Infomaniac will, from time to time, seek out the perviest perverts and parade them pantless in front of you, the judge and jury.
THE PERV: David Truscott, 40, of of Redruth, Cornwall, England.
THE PLACE: A farm in Camborne, Cornwall.
THE PERVERSION: Manure fetish.
Truscott broke into a farm, covered himself in manure and was seen masturbating.
He climbed into the manure spreader vehicle - and was found wearing shiny red shorts, rubber gloves and playing in the slurry for "sexual reasons".
The court heard he’s regularly visited this farm for some five years.
The farmer first became suspicious that something odd was going on when he found a water trough filled with manure and tissues scattered around.
The farmer then saw the shape of what appeared to be someone’s bottom and two hand prints where manure had been piled up.
On one occasion a milking parlour had been entered and Truscott had stripped down to his underpants and climbed into a huge vat of manure.
Police who searched Truscott's home found 360 pairs of women's knickers and containers of liquid sludge and hard mud.
Truscott told the officers that he liked to sleep in women’s pyjamas.
THE PUNISHMENT: Charged with breaching the terms of a restraining order and jailed for 20 weeks.
Thanks to Yorkshire’s biggest poofs, Tazzy and Piggy for bringing this story to our attention.
