Sunday, September 09, 2007

Polka Mass

Shouldn’t you heathens be at Polka Mass?




But wasn’t it America’s Polka King, Frankie Yankovic, who said, “In Heaven There is No Beer!”?

21 comments:

  1. Yay! First!

    I bet Father Perkovich is in league with that Ira North.

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  2. There may not be any beer, but where I am going I sure hope there are cocktails

    and aspirins - ouch!

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  3. IDV: Are you saying Father Perkovich wonders if he were Sister Perkovich? He'd make children's play clothes from drapes and steal a military man from a baroness.

    CP: You'll need those aspirins if you go to where Tom Cruise bar tends.

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  4. IVD: I just want to know if you've been polkaing in The Shorts.

    CYBERMEAT: Isn't it always Happy Hour where you're involved?

    YNF: Don't bother waiting for their reply.

    I think they've both passed out.

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  5. Hello all - just to let you know that Maidinks blog is almost back!

    She can temporarily be found at:

    http://tazzyandpiggy.com/maidink

    Until her domain registrar gets their finger out of their arses.

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  6. Damn. I forgot to link it.

    You'll just have to type it in, lazy cunts.

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  7. For the lazy cunts out there, here’s the temporary link to Maidy’s blog.

    Thanks Piggy and Tazzy.

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  8. Yes, I'm back in a temporary fashion.

    But MJ will always be a cunt (which is said with love).

    *hugs and kisses Tatty and Pithy*

    *pinches CyberPete's ass*

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  9. I've just (extremely belatedly) caught up on the entire Green Elf Shorts Saga. It was a heady rush of shiny green silk and chicken legs that left me agog. Which is why there definitely should be beer in heaven.

    Unfortunately it's going to go to waste on all those Mormons.

    None of that made any sense.

    Goodnight!

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  10. MAIDY: You sweet talker, you.

    T-BIRD: Oh look! It’s someone from IVD’s coven of hags!

    Welcome T-Bird.

    Just imagine. Someday it could be you and your chicken legs in those Shorts.

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  11. i attended every horrific mass permutation on tap (you see what i did there?) during the 70's..folk mass, 'mass-in', 'jewish mass', 'peace mass', 'rock mass'...but none of it prepared me for the horror that is


    POLKA MASS


    please stop, mj. i give.
    i give. uncle. mercy. halp.

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  12. CYBERDRUNK: Lush.

    FN: I can make it worse.

    YODEL MASS.

    *dons lederhosen and fires up the alpenhorns*

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  13. Bagpipe Mass?

    I bet Piggy's had a hand in one of those.

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  14. Yup MJ

    and it's going to make work, tomorrow feel like well I was going to say hell, but I don't think that'll be correct.

    more like being in heaven with the Mongs

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  15. SID: A hand? A trotter, more like.

    Anything windbag-related can be rightly attributed to Piggy.

    CYBERLUSH: Your soul belongs to The Mongs. Surrender.

    FN: Yodel-Ay-Ee-Oooo!!!

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  16. Yay! It's a polka party!

    Where's the beer?

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  17. AWA: At the Church of the Burning Busch.

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  18. I always sit with Yosh and Stan Schmengey.

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  19. HE: Cabbage rolls and coffee mmm, mmm, good!

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