Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Happy Birthday, Manuel!

Happy Birthday to the hero of Infomaniac, our Manuel



According to his latest post, Manuel intends to spend the day as follows (abridged version) …

Unwrapping pressies
Eating rich and ostentatiously priced food stuffs
Quaffing your dearest wines and cocktails
Living the life of a jolly dandy the whole day

In short: Being “a right fucking princess.”

Barfing, self loathing, tears and tantrums (again, the abridged version) will follow.



Happy birthday you precious wee man.

There’ll always be cake for you here on Infomaniac.

23 comments:

  1. Second to say HAPPY DAY MANUEL!!!!!!!

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  2. Happy Birthday Manuel , you can have my slice of cake.....it smells of cabbage

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  3. Happy Birthday Manuel.

    Hope you have a good one.

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  4. Well I bet he has a great time - before he eats too much cake

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  5. bwhahahaha bumble bee man! thank you thank you everyone......

    I'm so very touched

    well, I hope i will be later

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  6. Manuel - happy birthday.
    Round here 'touched' means a bit mentally challenged.
    Like all us misfits who visit Infomaniac.

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  7. Hap bee Birthday, Manuel!

    Here's to good fun, good drinks, and a good time pollinating a flower!

    Cheers!

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  8. Happy birthday Manuel, enjoy every moment!

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  9. ...I hope that didn't sound too bossy...

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  10. Mistress, I placed a supply of deely boppers in the Infomaniac Employee Break Room for the celebration!

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  11. BITCHES: Not ONE comment about his shapely legs?

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  12. Mistress, that's a lazy comment!

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  13. Happy birthday, Manuel!

    I think Mistress Mj might be trying to peg you down as the next CyberPete with this comment: 'In short: Being “a right fucking princess.”'

    Still, at least you have shapely legs.

    ::hisses:: Happy now MJ?

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  14. XL: Mistress, that's a lazy comment!

    *observes “lazy comment” comment and narrows eyes*

    Perhaps some of us have time constraints that force us to choose:

    a) commenting ONLY on our own blog and not bothering to visit anyone else.
    b) commenting on as many of our bitches’ blogs as possible but leaving a so-called “lazy comment” on our own blog because we’ve dedicated our time to commenting on other blogs.
    c) Not bothering to comment on our own blog OR on our bitches’ blogs because we've too much to do or are too tired.

    Today we decided to choose “B” and visit as many of you as we could (and still didn’t make it ‘round to everyone). By the time we got back around to our own blog it was time to do something else.

    And perhaps we are afflicted with SATANIC CRAMPS FROM HELL for SIX DAYS A MONTH! 24 HOURS A DAY! See if you feel like blogging/commenting during THAT!

    And perhaps we suffer from insomnia. Just try to get by on THREE HOURS OF SLEEP PER NIGHT and see how much YOU feel like commenting!

    And perhaps we have a list of “things to do” as long as our arm (or IVD’s legs) and cannot possibly get EVERYTHING sorted!

    And perhaps, despite all this, we still manage to come up with a new post ALMOST EVERY DAY unlike some whose names we shall not mention.

    Then we have to go to work at some point where it is not wise to access our blog therefore we can’t leave comments.

    AND PERHAPS OUR PILLOWS WEREN’T PROPERLY FLUFFED LAST NIGHT!!!



    IVD: Happy birthday, Manuel!
    I think Mistress Mj might be trying to peg you down as the next CyberPete with this comment: 'In short: Being “a right fucking princess.”'
    Still, at least you have shapely legs.
    ::hisses:: Happy now MJ?


    Feeling much better, thank you.

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  15. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANUEL!
    And thanks from all of us bitches and assorted house-and-cabana persons at Infomaniac Towers for indirectly inspiring the longest single posting by MJ since the dear dead days of yore!! Even if it is in the comments. *slaps MJ soundly about the head and shoulders with uterus* get AHOLD OF YOURSELF WOMAN.

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  16. The Mistress is, of course, correct. I wish to apologize for any offense caused by my intemperate comment.

    I do not want to offend Mistress MJ, who I consider a friend.

    Please know that I support The Mistress 100% and appreciate every kindness The Mistress has extended to me.

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  17. The above comment is mine. I dropped an "L" somewhere. Perhaps in the pillows.

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  18. NATIONS: You DO realize that I will take Mr. Egyptian Penis Man from you, do you not?

    XL: *threatens to go on strike*

    AND DON’T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!

    *hugs*

    THEN YELLS AGAIN!

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