Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Housekeeping Houseboys

Mistress MJ hasn’t had time to supervise the houseboys and as a result, the housework isn’t being done properly.

Honestly, is this any way to polish the furniture? …


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Do you have any novel ways of doing your housework?

30 comments:

  1. it certainly is! a good ass buffing is just what a table needs!

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  2. I think this is the ONLY way to polish a knob.

    If you dont want them Mistress I am happy to get them off........... I mean ..... take them off your hands :)

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  3. I move. It's cheaper and easier to lose the cleaning deposit than to actually do housework.

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  4. silly boys, used all the Lemon Pledge on themselves again.

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  5. Pretty well defined all, they put a lot of effort in their bodies, well done lads!

    Whatdayasayin? Housework? You mean dusting the books? Sorry, since the dwarf unionists took over it's too expensive anymore and the library hall of chateau mago is just a pale shadow of its former bustlin' Dulliööh.

    The only other forms of housework around here are making coffee - that's my job - , cleaning shoes - that's my job (take yer greasy fingers off my 350 euro black slippers! Or Die!) - and ironing the two or three good shirts I own. It's all traditional and no navel is involved. What about your navel btw?

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  6. These guys clean my place too. I'm always after them not to leave smudge marks all over. They are cute so I let it slide.

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  7. I'm sorry was there text in this post?

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  8. So let me see if I've got this right...

    The houseboys sit on the furniture and...suck up. Human vacuum cleaners - that's quite a skill.

    Which only leaves one question. Who empties the hoover-bags? And is there a vacancy for houseboy emptier?

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  9. You know how I do my housekeeping.

    That being said I wouldn't mind borrowing two of your houseboys for the weekend. It seems that Chateau Petra could do with a bit of polishing

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  10. I am disappointed in their 'tan lines', if they'd like to work on their tan in my garden, that wouldn't be a problem.

    Housework?

    What's that?

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  11. What is this 'housework' of which you speak?

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  12. They come over to my place, use up all the wax, break my table with their polishing and complain that my furniture isn't strong enough

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  13. Not really my type - but I love that fifties pattern on the upholstery .... when you click.

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  14. NORMADESMOND: it certainly is! a good ass buffing is just what a table needs!

    Too bad the buffers need recharging after each session.

    DAMIEN: I think this is the ONLY way to polish a knob.
    If you dont want them Mistress I am happy to get them off........... I mean ..... take them off your hands :)


    Whatever Mr. Nude Infomaniac wants, Mr. Nude Infomaniac gets.

    MAGO: YAY THIRD!
    Ha.


    Isn’t life grand?

    XL: I move. It's cheaper and easier to lose the cleaning deposit than to actually do housework.

    I’m with you there.

    I once moved into a place and didn’t even bother to unpack!

    JASON: silly boys, used all the Lemon Pledge on themselves again.

    Why are your lips puckered?

    Have you been licking the appliances?

    MAGO: Pretty well defined all, they put a lot of effort in their bodies, well done lads!
    Whatdayasayin? Housework? You mean dusting the books? Sorry, since the dwarf unionists took over it's too expensive anymore and the library hall of chateau mago is just a pale shadow of its former bustlin' Dulliööh.
    The only other forms of housework around here are making coffee - that's my job - , cleaning shoes - that's my job (take yer greasy fingers off my 350 euro black slippers! Or Die!) - and ironing the two or three good shirts I own. It's all traditional and no navel is involved. What about your navel btw?


    There are no sailors involved in this operation.

    Oh THAT kind of navel.

    MICHAEL RIVERS: These guys clean my place too. I'm always after them not to leave smudge marks all over. They are cute so I let it slide.

    It’s so hard to remove ring stains from wood.

    BOXER: I'm sorry was there text in this post?

    Nobody ever reads it if there was.

    KAPI: So let me see if I've got this right...
    The houseboys sit on the furniture and...suck up. Human vacuum cleaners - that's quite a skill.
    Which only leaves one question. Who empties the hoover-bags? And is there a vacancy for houseboy emptier?


    Consider yourself Houseboy Emptier.

    Mind the one on the right has a big nozzle.

    CYBERPOOF: You know how I do my housekeeping.
    That being said I wouldn't mind borrowing two of your houseboys for the weekend. It seems that Chateau Petra could do with a bit of polishing


    Damien beat you to it.

    If you’d been voted Mr. Nude Infomaniac, you’d have privileges too.

    Maybe in 2010?

    ROSES: I am disappointed in their 'tan lines', if they'd like to work on their tan in my garden, that wouldn't be a problem.
    Housework?
    What's that?


    I beg your pardon…

    Are you promising them a Rose(s) garden?

    VICUS: What is this 'housework' of which you speak?

    You really needn’t give a donkey’s bullock about it.

    It’s something other folk do.

    LULU: They come over to my place, use up all the wax, break my table with their polishing and complain that my furniture isn't strong enough

    Stop buying furniture that requires an Allen key.

    KAZ: Not really my type - but I love that fifties pattern on the upholstery .... when you click.

    And the rattan is perfect for setting up a Tiki room in your house.

    Make mine a Mai Tai.

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  15. Cum isn’t a furniture polish it is a finish stripper, it also works well for tarnished brass. I like to not bathe for days on end then squeeze the grease from my hair for a homemade furniture pomade. Nothing like it for a mirror like reflection. Freshly shorn pubic hair is excellent for sanding down the kitchen cabinets. Poodles make good mops. With PETA on your ass, why not cut up old fur coats to polish the silver.

    Kind of off subject but foot bunions and calluses are good makeshift scour pads.

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  16. AYEM8Y: Cum isn’t a furniture polish it is a finish stripper, it also works well for tarnished brass. I like to not bathe for days on end then squeeze the grease from my hair for a homemade furniture pomade. Nothing like it for a mirror like reflection. Freshly shorn pubic hair is excellent for sanding down the kitchen cabinets. Poodles make good mops. With PETA on your ass, why not cut up old fur coats to polish the silver.
    Kind of off subject but foot bunions and calluses are good makeshift scour pads.


    You might want to sand down your knob while you’re at it.

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  17. "I beg your pardon…"

    HA! Brilliant!

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  18. XL: "I beg your pardon…"
    HA! Brilliant!


    You must picture me in gingham and big blonde hair as I’m saying it.

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  19. The Beasts Liar is spotless , as I just , well you know , cut the crap and get on with it......its not rocket science.
    Cleanliness is next to Beastliness
    ***saunters off with an air of smuggness***

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  20. Those Houseboys might not know how to polish, but they certainly know how to look elegant. Even if they're wearing next to nothing.

    * chokes on the air that Beast has left behind *

    I don't know why he's so smug. That bloody stinks!

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  21. I hate to disappoint you MJ but I'm not taking my kit off. Sorry.

    Well, maybe in 2017?

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  22. wasn't Knudsen handsome as a young man....

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  23. With the bag prints and bum rings those two are leaving behind, you'll need Manuel to slide in after they leave to polish that table... his arse is hairy enough to polish it to a shine!

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  24. BEAST: The Beasts Liar is spotless , as I just , well you know , cut the crap and get on with it......its not rocket science.
    Cleanliness is next to Beastliness
    ***saunters off with an air of smuggness***


    Too bad Miss Scarlet is too busy to confirm your air of stench.

    Oh, and see comment from IVD.

    IVD: Those Houseboys might not know how to polish, but they certainly know how to look elegant. Even if they're wearing next to nothing.
    * chokes on the air that Beast has left behind *
    I don't know why he's so smug. That bloody stinks!


    I’ll have to fumigate!

    CYBERPOOF: I hate to disappoint you MJ but I'm not taking my kit off. Sorry.
    Well, maybe in 2017?


    No hurry.

    *breathes sigh of relief*

    FELIX: Same as my street work, on my back.

    Are you the one they call The Human Mattress?

    MANUEL: wasn't Knudsen handsome as a young man....

    But the years have aged him nicely…like a stinky cheese.

    PONITA: With the bag prints and bum rings those two are leaving behind, you'll need Manuel to slide in after they leave to polish that table... his arse is hairy enough to polish it to a shine!

    Manuel is more than just a pretty arse, you know.

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  25. Perhaps they misunderstood and thought you asked them to polish knobs.

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  26. EROS: They never have to be asked twice when it comes to knob polishing.

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  27. What would happen if the tortoise got curious?

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  28. MITZI: What would happen if the tortoise got curious?

    Some things are better left in the dark.

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