The deadline to win The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition rapidly approaches. Enter by midday Greenwich Mean Time on Sunday, September 23rd. You could be the lucky winner!
Let’s take a peek at IVD in his usual street attire so that we may all recall what he looked like before The Shorts came into his possession…
Photo via Tazzy and Piggy
Since donning The Shorts, IVD’s gone through quite a transformation as seen here in this collection of photographs by SID…
By the time the compo is over…
After being force-fed potatoes by SID…
As you can see, these Shorts desperately need a good home.
Only YOU can stop the abuse. Only YOU can stop the stainage.
Free The Shorts.
Do the right thing and enter the compo here.
Ugh I was eating
ReplyDeleteDid you have to?
*shudders
What were you eating, CyberCindy? Cock?
ReplyDeletewouldn't you like to know
ReplyDeletedirty boy
I'm sure a good spanking is in order
Carry on, you two.
ReplyDeleteDon't mind me.
MJ - I just noticed you've nicked a pic from us!
ReplyDeleteWe quite clearly state "Do not use our images without prior permission"
*phones copyright police*
CyberCindy - Ooooh! You dirty minx!
Think they both need a room lol
ReplyDeleteThere's plenty of room in CyberCindy.
ReplyDeleteNot quite as much as there is in MJ though.
*ignores everyone only to ask...*
ReplyDeleteIs anyone else as shocked as I am that Tatas can write poetry?
That anonymous poem caption at IVD's Shorts compo is hers!
I'm more surprised that she can speak, type and move.
ReplyDeleteHow the fuck did Connie manage to attract something that wasn't inanimate?
PIGGY: I'm convinced that Tatas is actually a puppet and Connie has his hand up her arse making her mouth move and her mitts type.
ReplyDeleteNah. Connies the one that likes a hand up his arse.
ReplyDeleteHe is not the only one is he Piggy
ReplyDeleteYou've had more hands up your arse than Lamb Chop
That B&W foto of IDV, I didn't know he was a pin up model!
ReplyDeletePIGGY: Says the puppeteer.
ReplyDeleteCYBERCINDY: *tee hee*
YNF: IVD’s a model for LadyLike magazine.
*shoves a carrot up CyberCindy's arse*
ReplyDelete*that made no difference, so shoves a sackful up CyberCindy's arse*
I'll have you all know that I have NEVER had a hand up my arse!
Cheeky cunts.
PIGGY: Our mistake.
ReplyDeleteNot a hand.
A FIST.
*tee hee*
ReplyDeleteYou beat me to it MJ
Holy crap! They're not Ladies, they're monsters! I'm far too realistic to be one of those models.
ReplyDelete* ahem *
Now what's all this about fisting?
CYBERHOOR: Yes, you heard me right.
ReplyDeleteOld Knudsen left a comment in "Danish Pastry" calling you Cyberhoor and I like it.
IVD: You're no lady either by the look of that micro mini.
Not a lady, or a laydee.
ReplyDeleteA ladyboy is a more apt description of our fave witch.
Not a very convincing one though, unfortunately.
...wait...go back to the fisting part. who's fisting? what fist? carrots? butts? tazzy's hairy buns glistening with sweat as he models his collection of thong underpants?
ReplyDeleteI'm going out for the evening.
ReplyDeleteWould someone please answer all incoming questions including the one above?
Not me MJ
ReplyDeleteI'm off to bed
Piggy and Tazzy don't get any funny ideas
FN - IVD is fisting. It's his favourite pastime.
ReplyDeleteOther than dressing up in wimmins clothes.
And crusty knickers.
*doesn't get funny ideas*
ReplyDeletemay i have funny ideas?
ReplyDelete*picturing the sun rising through the downy curls adorning tazzys perfectly sculpted hine*
LMFAO
ReplyDeleteBastards!
Poem? me? it's so easy to copy and paste lol
I'm no fucking lady or puppet and if i was it wouldn't be Cons hand up my arse either.
T&P I'm his prison guard
Imagines Tatas slipping on a leather glove like the 'Freak' used to do in 'Prisoner, Cell Block H'.
ReplyDeleteOoooh Tatas do you look like her?
I bet Connies terrified!
Lmao i used to watch that when Con was on nights.
ReplyDeleteDo i like her? I don't fucking think so some how.
Connie is always terrified.
Mwuahahahahahahahahah
Ok, you lazy worthless Canuck - it's IVD thats having the compo, so stop using it as an excuse to post fuck all this weekend!
ReplyDeletebjyvd
Come on then, you lazy bitch. We're waiting.
ReplyDeleteEven the fucking Smunt's have posted. Even if it was a shite post.
*still picturing the sun rising through the silken down on tazzys bumfuzzle*
ReplyDelete...well I am.
ReplyDeleteOh keep your shorts on.
ReplyDeleteFN - I see it every morning.
ReplyDelete