Saturday, November 21, 2009

Geezer Smut

It seems we upset the equilibrium yesterday with this photo.

To assure you today that all is right with the Universe and that you’re on the right blog, allow us to present some good old-fashioned geezer smut …


I’ll gum you young fellers to death


Reactions to yesterday’s post showed bewilderment as we’ll outline here with a couple of quotes from Kevin and IVD.

waitaminute
youngerish guy, toned body, pleasant appendage.....filthy friday????
honey, what's this, what's going on, what's happening here!?
The page says infomaniac, but there's no grey haired geezer with skidmarks on his back jumping rope with a gentleman caller who has a goiter and a stomach-apron.
kevin confuse.

--Kevin


That's exactly what I was thinking, Kevin. Honestly, one returns from the depths of an airing cupboard to find that a wrong turning must have been taken because one is now in Bizarro World!
-Inexplicable DeVice (IVD)


We here at Infomaniac can only hope that we’ve rectified the situation to your satisfaction.

27 comments:

  1. First!! Icky old peoples wee wees! yuck!

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  2. Second! And it's still Friday for me, so all is right in the world.

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  3. As with HoodChick, it's still Friday for me as well. So I have my minimum weekly requirements for Filthy Friday. Thank you.

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  4. *kevin exhales softly and serenely*

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  5. I did not know that
    "A" Walter Brennan was still alive and
    "B" that according to this photo he had a cesarean section
    and
    "C" that he won THREE Oscars for Best Supporting Actor and he is tied with Jack Nicholson for the most wins for a male actor...dagnammit!

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  6. why, sugar? that's all i have to say. why? xoxoxox

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  7. More naked pictures of Knudsen?
    You'll have to do better than that.

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  8. I don't like hearing that word "rectified" while looking at this photo, thank you.

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  9. JELLY MONSTER: First!! Icky old peoples wee wees! yuck!

    Cripes, it was 3:43 a.m. in Ireland when you commented!

    What are you doing up looking at geezer smut at that hour?

    HOODCHICK: Second! And it's still Friday for me, so all is right in the world.

    Bliss.

    XL: As with HoodChick, it's still Friday for me as well. So I have my minimum weekly requirements for Filthy Friday. Thank you.

    We here at Infomaniac aim to please.

    KEVIN: *kevin exhales softly and serenely*

    A change from your usual heavy breathing.

    DONN: I did not know that
    "A" Walter Brennan was still alive and
    "B" that according to this photo he had a cesarean section
    and
    "C" that he won THREE Oscars for Best Supporting Actor and he is tied with Jack Nicholson for the most wins for a male actor...dagnammit!


    Be thankful it wasn't a naked Wilford Brimley!

    CYBERPOOF: Oh no!
    Did you really have to?


    It serves to make you appreciate your youth and beauty. *coughs*

    SAVANNAH: why, sugar? that's all i have to say. why?

    See comment to CyberPoof.

    ISTVANSKI: More naked pictures of Knudsen?
    You'll have to do better than that.


    We haven’t heard from you in a dog’s age which can only mean you must have finally posted something.

    I’ll be along later.

    JASON: I don't like hearing that word "rectified" while looking at this photo, thank you.

    Rectum? Damn near killed him!

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  10. Ha ha ha Maxi was working late so we didnt get to bed until very very late. Plus I aim to always be number 1 with you!

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  11. JELLY MONSTER: Ha ha ha Maxi was working late so we didnt get to bed until very very late. Plus I aim to always be number 1 with you!

    You are up against XL for first place.

    Serious competition there.

    As for you and Maxi bedding down late, I’d rather not hear about your debauched lifestyle.

    I’m surprised you get any sleep at all what with him hopping on and off you all day.

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  12. I sooooooooooo want to post you a pic of Tazzy's cock, which is fucking wonderful, but he'd strangle me.

    You'll just have to use your imagination.

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  13. PIGGY: I sooooooooooo want to post you a pic of Tazzy's cock, which is fucking wonderful, but he'd strangle me.
    You'll just have to use your imagination.


    We’ve all seen Tazzy’s arse so it’s high time we see his glorious cock!

    Oh and speaking of fine arses, have you seen Ayem8y’s arse?

    PIGGY: Why am I always comment fucking 13?

    Who the fuck knows.

    Just get that cock pic in the mail pronto.

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  14. Ooh I would enjoy seeing a picture of Tazzy and Piggy’s cocks together, intertwined in simultaneous masturbation.

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  15. AYEM8Y: Ooh I would enjoy seeing a picture of Tazzy and Piggy’s cocks together, intertwined in simultaneous masturbation.

    If Piggy’s cock is anything like his arse, we do NOT want to see it!

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  16. Cunt (MJ).

    My cock is better than my arse. Tazzy will confirm this fact, the filthy fucking slut.

    ayem8y, you're a dirty cunt.

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  17. Pyjama's?

    How fucking twee.

    Unsurprisingly.

    I bet they're pink.

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  18. PIGGY: Cunt (MJ).
    My cock is better than my arse. Tazzy will confirm this fact, the filthy fucking slut.
    ayem8y, you're a dirty cunt.


    Is your cock as flaccid as your arse is flabby?

    Ayem8y's arse is superior to yours in every way.

    And he is quite the dirty trollop.

    BEAST: ***Throws up on pajamas****

    See my comment to Piggy, below.

    PIGGY: Pyjama's?
    How fucking twee.
    Unsurprisingly.
    I bet they're pink.


    They’re SpongeBob pyjamas…

    To match his bed linens.

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  19. Where do you find these ghastly pictures? or do you take them all yourself at a local geriatric swingers club?

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  20. MUTLEY: Where do you find these ghastly pictures? or do you take them all yourself at a local geriatric swingers club?

    There’s hardly time for snapping photos between the rounds of bingo and naked twister.

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  21. I'd suggest he put on some sunscreen before going outside, but at his age, wrinkles are the least of his worries.

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  22. EROS: I'd suggest he put on some sunscreen before going outside, but at his age, wrinkles are the least of his worries.

    He’s starting to look like a Shar-Pei.

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  23. MITZI: Nice soft mouth.

    All the better to eat you with, my dear.

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