But now, let’s look over the previous week or so of your posts and see what you lot have been up to.
Steve models the Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts (Click on pic to make his bits bigger)
Steve & Carly: Steve surrenders the much coveted Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts to MJ. I WON THE FREAKIN’ GREEN ELF SHORTS! I WON THE FREAKIN’ GREEN ELF SHORTS! Thanks Steve, you southern slut, you. The reality hasn’t set in yet. I’m still shocked and stunned by the honour. Not to mention the upcoming humiliation of modeling the shorts on my blog. If you want to see my winning “poetic” entry entitled “A Fag Hag’s Christmas,” click here and scroll way down. Read everybody else’s entries too.
Tazzy and Piggy and their copyrighted mugs
Piggy and Tazzy: Changed their blog template AGAIN. And as of the late hour I posted this, the template is completely fucked. Have it fixed by morning! Quit messing with a good thing you twats! You get on my last good nerve. In other news, they went to Tazzy’s Chrimbo party. Posted pics of party which are impossible to Photoshop as “copyright” is scrawled across everyone’s face. In fact, the only useful thing those northern poofs did last week was to introduce us to new blogger Little Amie.
Midget Arse: Went to her Chrimbo party with Pig and Taz but couldn’t be bothered to post pics or fill us in on the gossip. Probably still hungover.
SID: SID’s piece of crap computer finally conked out. After much downloading of porn, the fecking hunk of junk exploded. We won’t be hearing from that Oirish bastard for a while ‘til his computer is back from the shop. Enjoy the peace until he returns.
Awaiting: Her kids had explosive diarrhea. And her husband’s cousin keeps calling from prison … on a CELL PHONE!
Maidink’s alter ego
Maidink: Got ultra high speed Internet and decided she’s a genius. I say we take a vote on that.
Tickers: Had yet another sexual identity crisis and is now signing his emails “Tickersoid the poof.”
Frobisher: Frobi appeared in this month’s “Best of British” as Playmate of the Month… hot ‘n’ hung hunks in the UK! Take it off Frobi!
Chris Evans
Kaz: Got pissed off at BBC Radio “personality” Chris Evans.
First Nations: Conducted a pictorial tour of her spare bedroom and her husband’s garage.
Homo Escapeons: Police shootout on his street in Winterpeg. Yes, guns in Canada!
Within Without: Displayed his footwear collection, including the Perry Como lounging slippers.
And finally, apologies to those who aren’t covered in this week’s installment of “Blogging Roundup.” As usual, I was overcome by laziness and a bottle of Irish whiskey. Tune in next week at this time for another installment of “Blogging Roundup.”
I WON THE FREAKIN’ GREEN ELF SHORTS!!!
Yayyyyy! You won!!!!
ReplyDeleteNow...really, I am off to bed now.
Or off to clean the toilet.
Oh well....I'm off!
And take that! I'm first!
Ah what a week.
ReplyDeleteHah! now we get to see your legs!
Awaiting: You have your work cut out for you after that incident. Ah, the glamorous life of a Mississippi mama.
ReplyDeleteFrobi: Don't laugh. You could be the next recipient/victim of the Elf Shorts!
Maidink: I should never have hit the 'submit' button on Steve's blog.
ReplyDeleteIs there a thread hidden amongst these random events..some sort of DaVinciesque Code that answers once and for all the Nature of Man and his purpose in the Universe?
ReplyDeleteWill you tell us
'what it's all about?'
Yours truly,
Alfie.
Ah you guys lead such interesting lives, I'm jealous. I haven't been up to much besides sucking my thumb and making pretty underpants for all the men on my Xmas list.
ReplyDeleteLove this idea MJ! Can I steal it?
Wow - I see Frobi in a new light now.
ReplyDeleteThey say there's no such thing as bad publicity. So Chris Evans will be delighted.
Oh and take care of that last nerve!
HE: My purpose here is simply to report. You figure it out and get back to us.
ReplyDeletePru: Take the idea and run with it!
Kaz: I await the Frobi centrefold showing him in just an apron mixing his Dorset apple cake.
How does one qualify for the green elf shorts then? Do they get posted?
ReplyDeleteAm I gay or just good with colours?
I'm extremely honoured to squeeze onto your roundup roll, but am offended you never posted the pic of my cut nose.
ReplyDeleteI do congratulate you on winning the green elf shorts, though
thank you MJ for the mention there is no all the info from the party on my blog
ReplyDeleteMidget - can you say that again in intelligible English? ...'no all the info'
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming you meant 'now', you thick cunt.
Anyway (fave word), I'm sure I commented here earlier, but Blogger ate it, the fucking thing.
Now I can't remember what I said.
I think it was something about MJ 'modelling' the Freaking Green Elf Shorts with the new addition of an open crotch.
*vomits at thought*
Tickers: The person who wins the Elf Shorts has to post a stupid or filthy pic of themselves wearing the shorts on their blog. Then, that person asks all you other bloggers to submit a caption for the pic. Whoever has the best caption wins the shorts. And so the shorts are sent on to the lucky winner who, in turn, must post a pic of themselves wearing the shorts on their own blog.
ReplyDeleteSo at some point in the new year, I'll post a pic of myself wearing the Elf Shorts. I'll leave the pic up on my blog for a week or so. That will give you plenty of time to post a winning caption and be the next lucky recipient/victim of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!
WW: Thanks for your congrats. The cut nose photo was too graphic for our more sensitive readers.
Midget Arse: Well you've certainly made up for the hangover with your latest posting! Excellent gossip. Who are your informers?
Piggy: Thank you for your most excellent suggestion of a crotchless panty pose. I'll do you proud. And I'll call it "Canadian Beaver."
*chucks up remaining contents of stomach*
ReplyDeletePiggy: And I'll send you a poster of the pose, suitable for mounting on your wall.
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