Friday, November 20, 2009

Filthy Friday


[photo via Larry]

26 comments:

  1. I hope he'll be able to play with his beach balls again after that incident!

    At least they didn't get sunburned!

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  2. why I've been looking for just *this* in the Target Patio furniture section. Wipe clean I hope.

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  3. bwahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahha

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  4. remember when we used to reweb the lawn furniture?

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  5. With a name like Mario, he couldn't have that bad looking.

    It's like babies with certain names are almost destined to grow up to be pretty.

    There are loser names too.

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  6. Wouldn't it be easier to cut off the bag than to ruin fine ameublement?

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  7. Or they could have walloped them back through with a hammer .
    Pete we had someone at work called Mario who looked like Ronald McD , so your name theory is totally wrong

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  8. waitaminute

    youngerish guy, toned body, pleasant appendage.....filthy friday????

    honey, what's this, what's going on, what's happening here!?

    The page says infomaniac, but there's no grey haired geezer with skidmarks on his back jumping rope with a gentleman caller who has a goiter and a stomach-apron.

    kevin confuse.

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  9. Beast, I guess they do not have to many names there in Denmark - Björn, Hamlet and Olov, that should do.

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  10. umm...wrong hole.

    PS. Why didn't they just get an icy bowl of water, dip his stuck bits in, rather than cut up the deck chair?

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  11. That's exactly what I was thinking, Kevin. Honestly, one returns from the depths of an airing cupboard to find that a wrong turning must have been taken because one is now in Bizarro World!

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  12. That sort of thing just doesn't happen in Eastbourne.

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  13. As a dirty whore, I’m often sticking my cock in slats and slits and sluts, any tight space that happens along my path. Ball shrinkage and swelling are the oldest tricks in the book when I want to screw hunky rescue personnel.

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  14. EROS: I hope he'll be able to play with his beach balls again after that incident!
    At least they didn't get sunburned!


    Or those criss-cross tan lines.

    XL: Knit one, purl two!

    Time to cast off.

    JASON: why I've been looking for just *this* in the Target Patio furniture section. Wipe clean I hope.

    Don’t use steel wool if you’re cleaning around the afflicted area!

    SAVANNAH: 4th...dammit!

    Keep trying.

    BOXER: bwahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahha

    You’re really overworked and overtired, aren’t you?

    NORMADESMOND: remember when we used to reweb the lawn furniture?

    It was a simpler time, Miss Desmond.

    The downside being that fellas like this had to keep their balls in the closet.

    CYBERPOOF: With a name like Mario, he couldn't have that bad looking.
    It's like babies with certain names are almost destined to grow up to be pretty.
    There are loser names too.


    See comment to Beast.

    Oh, and Pete is recognized universally as a poofy name.

    MAGO: Wouldn't it be easier to cut off the bag than to ruin fine ameublement?

    Fleischermeister Mago.

    I’d like some giblets with that, bitte.

    BEAST: Or they could have walloped them back through with a hammer .
    Pete we had someone at work called Mario who looked like Ronald McD , so your name theory is totally wrong


    Exhibit A: Crocs-wearing Mario Batali.

    KEVIN: waitaminute
    youngerish guy, toned body, pleasant appendage.....filthy friday????
    honey, what's this, what's going on, what's happening here!?
    The page says infomaniac, but there's no grey haired geezer with skidmarks on his back jumping rope with a gentleman caller who has a goiter and a stomach-apron.
    kevin confuse.


    He didn’t wipe his arse.

    And there’s an oozing pustule on his coccyx.

    MAGO: Beast, I guess they do not have to many names there in Denmark - Björn, Hamlet and Olov, that should do.

    Don’t forget “Søren”…

    Old Knudsen’s first name.

    ROSES: umm...wrong hole.
    PS. Why didn't they just get an icy bowl of water, dip his stuck bits in, rather than cut up the deck chair?


    They could have asked YOU as you always have a highball at hand.

    I can hear the ice clinking in your glass as we speak.

    IVD: That's exactly what I was thinking, Kevin. Honestly, one returns from the depths of an airing cupboard to find that a wrong turning must have been taken because one is now in Bizarro World!

    I suggest you go home immediately.

    Don’t you have sandwiches to make for your master?

    GEOFF: That sort of thing just doesn't happen in Eastbourne.

    I’m just thankful I’m not in COCKermouth this morning.

    AYEM8Y: As a dirty whore, I’m often sticking my cock in slats and slits and sluts, any tight space that happens along my path. Ball shrinkage and swelling are the oldest tricks in the book when I want to screw hunky rescue personnel.

    If you continue on this merry path of slutdom, one of these days your wand will be as warty as IVD’s.

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  15. If this very thing has happened to me once, it's happened 50 times.

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  16. FELIX: If this very thing has happened to me once, it's happened 50 times.

    Welcome to Infomaniac!

    I recognize you from TJB’s place, amongst others.

    As for your little accidents, are they covered in Obama’s “Affordable Health Care for America Act”?

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  17. Well, I couldn't miss Filthy Friday now, could I?

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  18. LEAH: Well, I couldn't miss Filthy Friday now, could I?

    A nation hangs in the balance awaiting your return!

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  19. You're absolutely right, I have ice clinking in my glass as I type.

    However, I wouldn't want to ruin the taste of my fine alcoholic beverage with a pair of sweaty, salty bollocks.

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  20. I've never met a Gianluca that didn't look cute.

    Beastie trolls around with the..trolls. Of course he knows an ugly Mario.

    Pox on Crocs!

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  21. Muchas gracias, Mistress MJ, I KNEW I could count on your Filthy Friday post to make me laugh out loud!!! sigh...back to work...

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  22. ROSES: You're absolutely right, I have ice clinking in my glass as I type.
    However, I wouldn't want to ruin the taste of my fine alcoholic beverage with a pair of sweaty, salty bollocks.


    How about a nice teabag, then?

    CYBERPOOF: I've never met a Gianluca that didn't look cute.
    Beastie trolls around with the..trolls. Of course he knows an ugly Mario.
    Pox on Crocs!


    I’ll add ‘Giancarlo’ to that list until proven otherwise.

    LA DIVA CUCINA: Muchas gracias, Mistress MJ, I KNEW I could count on your Filthy Friday post to make me laugh out loud!!! sigh...back to work...

    Well you know what they say about all work and no play.

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  23. MJ

    "As for your little accidents, are they covered in Obama’s “Affordable Health Care for America Act”?"

    Balls if I know.

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