Welcome to another edition of Perv of the Day.
Infomaniac will, from time to time, seek out the perviest perverts and parade them pantless in front of you, the judge and jury.
THE PERV: A cheeky vandal known as the “Butt Bandit”. Described by police as tall and slender and having hair with a "1980s, feathered look.”
THE PLACE: Valentine, Nebraska, USA; a town of about 2,650 people known as “The Heart City”.
THE PERVERSION: The Butt Bandit greases up his buttocks and genitals with Vaseline and leaves his imprint on windows around town.
Old Knudsen spotted in vicinity with a tube of this...
The incidents started more than a year ago and he has vandalized schools, businesses, hotels and even churches.
"This is not normal behavior for Valentine," Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said. "It's not funny or something people want to be exposed to."
THE PUNISHMENT: The Butt Bandit is still on the loose but Mistress MJ hopes he will be caught and sent to Infomaniac for punishment.
Infomaniac has ruled out Manuel as the perp because hairs would have been left behind on the windows as evidence…