Tuesday, September 25, 2007

The Latest Winner of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts

Inexplicable DeVice (IVD) has finally wrapped up The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition.

The winner of the latest Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition is Eroswings (formerly known as YNF…and now, thanks to SID, Eroswings is also known as EuroSwinger) for this poetic caption…

IDV thighs,
IDV thighs,
Every morning you greet me.
Long and White,
Smooth and Bright,
You look horny to meet me.

Blossom among Hoes
May you Bloom and Glow
Bloom and Glow forever

IDV thighs
IDV thighs
Be STD free forever

Now, of course, being the nosey buggers that we are, we want to know all about you, EuroSwinger. Where do you live? What city? What country? We need to know where The Shorts are headed to next. And if they’re going to a good home. Besides, I need the info to update The Definitive History of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts.

AND … all new male readers MUST email me a pic of their bare arse. (Click here to see other Infomaniac readers’ bare arses.) Snap to it, EuroSwinger.

Read all about the grueling final selection for a Shorts winner here on IVD’s blog.

Congratulations, Eroswings EuroSwinger! Wear The Shorts proudly!


  1. Poor, poor YNF

    You have my sympathy and of course congratulations on this dubious honour

    as for MJ - I have been away for a bit so I thought I'd give a shout out to you bitch, I love you

  2. Absolutely IDV

    care for a champagne cocktail?

  3. OOh I was first this morning but it isn't there!
    Must have pressed the wrong button ...I simply asked WHO??

    I suppose it'll stop too much interbreeding.

  4. CYBERBOY: Until you’ve worked out your unresolved mommy issues, you may continue to suckle at my breast.

    IVD: It appears we have our answer now.

    KAZ: It was all getting rather incestuous, wasn’t it?

    I hope you enjoyed your birthday regardless of not getting The Shorts as your pressie.

  5. MJ, I'm shall send over a picture of George Bush, as he is unfortunately, my ass of a President...I shall also include a pic of his partner, Dick, who likes to shoot on people's faces.

  6. EuroSwinger-BingoWings: I want a photo of your arse.

    Not pics of bush. Which is what Tatas keeps emailing me.

    And congratulations once again. Those are big Shorts to fill. Especially since SID's stretched the waistband all to hell.

  7. Eww MJ, you burped CyberPoo too much. He spat up all down your back.

  8. Yes. I stretched them so MJ could get them to cover her neck.

    Still didn't work though.

  9. Why not SID? Weren't they long enough?

  10. what exactly is it that isn't long enough Piggy


  11. IVD: Luckily, I'm wearing my rubber catsuit.

    SID, PIGGY & CYBERPOO: To cover my hickeys.

  12. A Yank with 3 posts each containing a YouTube what is the world cuming to? so is the competition over then ? cos it really slows the smut doon.

  13. KNUDSEN: He's lowered his chances of getting into the Knudsen Nation with those YouTubes, that's for sure.

    Yeah, the compo's over. Smut to return soon.

  14. Hey, those look like my wife's legs!!

  15. RICH: Perhaps your wife would like some self-bronzer for Christmas.