: Did you not read the part that said Mistress MJ “cannot be with you” this weekend?

    Nonetheless, thank you for your witty repartee.

    Oh! I see we have a special guest! …

    ASK THE COOL COOKIE: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    We are already acquainted through your “Doing Hard Time in Shaker Heights” blog and, of course, your fabulous “The Hair Hall of Fame” blog.

    Thank you for the cunts colouring book link, by the way.

    My pink crayons are primed!

    BITCHES: Mistress MJ will now return to her artistic pursuits so keep the chatter to a minimum and if you MUST relieve yourselves, make sure it is in a proper receptacle and NOT the potted plants.

    Thanking you in advance and see you back here on Monday.

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  8. i hope you have the color delicious. cuz thats what color mine is. several people said so, and why would kabuki lie to you?

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