Just a little bloated, is all
We interrupt this blogging break to announce that Celine Dion is no longer up the duff.
Celine with husband René and eight-year-old
(Click to enlarge)
Celine's publicity firm has confirmed she is not pregnant and that her in vitro fertilization procedure was not successful. However, Celine and her husband, René Angélil, are determined to keep trying to get pregnant.
According to Angélil, the couple is travelling to New York this weekend to try again.
"Céline and I didn't get discouraged ...we put our faith in life and in the stars," Angelil said. “Celine is more determined than ever."
We now return to our previously scheduled blogging break.
1st.
ReplyDeleteMy Heartburn Will Go On
SECOND!!!
ReplyDeleteThe world is now a safer place for future generations.
XL, how in the hell are you almost always first???
ReplyDeleterandom chick - he's magic.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering if this news would bring you out of your binge, I mean break.
3rd!
MAGICAL XL, RANDOM & BOXER: I repeat...we now return to our blogging break.
ReplyDelete*nods off*
You are kidding right? That isn't a boy! It can't be.
ReplyDeleteWhatever one might think of Miss Dingdong, her ancient husband and the prospect of them spawning another boy interrupted, it's devastating news for them.
Bless them, and I hope they never succeed in their endeavour.
Oh good. So the Dion woman isn't going to be the next octomom.
ReplyDeleteSo in 18 years time, the Dion family won't be the next Osmonds. Truely, this is a blessed day.
You woke me up for this?
ReplyDeleteI think there are quite enough children in the world.
We don't need any more of their genetic legacy thanks very much.
So she's not going to follow the celebrity trend of adopting the third world then?
ReplyDeleteSx
I have a horrible vision of Celine with her legs in the stirrups , warbling from both ends :-(
ReplyDeleteNeither am I!!
ReplyDelete(whew)
CYBERPOOF: You are kidding right? That isn't a boy! It can't be.
ReplyDeleteWhatever one might think of Miss Dingdong, her ancient husband and the prospect of them spawning another boy interrupted, it's devastating news for them.
Bless them, and I hope they never succeed in their endeavour.
It IS a boy and Celine doesn’t take kindly to folk like us poking fun at his hair.
KAPI: Oh good. So the Dion woman isn't going to be the next octomom.
So in 18 years time, the Dion family won't be the next Osmonds. Truely, this is a blessed day.
Judging by this photo, it could be the Jackson Five.
ROSES: You woke me up for this?
I think there are quite enough children in the world.
We don't need any more of their genetic legacy thanks very much.
I’d rather adopt a marmot.
SCARLET: So she's not going to follow the celebrity trend of adopting the third world then?
Perhaps she should adopt Beast.
His laundry’s not going to get done on its own, is it?
BEAST: I have a horrible vision of Celine with her legs in the stirrups , warbling from both ends :-(
*wollops Beast with aubergine*
JASON: Neither am I!!
(whew)
So you finally got your period?
Mistress, your marmot is here!
ReplyDeleteIs a son/daughter combination known as a slaughter?
ReplyDeleteAt least little René-Charles won't have to get a sex change like Cher's daughter/son Chastity/Chaz.
ReplyDeleteXL: Mistress, your marmot is here!
ReplyDeleteI can haz?
LULU: Is a son/daughter combination known as a slaughter?
Teehee.
Or a sod.
KAZ: At least little René-Charles won't have to get a sex change like Cher's daughter/son Chastity/Chaz.
That makes us GLAAD all over.
I am trying to scrub the image of Angélil bizzay mucking about 'er swimsuit area..
ReplyDeletenope..not working...can't seem to erase it.
Thanks a lot.
i always wonder why celebrities feel the need to announce their most intimate moments to the world, sugar. i mean, really? who cares besides them? xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteDONN: I am trying to scrub the image of Angélil bizzay mucking about 'er swimsuit area..
ReplyDeletenope..not working...can't seem to erase it.
Thanks a lot.
You can relax, Donn.
It’s all being done in a Petri dish.
SAVANNAH: i always wonder why celebrities feel the need to announce their most intimate moments to the world, sugar. i mean, really? who cares besides them?
Perez whassisface cares.
I'm with Scarlet. Aren't there any Eskimos in Quebec that need adopting?
ReplyDeleteWell, best wishes to Papa Smurf as he smurfs Celine all weekend! Maybe this time, they'll get a boy!
EROS: I'm with Scarlet. Aren't there any Eskimos in Quebec that need adopting?
ReplyDeleteWell, best wishes to Papa Smurf as he smurfs Celine all weekend! Maybe this time, they'll get a boy!
Papa Smurf won’t be needing this.
because of the hernia, my intestines have done that same thing.....always annoying when my outfit of the day is sheer & skintight.
ReplyDeleteNORMADESMOND: because of the hernia, my intestines have done that same thing.....always annoying when my outfit of the day is sheer & skintight.
ReplyDeleteSpanx are a girl’s best friend.
Next to the diamonds that you may wish to dangle bewitchingly from your truss.
Nobody said she had to do it herself. Send the poor child to a hairstylist - maybe Rene Friis is available to cut her hair.
ReplyDeleteReally, I mean the poor dear has enough disadvantages as it is. What with its mother being Miss Dingdong and all.
Someday Rrrrrené-Charrrrles will make an awesome King dans Quebec.
ReplyDeleteCan she give birth underwater, please?
ReplyDeleteI'll hold her down.
17th!!!
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ, this is the most offensive post TO DATE. Please, I beg of you, NO MORE photos and posts of the alien. I like my sleep too much.
so utterly frightful....
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Nobody said she had to do it herself. Send the poor child to a hairstylist - maybe Rene Friis is available to cut her hair.
ReplyDeleteReally, I mean the poor dear has enough disadvantages as it is. What with its mother being Miss Dingdong and all.
He’s starting to resemble Cousin Itt from the Addams Family.
DONN: Someday Rrrrrené-Charrrrles will make an awesome King dans Quebec.
René Lévesque should have been King of Québec!!
Maudit tabarnac!
GEOFF: Can she give birth underwater, please?
I'll hold her down.
Shall we arrange a reenactment of the end bit from Titanic?
LA DIVA CUCINA: 17th!!!
Mistress MJ, this is the most offensive post TO DATE. Please, I beg of you, NO MORE photos and posts of the alien. I like my sleep too much.
Come back on Filthy Friday when there’s something more to your liking.
MANUEL: so utterly frightful....
*puts Manuel’s words to music*…
Oh she’s so frightful
And you’re so spiteful
And yet delightful
I want a biteful.
Stop me.
No!
ReplyDeleteMAGO: No!
ReplyDeleteJa!
I am distraught. I was hoping for a munchkin Celine capable of singing 50 notes when 3 would do.
ReplyDeletePerhaps she should shag Brian 'crater face' Adams 'Summer of '69' style.
GARFY: I am distraught. I was hoping for a munchkin Celine capable of singing 50 notes when 3 would do.
ReplyDeletePerhaps she should shag Brian 'crater face' Adams 'Summer of '69' style.
Bryan appears to be backing into Celine in this photo.
Perhaps he wants her to strap one on.
First and last pics were wrong on so many levels.
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: First and last pics were wrong on so many levels.
ReplyDeleteYou should just be glad I didn’t post the lemur pic!