So let’s all pause to consider this question…
What are all of you ungrateful Infomaniac bitches thankful for?
Obviously you’re stalling for time so Mistress MJ will get the ball rolling with just a few thoughts …
Thankful when our friend BEAST bathes and puts on a clean pair of underpants.
Thankful that MS. NATIONS has returned from her lengthy blogging hiatus.
And thankful that so many of you have submitted photos of your ALLURING ARSES.
And you, bitches?
I'm thankful for being FIRST.
ReplyDeleteand, I'm thankful for my dogs. They are pretty darn cute.
ReplyDeleteYooo-whooo, XL? Hai! and Happy T-Day.
i think i'm thankful for not having to clean that baster.
ReplyDeleteI'm thankful that I am so dang great and still take the time to read blogs and connect with people!! I just give give give!!
ReplyDeleteI am thankful that The Mistress put her foot down and instructed the Houseboys to not assist the Saucier in the Infomaniac Kitchen!
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Boxer!
I'm thankful for good food, good friends, and good times...the last two I can get here at Infomaniac! Thanks for all the laughs.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving!
Thankful you only post once a day, you foul ratbag.
ReplyDeleteI'm thankful that you didn't post any photos of fat, ugly, naked men.
ReplyDeleteI'm thankful for the decisions drunken weemen make only to regret the next day.
ReplyDeleteI am thankful for my dodgy internet connection which allows me to wonder 'how do you clean a turkey baster', and 'do people really use it to baste turkeys?'
ReplyDeleteOh hai Boxer and XL!
I am thankful that I don't have to do the cooking today. Who wants to wrestle a raw, nekkid turkey?
ReplyDeleteI am thankful that I do not have to stuff myself with all sorts of food I don't like in BOTH November and December.
ReplyDeletePass the pizza.
BOXER: I'm thankful for being FIRST.
ReplyDeleteAs you should be following your dismal 34th the other day.
BOXER: and, I'm thankful for my dogs. They are pretty darn cute.
Your dogs have been known to make my day.
NORMADESMOND: i think i'm thankful for not having to clean that baster.
Oh, weren’t you told by our kitchen staff?
You’re on baster duty.
MICHAEL RIVERS: I'm thankful that I am so dang great and still take the time to read blogs and connect with people!! I just give give give!!
You seem quite giddy today.
Have you been into the vodka-infused turkey?
XL: I am thankful that The Mistress put her foot down and instructed the Houseboys to not assist the Saucier in the Infomaniac Kitchen!
Sadly, upon putting my foot down, I poked out the eye of the head chef with my stilettoed heel.
EROS: I'm thankful for good food, good friends, and good times...the last two I can get here at Infomaniac! Thanks for all the laughs.
Are you suggesting I’m not a good cook?
VICUS: Thankful you only post once a day, you foul ratbag.
I’m thankful your incontinence problems don’t prevent you from getting out and about to visit us.
CYBERPOOF: I'm thankful that you didn't post any photos of fat, ugly, naked men.
Tomorrow is Filthy Friday.
KNUDSEN: I'm thankful for the decisions drunken weemen make only to regret the next day.
I’ve asked you before not to discuss that drunken pity fuck in public.
ROSES: I am thankful for my dodgy internet connection which allows me to wonder 'how do you clean a turkey baster', and 'do people really use it to baste turkeys?'
You hand it over to one of the houseboys.
Really, Miss Roses, Mistress MJ does not have to concern herself with domestic matters.
LEAH: I am thankful that I don't have to do the cooking today. Who wants to wrestle a raw, nekkid turkey?
Old Knudsen, perhaps?
KAZ: I am thankful that I do not have to stuff myself with all sorts of food I don't like in BOTH November and December.
Pass the pizza.
Here’s that recipe for smoked turkey and cranberry pizza I promised you.
Oh NO
ReplyDeleteI think that's put me off pizza forever.
What can I have for Christmas dinner now?
Poutine?
Mistress MJ's style advice
ReplyDeleteKAZ: Oh NO
ReplyDeleteI think that's put me off pizza forever.
What can I have for Christmas dinner now?
Poutine?
Yes!
Poutine is the holy trinity of fries, gravy and cheese curds.
Bow down to it and eat it with reverence.
CARNALIS: Mistress MJ’s style advice
I was distracted momentarily by the “eye-catching retro leopard print”.
Mistress MJ would punish you were it not for the fact that you enjoy that sort of thing.
Thankful for my alluring arse, truck stops where I sell my alluring arse, and Indian reservation casino gambling where I double the money made off my alluring arse.
ReplyDeleteI'm thankful I have a hot date tonight. And if it goes well, I'll have more than that to be thankful for. For which I give thanks.
ReplyDeletePerhaps he'll ask me for a wanks giving.
ReplyDeleteI'm t(h)ankful for white wine.
ReplyDeleteI'm thankful for Mistress MJ!
ReplyDeleteAnd that salve I bought.
AYEM8Y: Thankful for my alluring arse, truck stops where I sell my alluring arse, and Indian reservation casino gambling where I double the money made off my alluring arse.
ReplyDeleteI’ll consider that my cue to link to your alluring arse.
KAPI: I'm thankful I have a hot date tonight. And if it goes well, I'll have more than that to be thankful for. For which I give thanks.
I’ll be thankful if you provide details after the date.
KAPI: Perhaps he'll ask me for a wanks giving.
Hahaha!
MAGO: I'm t(h)ankful for white wine.
Aren’t we a punny bunch today?
Müller-Thurgau, by any chance?
JASON: I'm thankful for Mistress MJ!
And that salve I bought.
About that salve…
I hope you noticed it’s past its sell-by date.
Thank you India
ReplyDeleteThank you terror
Thank you disillusionment
Thank you frailty
Thank you consequence
Thank you thank you silence
MITZI: You’ll soon be saying byebye to what Time magazine calls the Decade from Hell.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm thankful you won't post photos of fat, ugly, old geezers for filthy Friday tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: And I'm thankful you won't post photos of fat, ugly, old geezers for filthy Friday tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteOh, won’t I?
Tomorrow’s Filthy Friday has a Thanksgiving theme!