If I were a woman... Oh hell, what the fuck? I am a woman, NM.
Yanno, I thought about you the other day MJ while I was watching some fucked up show on the Tele and they did a spiff on a nudist church that made me think.. Heh, I wonder if that is where dear old sweet MJ goes to do her devotionals.
Of course I then realized who I was thinking about and figured this would be the ONLY kind of church you would attend.. LOL
For a second there, I thought that was Eleanor Roosevelt in a power suit. But if I were a woman, I'd be the sluttiest lesbian around! Ladies, sleepover at my house! I'll be disease and panties free, you must be, too ;)
I would be the most under- AND overdressed woman at work in the fiercest Manolos
ReplyDeleteI've given this way too much thought haven't I?
crap
What about you MJ? If you were a woman?
Ira North is right!
ReplyDeleteI am a 'woman' and the north'r the clitoris the further away from the anus...(that's what m'boy's say any-how...)
I didn't realise the republican army had a trans gender agender.
ReplyDelete...he/she still wouldn't get a shag.
ReplyDeleteWords fail me ... like my blog is right now.
ReplyDeleteif I were a woman . . . I'd go shoplifting and blame it all on the PMT
ReplyDeleteHe'd look just like the lesbian who bought me a drink the other night.
ReplyDelete*kicks Maidy up the arse for her impatience*
ReplyDelete*then reminds her we're waiting for her to respond to our email*
*coughs*
Good gods! If he were a woman, he'd be Ena Sharples!
ReplyDeleteIf I were a woman... Oh hell, what the fuck? I am a woman, NM.
ReplyDeleteYanno, I thought about you the other day MJ while I was watching some fucked up show on the Tele and they did a spiff on a nudist church that made me think.. Heh, I wonder if that is where dear old sweet MJ goes to do her devotionals.
Of course I then realized who I was thinking about and figured this would be the ONLY kind of church you would attend.. LOL
IRA North? if ya can't beat the British release an album.
ReplyDeleteGod save the *Queen*
*not the queens on this blog*
BITCHES: Please assist me in removing CyberPete’s Manolos off his size 13s and shoving them sideways up his mansnatch until he admits I am woman.
ReplyDeleteWhatever you say dear ;)
ReplyDeleteFor a second there, I thought that was Eleanor Roosevelt in a power suit. But if I were a woman, I'd be the sluttiest lesbian around! Ladies, sleepover at my house! I'll be disease and panties free, you must be, too ;)
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Ha Ha..
ReplyDeletehe would still be fat, drunk, and stupid...
and that's no way to go through Life.