Friday, October 03, 2008

Filthy Friday



Nurse MJ will see you now.

Who’s next?

32 comments:

  1. I see you've got a finger on the pulse of American politics! How astute of you to get to the bottom of the issues! Tell us, what do the winds of change say?

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  2. Well it sure as hell ain't the Man from GLAD!

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  3. Thank you for once again reminding me that your Blog is not "work safe". Nothing like explaining that picture to my co-workers standing around.

    "Oh, no...no, it's not what you think. You see, there's this Mistress who has a blog. No, really. Come back, I can explain...."

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  4. what big manly hands you have Miss MJ

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  5. Wow! MJ ... How do you keep your gloves so white?
    I mean ... except for that finger.

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  6. So that's what Michael Jackson is up to these days.

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  7. Keep your freakishly mannish hands away from my rear quarter.

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  8. oh ffs...that is not pretty to wake up to in the morning...thankfully i have already had a cup of coffee and didn't put my glasses on prior to clicking the link...good god girl where do you get this stuff!

    yeah i know i keep coming back...lol

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  9. Ooh - I'd forgotton it was Friday ....I'm goin' 'ome.

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  10. Why is that person wearing gloves? Takes the personal touch away from it.

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  11. I don't see any lubricant...

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  12. Is Miss MJ wearing white after labour day tsk tsk

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  13. EROS: Confidential information.

    I can’t give you the poop on that just yet.

    DONN: But he’ll give you the glad hand.

    CSI: Just turn the other cheek.

    BEAST: All the better for getting a firm grip on your backside.

    JOE: I used your toothpaste to clean them.

    Oops, forgot to wash my hands before I handled the tube.

    BOLLIX: When I said to keep that tongue wagging I didn’t mean for you to speak.

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  14. IVD: I’m surprised you still have a functioning muscle left in that slack arse of yours.

    CYBERPOOF: Where are the other three quarters?

    DAISY: Your brother gave me access to your family photo albums.

    KAZ: You can’t go home again.

    MAXI: For your examination, I’ll be using my bare toes.

    T-BIRD: Lube is for sissies.

    BEAST: I see you’ve over-accessorized.

    You’re wearing a fruit basket up your arse when just a banana would do.

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  15. I've shared it with people who haven't given it back.

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  16. Mistress MJ, gloves or no gloves, do you really want your finger up the butts of this crew? I shudder to think.

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  17. http://houseboys.net/
    eroticblog/sperm-milking/


    ...dare ya to read this, guys.

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  18. ...past the part about the hairbrush, anyway.

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  19. CYBERPOOF: Their parents didn’t teach them well about sharing.

    BOXER: Just as you reach the door, turn around and shake it for us.

    LEAH: Have you no appreciation for your fellow bitches?

    Where is the love?

    NATIONS: That is too much darned work.

    Instead, I recommend every male bitch on this blog reads How to Serve Pussy.

    Paying particular attention to this bit of advice: “When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven's sakes, don't let go of that clit.”

    And most importantly:

    “After you've made her come, serve her in other ways. Stroke her body, caress her breasts. Lick her feet. Clean her house. Cook her dinner.”

    XL: There’ll be an after-dinner show.

    At that point in the evening I glitter it up a notch with a feather boa and sequins.

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  20. All right...I love...but I'm still dubious...

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  21. Absolutely not.

    One though though. They were polite enough not to do a brokeback. Unlike you and that hairy individual.

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  22. Cyberpoof have you noticed the bad case of bottom acne as well.....
    ****dabs with clearasil***

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  23. LEAH: Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream..

    Mistress MJ shall guide you.

    CYBERPOOF: Repetez, en anglais, s'il vous plait.

    BEAST: Is that how you cleared up your bum blemishes?

    GEOFF: *stifles laff*

    I simply refuse to play if it means wearing those unhygienic bowling shoes.

    I’ll leave it in your hands.

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  24. Cleaning my house after doing lovely things to me? Yes please!

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  25. Just curious...you're a pretty good bowler aren't you ?

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  26. CYBERPOOF: I must learn to expand my Danish vocabulary beyond “Pikslikker.”

    T-BIRD: Expect no less.

    HEFF: I’ve got my hands on the bonus ball.

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  27. I always look forward to filthy firday, MJ. I just can't check it from work anymore.

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