You’re still young enough to burn the candle at both ends…
There’s a room full of The Women of Infomaniac just waiting to get their hands on you…
And further down the hall, the Men of Infomaniac are waiting their turn to party with the birthday boy…
You’re going to need an energy boost to please everyone so help yourself to the birthday cake…
first?
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Inner Voices!!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday IV!
ReplyDeleteIf you know what's good for you, you'd've kept your eyes shut until you got to these comments.
* has knitting needle on standby in case IV's eyes saw too much *
Happy birthday IV!
ReplyDeleteHope MJ didn't ruin your day too much with that off-putting imagery
33 huh he has bypassed is IQ with his age yay! I fancy some of that chocolate cake.
ReplyDelete33 is a grand age to be. I'm sure you will enjoy it even more when you lose your virginity. (The sex thing with your sister doesn't count)
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday pal.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IV
ReplyDelete*Looks forward to receiving a piece of cake*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mr Voices!!!!
ReplyDeleteI will give the cake a miss , I hate hair in me food
Happy Birthday, IV!
ReplyDeleteI see the ladies of Infomaniac have raided MJ's closet and are wearing her stockings and dirndls and blue whore eyeshadow.
And the men must be high on something, because the gawd awful bedspread hasn't turned them off!
Be wary of that cake; you never know who's been there!
Now blow out those candles before they leave a mark! That's not the kind of wax job you'd want!
They've all copied your stripey tights.
ReplyDeleteHappy birtyhday IV
Is that the beadspread in Manuels spare room ???
ReplyDeleteYay, she's got Peeps!
ReplyDeletehappy birthday.
ReplyDeletei am seriously disturbed by that bedspread.
first among nations, first in the hearts of my fellow tribe memebers, and firsties on that cake, beeeyotch! hot damn, mj, you know how to bake'em!
ReplyDeletemany happy returns of the day, 'Ribbed For Her Pleasure'!
BITCHES: If that little bastard Inner Voices doesn't show up soon, I say we eat the cake without him!
ReplyDeleteAll those in favour?
p.s. Note to Kaz: I do NOT EVER wear blue eye shadow although I've been known to parade around in a dirndl, it's true.
ReplyDeleteAs for the stripey tights, all female readers receive a pair free with their subscription to Infomaniac.
Didn't you get yours?
yeah bitches!!!!
ReplyDelete*bursts into room wearing stripey tights with jamesons bottle in hand*
im here!!! thanks all for the bitchin birthday wishes! i'll have to admit i fooled you all, im really thirty five... my bad... i was trying to cheat the death clock a little and now i will need to pay for my sins...
*holds out bull whip and readys self for birthday lashings*
whos first!?!?
VOICES: Yay! Me first!
ReplyDeleteTrousers down!
Let the birthday lashings begin!
HAPPY F*CKING BIRTHDAY IV!!! Watch out for that old man who took viagara...he's got an erection that has lasted 12 hours!!! ACKKK!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll pass on the cake.
ReplyDeleteSomething smells fishy
Happy Birthday.
ReplyDeleteSon, a man's birthday is the one day of the year when self abuse is completely out of the question.
My wish for you is that you find someone suitable (maybe even a third party) to 'badger the witness'.
Hip Hip Hoorah!
*rolls cake off camera and hopes no one will notice it's gone*
ReplyDelete*sees mj rolling the cake and follows her. witnesses her devouring cake like its nobody's business.*
ReplyDeleteare you going to share?!?!?
*ass still hurting*
VOICES: Don't make me post the cake farts video again.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that's what they mean by burning the candle at both ends ! More Cake Farts !
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness! Did we miss the jelly and ice-cream party?
ReplyDeleteA celebratory "Happy Birthday" from us two too.
We like birthdays.
You throw a helluva party, girl!
ReplyDeleteHappy B-day IV!
*still waiting for second round of mj lashings, looks like she is still busy with the cake*
ReplyDeletenom nom nom
ReplyDeletethanks for not letting me have any cake! im off to the bar!
ReplyDeletehappy birthday Mr Voices.....eh I'll probably not be able to make the party......
ReplyDeletehapy birthday, voices sugar! xoxo
ReplyDeleteThanks to all the bitches who dropped by to wish Inner Voices a happy birthday today.
ReplyDeleteHe's off to the bar so be sure to make lots of noise tomorrow when he's nursing his hangover.
Are the young men doing penis exams in some Lance Armstrong wrist band club?
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: It's all for a good cause.
ReplyDeleteIf he does all that he better get really drunk to forget it after LOL
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