Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Lick My Armpit



Lick my armpit, bitches.

You know you want to.
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56 comments:

  1. Peevish McSnark9:54 PM, September 09, 2008

    Is it clean? or have you been indulging in vigorous, er, exercise?

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  2. Leah11:14 PM, September 09, 2008

    I shan't!! *stamps foot.*

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  3. The Mistress11:40 PM, September 09, 2008

    PEEVISH: Does it matter?

    Mistress MJ tastes delicious either way.

    LEAH: Don't take that attitude with ME, young lady!

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  4. WithinWithout12:26 AM, September 10, 2008

    But you're not wearing the green elf shorts. And you've shaved, so what's the point?

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  5. INNER VOICES12:48 AM, September 10, 2008

    *notices mj trying to make him step out of line, stays in his his seat and thinks of a happy place, starts thinking about armpits.......*

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  6. Jenny1:02 AM, September 10, 2008

    I say whomever is Firsty tonight should do the licken....

    lalalala

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  7. CyberPete1:24 AM, September 10, 2008

    No thanks. I'm not into that.

    Licking those is the pits

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  8. Carnalis2:11 AM, September 10, 2008

    watch out for that cigarette; i sense all is not ash it seems

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  9. eroswings2:20 AM, September 10, 2008

    Confident! Confident!
    Dry and Secure!
    Raise your hand,
    Raise your hand
    If your Sure!

    Isn't this the crazy chick who fired shots at her lover during a lover's tiff? Then played Jane to Tarzan for bit? Should we take this a sign?

    *checks around MJ's place for pistols and chimps*

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  10. Inexplicable DeVice3:21 AM, September 10, 2008

    I would, but, you know... I'm way over here and my tongue won't stretch that far. Besides, I think you've dropped some fag ash in it.

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  11. Tickersoid3:29 AM, September 10, 2008

    Do any of you out there have smelly armpits?

    No...don't put your hands up.

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  12. Barlinnie3:36 AM, September 10, 2008

    I would rather lick stale pish off of a thistle. Just because we usually 'do it' with the lights out, doesn't mean that I cannae feel the course wire like forest that sprouts from under your arms.

    The last time you suggested that you assume the doggy position to keep me happy, I didn't know whether to fuck you or ride you around the garden. All I'm gonnae say is that the hairs under your arms match the stubble on your legs.

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  13. garfer4:18 AM, September 10, 2008

    To be perfectly honest I'd rather lick stamps.

    *stomps off to buy MJ some under arm deodorant*

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  14. Anonymous5:22 AM, September 10, 2008

    I was going to find some clean and nice way to ask, but:

    Do you mind if I wank while I lick it?

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  15. Anonymous7:40 AM, September 10, 2008

    For an oriental theme this lady should wear some olibanum incense with notes of cinnamon and sweet overtones.

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  16. The Mistress8:00 AM, September 10, 2008

    WW: The Elf Shorts are in Denmark at the moment.

    When will we see them in Winnipeg?

    VOICES: Consider it an early birthday present.

    BOXER: Did you notice that Peevish was first on the previous posting too?

    She’s the new one to beat.

    CYBERPOOF: You’re a Pikslikker; not an armpit-licker.

    CARNALIS: Note that the fag is strategically pointed due south for any bad boys who refuse to comply.

    EROS: Yes, ‘tis the lovely Lupe Vélez who was married to Johnny Weissmuller (Tarzan).

    As for the gun, she took a shot at her lover Gary Cooper. Probably because he wouldn’t lick her armpit!

    Let that be a lesson to you.

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  17. The Mistress8:02 AM, September 10, 2008

    IVD: We’ve all seen that pic of your tongue and I’m sure it COULD reach all the way over here.

    TICKERS: Are you trying to cut in on my tongue action by soliciting my readers?

    BOLLIX: Did I shave my legs for this?

    Where has the romance gone?

    GARFY: Go back to your stamp licking if that’s more your thing.

    MAXI: Only if you take photos.

    MAGO: Would the fragrance entice the jade stalk?

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  18. Barlinnie10:35 AM, September 10, 2008

    You know I adore you really. Apart from your flatulence.

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  19. CyberPete11:23 AM, September 10, 2008

    you couldn't be more right

    How about you?

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  20. The Mistress11:33 AM, September 10, 2008

    BOLLIX: When I wear these you’ll be able to kiss my arse with confidence.

    CYBERPOOF: How about me?

    It's all about me, don't you know that by now?

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  21. INNER VOICES11:40 AM, September 10, 2008

    things always come early for me...

    *frowns*

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  22. MommyHeadache11:56 AM, September 10, 2008

    okay but only if you spread marmite on it first

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  23. Barlinnie12:05 PM, September 10, 2008

    Kinky... do they do a crotchless version?

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  24. The Mistress12:07 PM, September 10, 2008

    VOICES: You come early?

    You must visit Miss Mu Tai Dong and purchase a PELOOP!

    EMMA: I’m not splashing out on groceries just for you.

    BYOB…bring your own marmite.

    BOLLIX: A crotchless version?

    You can tear a hole in them with your teeth, if you like.

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  25. Neponset River Bridge Dig12:09 PM, September 10, 2008

    I'll take that enema now.

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  26. formerly fun12:22 PM, September 10, 2008

    You're a dirty birdy.

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  27. LẌ12:25 PM, September 10, 2008

    I'm trying to decide what that shadow puppet you are making on the sofa is. ???

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  28. CyberPete12:28 PM, September 10, 2008

    Really?

    I thought it was all about me

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  29. The Mistress12:43 PM, September 10, 2008

    RICH: You’ll take your enema when I’m good and ready to give it.

    I have other bloggers on my list waiting, you know.

    FF: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    I see by your profile that you’re an esthetician.

    Your services are required here at Infomaniac.

    We have a number of male readers who could use a good back, sack and crack wax.

    XL: Don’t you recognize the fingers of your proctologist when you see them?

    CYBERPOOF: You’re only the queen when you’re on YOUR blog.

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  30. CyberPete12:45 PM, September 10, 2008

    Really?

    I'm pretty disappointed about that.

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  31. INNER VOICES1:24 PM, September 10, 2008

    where does the line start for the zack wax i wonder?

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  32. The Mistress1:36 PM, September 10, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: *thumps CyberPoof over the head with my sceptre*

    VOICES: Oh, the line forms on the right, babe
    Now that Zacky’s back in town.

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  33. INNER VOICES1:51 PM, September 10, 2008

    *waits patiently in line on right, not causing any trouble*

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  34. BEAST1:57 PM, September 10, 2008

    ***shaves tongue in readyness***

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  35. Anonymous1:57 PM, September 10, 2008

    Tastes like chicken.

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  36. The Mistress2:09 PM, September 10, 2008

    BEAST: Is that Ma Beastie’s Chickpea Curry on your breath?

    RANDOM: It’s the other white meat.

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  37. The Mistress2:10 PM, September 10, 2008

    VOICES: You're being such a good boy I didn't notice you there.

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  38. Walker2:29 PM, September 10, 2008

    I want to know where it's been first.

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  39. CyberPete2:33 PM, September 10, 2008

    Meanie!

    *throws Paris Hilton shoes at MJ*

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  40. INNER VOICES2:35 PM, September 10, 2008

    *whistling to self, while no one is paying him any attention*

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  41. The Mistress2:39 PM, September 10, 2008

    WALKER: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    So far, it’s only been exposed to Beast’s hairy tongue.

    So if it tastes of chickpea curry, blame him.

    CYBERPOOF: *throws even tackier Jessica Simpson shoes at CyberPoofter*

    VOICES: While you’re here, did you notice I’ve had a visit from Walker?

    I’m holding you personally responsible if he pees on anything.

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  42. CyberPete3:09 PM, September 10, 2008

    *throws crocs at MJ*

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  43. Heff3:18 PM, September 10, 2008

    Ok, but I like licking Asses better...

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  44. BEAST3:51 PM, September 10, 2008

    Miss MJ have you seen Mr Mutleys post with his first picture detailing the dangers of Ma Beasties curry

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  45. Romeo Morningwood3:57 PM, September 10, 2008

    There's no 'F' in way.

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  46. INNER VOICES4:22 PM, September 10, 2008

    *continues whistling to self and minding own business*

    what? pee? i dont know anything about pee...

    *runs off with wet feet*

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  47. M@5:33 PM, September 10, 2008

    Wonder how she looked twenty years later w/ those cigarettes and those armpits?

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  48. savannah6:12 PM, September 10, 2008

    no.

    xoxoxo

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  49. Manuel7:05 PM, September 10, 2008

    no but I could do with a light.....cant find my lighter.....

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  50. Anonymous9:22 PM, September 10, 2008

    In the deepest valley behind the gates of jade there is a fragrant mouse ... oily ambrosial and abundant.

    A fine scent is never wrong. A drop of perfume where skin comes to skin.

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  51. FirstNations10:28 PM, September 10, 2008

    it smells like parmesan cheese, and i have given up parmesans. wipe a little roquefort under there and....nope, still no improvement. sorry.

    meanwhile, there are drunks out yelling in the field behind my house.

    I blame France.

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  52. The Mistress10:56 PM, September 10, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: That was a low blow.

    HEFF: You prefer licking arses?

    Then you’ll want to stop by on Friday.

    BEAST: Explosive!

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  53. Anonymous10:56 PM, September 10, 2008

    DONNNNN: Do as Mistress MJ say with Canuckistani tongue action!

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  54. The Mistress10:58 PM, September 10, 2008

    VOICES: You’re lucky it’s your birthday tomorrow or I’d discipline you harshly.

    MATT: How does she look years later after all those smokes?

    Probably like this.

    SAVANNAH: I’ll settle for your kisses then.

    MANUEL: I’ll light your fire, you little well done fillet server.

    MAGO: The mouse wants the cheese that Ms. Nations mentioned.

    NATIONS: Don’t make me roll a wheel of fine Canadian cheddar across your border!

    It’s about TIME you got back!

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  55. Anonymous11:35 PM, September 23, 2008

    sure would love to lick !!!

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  56. The Mistress12:50 AM, September 24, 2008

    ARMPIT LICKER: Nice to see you again.

    Glad you enjoyed it!

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