Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Hump Day

It’s hump day.

Would it kill you bitches to show a little enthusiasm?


(click to enlarge, if you can be bothered)

27 comments:

  1. Perhaps an office party would liven up the atmosphere! Put the hump in hump day!

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  2. I've spent my day standing on a cold concrete floor assembling product. I'd love to put my feet up. XL? Do you have a spare pillow, sir? My feets are aching.

    THIRD.

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  3. Three lesbians, one chair. This is not going to be pretty.

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  4. Three lesbians, one chair.

    I once saw a film about that...oh, hang on. Sorry, wrong film.

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  5. Kapi, that sounds like a traumatic experience.

    Where's the hooch MJ?

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  6. They cant be lesbians , I don't see any home maintenance going on

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  7. XL: ONE
    [fluffing pillows]
    Did The Mistress say something?


    You can be replaced, you know.

    EROS: Perhaps an office party would liven up the atmosphere! Put the hump in hump day!

    I still haven’t fully recuperated from last year’s office party.

    BOXER: I've spent my day standing on a cold concrete floor assembling product. I'd love to put my feet up. XL? Do you have a spare pillow, sir? My feets are aching.
    THIRD.


    You can have XL’s pillow-fluffing services for the day.

    Frankly, he’s not living up to my standards at this time.

    MR. PEENEE: Three lesbians, one chair. This is not going to be pretty.

    Is this like the three-on-a-match superstition?

    KAPI: Three lesbians, one chair.
    I once saw a film about that...oh, hang on. Sorry, wrong film.


    I don’t recall that scene from Bangkok Dormitory Boys.

    CYBERPOOF: Kapi, that sounds like a traumatic experience.
    Where's the hooch MJ?


    Isn’t the hooch up Miss Scarlet’s petticoat?

    BEAST: They cant be lesbians , I don't see any home maintenance going on

    *duct tapes Beast to the wall and commences wallpapering*

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  8. How come Beast is such an expert on lesbians?
    Does he come from Hebden Bridge?

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  9. "You can be replaced, you know"

    I've seen those also advertised as Happy Time Ben-Wa Balls®.

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  10. KAZ: How come Beast is such an expert on lesbians?
    Does he come from Hebden Bridge?


    Beast is a lesbian, KAZ.

    That’s his secret…although it wasn’t revealed in yesterday’s ‘Secrets’ post.

    Haven’t you noticed his hairy legs and Birkenstocks?

    XL: "You can be replaced, you know"
    I've seen those also advertised as Happy Time Ben-Wa Balls®.


    Um, er, it says right on the box…

    NOT for internal use!

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  11. MICHAEL RIVERS: Ask me on Friday.

    You’ll be too distracted by the Filthy Friday photo to answer.

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  12. I have been busy tapping phone lines and putting devices in secret places to give you some material for your last post.

    I've got great stuff on Scarlet...

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  13. I'll bring some bagels and punch...no coffee because my GERD is acting up.

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  14. Yuk .
    because my GERD is acting up.
    Is Random making some coy reference to Lady problems

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  15. *looks up Miss Scarlets petticoat for some hooch*

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  16. I am worried sick about losing my position as Infomaniac Official Pillow Fluffer. I think I now have GERD!

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  17. GERD stands for Gastric Entestinal Rumpoid Disharmony. It means she has Erectal disorders. Good LORD people. *throws up hands in dismay*

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  18. *Sits on Pete's face whilst writing out a big fat cheque for Lulu*
    Sx

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  19. I've got the hump right now....it's french related....

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  20. My GERD is acting WAY up. Thats all I have to say apart how about giving the one on the stool a wedgie? Just a thought...

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  21. "Why bother it'll all turn out bad anyway" - Eeyore

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  22. BITCHES: Mistress MJ is getting the hell out of here before she catches the GERD!

    Speaking of gastro-intestinal issues, be sure to tune into Infomaniac for Thursday’s post.

    *braaaap*

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