Friday, November 27, 2009

Filthy Friday – Wanksgiving Edition

This old feller seems to be enjoying his Thanksgiving turkey dinner …



We wonder if he ate the giblets as well as the neck?



Note: Thanks to Kapitano for bringing the word ‘Wanksgiving’ to our attention.

23 comments:

  1. do you think he took his teeth out to do this?

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  2. I don't want to see the gravy.

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  3. Okay. That's a bit gross. Happy Thanksgiving!!

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  4. Ugh. Please. It's first thing in the morning here.

    Seeing skinned turkey neck is a bit much on the first coffee.

    How could the old geezer eat the gibblets without his teeth?

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  5. Yep - too early for that frightening image, can we have some nice skipping fairies next please?

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  6. That's it - I'm off to help Scarlet with her packing.

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  7. A flaccid old cock that only gets stuffed once a year. My Grandma always loved to eat the Parson's Nose.

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  8. Thass juss puh-layn nasstay!

    If we must be exposed to geriatric porn from the retirement home, I would almost..almost..rather see the old bugger gumming on one of the ladie's pruned up giblets
    ;P blech!


    One can almost hear Mrs. Gigli from room 12 croaking,
    "It's turkey time you old poop....gobble gobble".

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  9. AYEM8Y: Happy Thanksgiving!
    Oh yeah FIRST!
    Oops Happy Wanksgiving!


    Does Wanksgiving always make you so excitable?

    NORMADESMOND: do you think he took his teeth out to do this?

    Personally speaking, I know I always do.

    There’s nothing like a good gumming, so they tell me.

    JASON: I want to see the giblets.

    Take a number and get to the back of the line.

    XL: I don't want to see the gravy.

    I’ll have a word with the Infomaniac saucier.

    MICHAEL RIVERS: Okay. That's a bit gross. Happy Thanksgiving!!

    We warned you from the start about Fridays here on Infomaniac, Mr. Rivers.

    You may wish to opt for the Saturday through Thursday package instead.

    Oh, and we already had our Canadian Thanksgiving in October.

    But a Happy Thanksgiving to YOU!

    CYBERPOOF: Bleugh!

    Is that Danish for “I like it!”?

    ROSES: Ugh. Please. It's first thing in the morning here.
    Seeing skinned turkey neck is a bit much on the first coffee.
    How could the old geezer eat the gibblets without his teeth?


    Have you ever heard of a blender?

    LULU: Yep - too early for that frightening image, can we have some nice skipping fairies next please?

    Come back on Saturday for the fairies.

    KAZ: That's it - I'm off to help Scarlet with her packing.

    No need.

    Some of the fellas here on Infomaniac are already packing.

    MITZI: A flaccid old cock that only gets stuffed once a year. My Grandma always loved to eat the Parson's Nose.

    Our family called it the Pope’s nose…probably because we’re Prods and that was an insulting term towards Catholics.

    Why is it the grannies who always go for it?

    DONN: Thass juss puh-layn nasstay!
    If we must be exposed to geriatric porn from the retirement home, I would almost..almost..rather see the old bugger gumming on one of the ladie's pruned up giblets
    ;P blech!
    One can almost hear Mrs. Gigli from room 12 croaking,
    "It's turkey time you old poop....gobble gobble".


    Old buggers gumming granny giblets?

    We’ll see what we can do.

    *scribbles reminder note in margin*

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  10. He certainly enjoys stuffing his mouth meaty goodness!

    Leave room for pie!

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  11. Is he pulling those pubes with all his might?

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  12. CYBERPOOF: No

    Well alright then.

    EROS: He certainly enjoys stuffing his mouth meaty goodness!
    Leave room for pie!


    Or cake!

    GEOFF: Is he pulling those pubes with all his might?

    He’s using the pubes to floss his teeth.

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  13. I find that sometimes less is more.

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  14. see? this is why I'm a vegetarian.

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  15. who knew that turkeynecks were gentiles?

    I had pork tenderloin for t-day.


    ...and no, that wasn't 'a pork-ing ON the Tenderloin'. but a girl can dream.

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  16. *ignores last four comments in order to save time and prepare Saturday's post*

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