Infomaniac For Beginners

Hearken back to the days when you were once an Infomaniac neophyte.

Do you remember the first day you tread hesitantly onto Infomaniac’s pages?

Or, like Inner Voices, did you blatantly jump in head first, leaving a trail of piss behind you?

In any case, you were all once Infomaniac virgins.

And so we find ourselves today with a pair of virgins to be sacrificed on the altar of Mistress MJ: Walker from Canada and Treespotter from Indonesia.



Our newcomers may well be wondering what portal of doom they’ve entered.

They may be curious as to how to conduct themselves; the proper etiquette befitting an Infomaniac bitch; rules and regulations to follow; policies and procedures; jargon and lingo and hazing rituals and such.

It is your duty as Infomaniac veterans to inform our new readers (and any folk who may be lurking cautiously) as to what to expect here on Infomaniac.

Go on then.

Give our new readers a crash course in
INFOMANIAC FOR BEGINNERS.

Note: New readers and lurkers may jump in at any time with questions or concerns.