Friday, December 29, 2006

Things Not To Say During Sex




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16 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:03 AM, December 29, 2006

    Yay! First again!

    I think I've said almost all of them.

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  2. Anonymous12:31 PM, December 29, 2006

    I have never said nor been told any of these.

    I'm a good girl.

    heehee

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  3. Pamer12:33 PM, December 29, 2006

    "On second thought, maybe I AM gay"

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  4. The Mistress1:08 PM, December 29, 2006

    Piggy: Especially the first one, right? Which reminds me, when are you bringing back the Bristol Stool Scale?

    Maidy: Was that one of your longer relationships?

    Awa: Back to your pack of lies, I see. Like in the previous posting.

    Pamer: Piggy has said THAT one too.

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  5. D. Prince1:38 PM, December 29, 2006

    These are so funny MJ.
    I love them all!

    Maybe I'll try and spice things up with the hubby by trying a few.

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  6. The Mistress2:35 PM, December 29, 2006

    DP: *listens for the ka-thunk as DP is thrown out of bed*

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  7. S.I.D.3:16 PM, December 29, 2006

    And Tazzy is still with Piggy???

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  8. Spikey14:58 PM, December 29, 2006

    I dont get it???

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  9. The Mistress5:23 PM, December 29, 2006

    SID: Oh come now. Surely we've all fallen under Piggy's spell by now.
    *vomits*

    Maidy: Cunt.

    Spikey1: Tell you what. Try repeating any of those lines to your wife tonight and then get back to us.

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  10. Anonymous5:33 PM, December 29, 2006

    * Oh sorry, I thought it was your finger.
    * So, was OJ guilty or not?
    * Oh good! I like it unwashed.
    * I need to call you MJ. Is that okay?
    * Your mouth tastes of poo.
    * I'm missing Gilligan's Island for this.
    * What did I say my name was?
    * Have you tried those celebrity butt plugs?

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  11. Anonymous5:37 PM, December 29, 2006

    SID - I said them all to the cunt before Tazzy.

    I'd really love SID to tell them, one each night for the next week, to SB and see how long he can go without being decanted to the garage.

    And am I the only one who's noticed that Maidy is getting much bolder since the surge in her hormones? Amazing what a little parasite can do to a woman.

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  12. Anonymous5:40 PM, December 29, 2006

    We're having major problems reading/submitting comments on Blogger blogs this past couple of days too (just in case anyone wondered why theres been so few comments from us lately).

    Fucking pain in the arse.

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  13. Spikey17:47 PM, December 29, 2006

    Tonight??? Dont think so... if I remember in June 2007 I will get back to ya!

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  14. FirstNations8:00 PM, December 29, 2006

    " Wow! You moan just like your mom when SHE comes!"

    well you do.

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  15. Spikey110:07 PM, December 29, 2006

    I checked.. she is double booked then but says she can squeeze me in!

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  16. The Mistress10:34 PM, December 29, 2006

    Kapitano:"I need to call you MJ. Is that okay?"

    Nice one.

    Piggy: Maidy has always been a class A bitch. And I wouldn't have her any other way.

    FN: Hope you didn't really hear THAT one!

    Maidy: How did you know I'd been hitting the sauce?

    Spikey: Turn on that Canuck charm. Only half a year to go!

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