Yay! First!You had friends?
But where are his shoes?
PIGGY: I'd heard a rumour that you popped your clogs after an asphyxiation sex game with Smunty went wrong.So all my friends aren't dead after all.KAZ: The footless organist from Wednesday's posting stole them out of spite.
Did they at least leave you anything in their will?
EROSWINGS: A collection of novelty roach clips.
All of my friends are on their backsBut they're no bunch of laziesAnd no-one goes near their mouldy cracksCos they're all pushing up daisies.
That's so depressing
GEOFF: Daisies? They weren't a bunch of soppiesThey're pushing up rows of opium poppiesCYBERPOOPYPANTS: Come back Saturday when the mood will be decidedly more celebratory.*sniggers knowingly*
ring ring! pick up the clue phone freddie; they laughed themselves to death when they got a load of those shoes.
Oh noplease noMJ I'm begging younodon't do itwhatever it is
That's a rather fucked up title for an album.
FN: Did he dare to wear white after Labour Day?CYBERPOOF: How many candles this year?MAIDY: Well if it isn't Lady Muck finally come to pay us a visit.
Too many to count, yet not enough to be depressed
MJ ~ Oh fuck off. I'm actually WORKING!!! Fucking bastards at my job think I have to EARN my pay.
CYBERPEE: Is anything drooping yet?MAIDY: I hope you didn't fall off the pole at work today.
Lucky friends!
SID: Cheeky bastard.
NoBut thanks for asking
cold.
Yay! First!
ReplyDeleteYou had friends?
But where are his shoes?
ReplyDeletePIGGY: I'd heard a rumour that you popped your clogs after an asphyxiation sex game with Smunty went wrong.
ReplyDeleteSo all my friends aren't dead after all.
KAZ: The footless organist from Wednesday's posting stole them out of spite.
Did they at least leave you anything in their will?
ReplyDeleteEROSWINGS: A collection of novelty roach clips.
ReplyDeleteAll of my friends are on their backs
ReplyDeleteBut they're no bunch of lazies
And no-one goes near their mouldy cracks
Cos they're all pushing up daisies.
That's so depressing
ReplyDeleteGEOFF: Daisies? They weren't a bunch of soppies
ReplyDeleteThey're pushing up rows of opium poppies
CYBERPOOPYPANTS: Come back Saturday when the mood will be decidedly more celebratory.
*sniggers knowingly*
ring ring! pick up the clue phone freddie; they laughed themselves to death when they got a load of those shoes.
ReplyDeleteOh no
ReplyDeleteplease no
MJ I'm begging you
no
don't do it
whatever it is
That's a rather fucked up title for an album.
ReplyDeleteFN: Did he dare to wear white after Labour Day?
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: How many candles this year?
MAIDY: Well if it isn't Lady Muck finally come to pay us a visit.
Too many to count, yet not enough to be depressed
ReplyDeleteMJ ~ Oh fuck off. I'm actually WORKING!!! Fucking bastards at my job think I have to EARN my pay.
ReplyDeleteCYBERPEE: Is anything drooping yet?
ReplyDeleteMAIDY: I hope you didn't fall off the pole at work today.
Lucky friends!
ReplyDeleteSID: Cheeky bastard.
ReplyDeleteNo
ReplyDeleteBut thanks for asking
cold.
ReplyDelete