Welcome to another edition of Perv of the Day.
Infomaniac will, from time to time, seek out the perviest perverts and parade them pantless in front of you, the judge and jury.
Infomaniac finds itself in a quandary as there are two pervs vying for the title of Perv of the Day.
Knicker-flasher Martyn Lamb: “I did it just to unwind during the day. I find it a release from my pressures.”
THE PERV: Martyn Lamb, age 40. Self-employed pest controller and father-of-three.
THE PLACE: Hambleton Junction near Selby, North Yorkshire, England.
THE PERVERSION: Revealing his skimpy lingerie and his genitals to passing train drivers – on at least 50 occasions - before picking his kids up from school.
Lamb wore lingerie under his work clothes and changed near the railway line, stripping down to a basque, stockings and high heels and a big blonde wig. A freight train driver witness reported that Lamb also wore “a denim miniskirt with brown stockings and a G-string."
"I've always put the wig on. It's the finishing touch of the day. I bought the lingerie from an Ann Summers shop a while ago.”
THE PUNISHMENT: Not guilty but cautioned for outraging public decency. The magistrate declared "not sufficient evidence" that he intentionally exposed himself.
Note from Mistress MJ: Lamb told police his wife knew nothing about his little “hobby”…perhaps therein lies the punishment when she finds out?
THE PERV: A 29-year-old man. Name unreleased.
THE PLACE: Thomas Township, Michigan, USA.
THE PERVERSION: Arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.
THE PUNISHMENT: Being held in the Saginaw County Jail.
We can’t decide who rates as the perviest Perv of the Day so it’s over to you, bitches.