Thursday, September 27, 2007

Caption This!

25 comments:

  1. Ohhh, I better not...the beer is kicking in.

    Heehee!

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  2. Now for the ripeness test.

    All it needs now is some muff butter.

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  3. If I rub it hard enough in this heat, it just might pop!

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  4. ah, this one looks about the right size!

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  5. Children of the Corn VIII: The Beginning

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  6. Though husband, George, had been killed in an accident involving a combine 2 summers ago, Mildred always remembered him fondly, especially at harvest time.

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  7. Dorothy tells the Scarecrow: You don't need a brain if you got this!

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  8. He loves me...
    He loves me not...
    He loves me...
    He loves me not...

    He'll shag me...
    He'll shag me not...
    He'll shag me...

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  9. "Hey, look at me, I'm standing here holding a large ear of corn."

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  10. You bitches are on a roll this morning!

    Note to the prolific Eroswings: There are no Shorts to be won with this one.

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  11. How about a bottle of the good stuff nestled so preciously on your precious? ;)

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  12. MJ,the Jolly Green Giant's, Ho Ho Ho,delights in his birthday gift to her.

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  13. Yay, internet connection's back!!!

    Oh, and I have been on courses so no 'net access there either.

    MJ was glad she'd found an ear big enough for her cornhole.

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  14. Suddenly, with the arrival of SID and Connie, the captions took on a downward spiral.

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  15. MJ didn't know which was more exciting,the phallic corn cob or the black candle inserted up her arse.


    Yup...look closely!

    Your turn Connie..

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  16. I'm sure you are Piggy,what with all the things you win...

    i.e. Nothing.


    Whinging cunts

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  17. *agrees with SID about whinging cunts Piggy and Tazzy*

    *inserts candle and cob up SID's ample arse to see which excites HIM most*

    *returns to my sickbed but will check in later to be cheered up by the bon mots left behind by those of you who DO enjoy captioning*

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  18. "Candice examined the corn cob for ripeness, also keeping a close watch for any pests, never once considering the possibility of using the foodstuff as a sexual tool. Candice was a very genteel woman. Shortly after this picture was taken, Candice was fucked senseless by a travelling salesman. While still in the afterglow of her passions, Candice went back outside to cool off, never seeing the harvester. It was a most bloody death."

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  20. " Damn," marvelled Marcia " maybe all Bill needs is more nitrogen..."

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  21. Are you sick MJ??

    *stifles giggle*


    I just realised what a stupid question that was.

    *Hugs*

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  22. RIMSHOT: I believe you've created a new genre of fiction.

    FN: I can always rely on you to add the agricultural component.

    If only you could have cured Frobi's blight.

    SID: I've rallied 'round thanks to reading all these funny captions (except Piggy's).

    BITCHES: Thanks to all of you who participated thus far today (except Piggy).

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  23. Johnson & Johnson introduce new family sized cotton buds.

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  24. ISTVANSKI: Welcome!

    I recognize you from round at Geoff's, Betty's and Billy's, amongst others.

    Come again.

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