I don’t know about you but I’m exhausted from Friday’s attempt to save our souls.
One size fits all…IVD could probably accommodate a few of these in one go
Thankfully the MongMaster is on vacation and will probably move along to another group of sinners.
I need a day of rest and besides that, you’re all either hung over or away on hols.
So should I resist all worldly temptations and just lie back and relax…
… and listen to the soothing sounds of The Crawford Family?…
Or should I listen to the Devil and go shoe shopping?...
Yippee! I'm first! Now, off to bed!
ReplyDeleteand I'm second and also off to bed. Hmmmmmmm - wonder if awa is already there?....
ReplyDeleteThe Crawford Family - what to say??
Don't know where you find this shit, but sure am glad you find it MJ. I'm still looking for the Rev with the album about getting his bones lubed...
Do Jesus and Santa take turns watching me? I'm thinking of charging them for the show...
ReplyDeleteAWA: Mind there’s not a big Canuck in your bed. (see below)
ReplyDeleteNWT: If you want to discuss bone lubrication with Awa, please get your own blog.
YNF: They alternate with Ceiling Cat!
Judging by that Crawford lot - *Heaven's Choo Choo* is on it's way to hell.
ReplyDeleteEither that or Jimmy Choo's - let's jump on and get shopping.
I still prefer Manolos to the Choos but if they rids me of the Mongs I'm game
ReplyDeleteStupid Canuck.
ReplyDeleteAMEN MAIDY!
ReplyDeleteActually, my bookcase is quite full. I can probably only fit two of those books in.
ReplyDeleteYou can't have meant anything else, can you MJ?
What's all this then about your Blog being upgraded to demonic and degrading from the Pharisees? FN is so jealous.
ReplyDeleteFrankly I see a lot of guilt oozing out of these recent postings and feel a conversion coming on.
Listen to the lyrics of Nat King Cole...
"now listen, mj...
Straighten up and fly right,
Straighten up and stay right
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, mama, don’t you blow your top.
Ain’t no use in divin’,
What’s the use in jivin’?
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, mama, don’t you blow your top."
KAZ: We can’t all afford Jimmy Choos like those of you on science teachers’ pensions, you know.
ReplyDeleteCYBERSLUT & MAIDY: Both of you can take your big Cinderella’s ugly step-sisters’ shoes out the door.
IVD: There’s always room for one more well-thumbed tome on your “bookcase.”
Anyway, I thought you were dead!
HE: FN is completely PMS-ing over The Mongs paying me too much attention.
You’ve left this part of the “Straighten Up and Fly Right” lyrics out…
“The buzzard tried to throw the monkey off his back.”
Are you suggesting I have a drug problem?
At least Maidy and I don't wear Crocs
ReplyDeleteunlike you slag
CYBERSLUT: Had you read my posting, A Pox on Crocs! you would see where I stand on Crocs.
ReplyDeleteNow lace up your big boy shoes and get on your bike.
Who would have thought
ReplyDeleteMJ has some taste
The burning of the Crocs bit was pretty kool although my question is, did they buy them? Because if they bought them they would be part of the success of the Crocs and that is bad
very bad
Forget crocs I wear docs - just joking about the Jimmy Choos.
ReplyDeleteYay! 16th I'm off to bed to watch.
ReplyDeleteWell I doubt I'll be seeing you lot in heaven thank fuck.
That guy in the Satan In High Heels ain't lookin' at her shoes!
ReplyDeleteBesides Satan is a boy devil, sheesh. I suppose he could do some shape shifting.
Is that guy going to give her a lap dance or what?
He already has one leg up and one hand in his pocket. Is that Lois Lane? NO it's Wonder Woman.
That first pic is photoshopped. there's no way that sign is legit -- catholics don't have a sense of humor. (it's removed by a priest in an amputation ceremony that takes place 8 days after birth.)
ReplyDeleteI wear crocs, Jimmy Choos and Doc Martins. all at the same time. and a belt comprised of severed heads. and i'm standing on a blue guy with my tongue sticking out.
ReplyDeleteAND I STILL DON'T RATE A HATE BLOG*! CURSE YOU MJ! CURSECURSECURSE! WOO WOO WOO! INDIAN SHOE CURSES ON YOU!
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*not even a bullshit one.
CYBERSLAG: I figure the Crocs-burners spotted someone wearing Crocs on the street, knocked ‘em down, and took the shoes right off them then and there and burnt them.
ReplyDeleteIt was a fashion crime punishable by law.
KAZ: But if you win the lottery, will you choose Choos?
KNUDSEN: Would you like one of us to tuck you in and read you a bedtime story?
HE: The guy with his hand in his pocket is just fumbling around for loose change.
At least that’s what men have always told me when they’re doing that.
CB: Oh but Catholics DO have a sense of humour! Listen up…
Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"
The second one replies "Must be the cobbles."
FN: AND you have tomato blight! Ha!
JESUS WATCHES ME MASTURBATE!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat makes 2 including Tatas!
I'm gonna have to start charging!
CONNIE: I'll bet Tatas DOES pay.
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