Saturday, December 02, 2006

Ask Ms. Dewey



Ask Ms. Dewey anything.
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12 comments:

  1. Divian1:34 AM, December 02, 2006

    Dang, she sho' is a cutey.

    Won't be taking no advice from her.

    We all know pretty folks can't think straight.

    Wait....that cancels me out then...

    *wanders aimlessly*

    And dang it MJ--why you still up!!??

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  2. Anonymous4:25 AM, December 02, 2006

    1) Yes, very attractive, but in order to compete with the even more alluring Evadne Google, she would probably have to appear naked. That would have answered 4 out of my first 5 questions anyway.
    2) The dumb tart tried to tell me that my favourite colour was "yellow". As if!
    3) The first woman I have ever met with a mute button. That could catch on.

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  3. Geoff6:48 AM, December 02, 2006

    I told her to fuck off.

    She said, "Pretty funny, you must be a comedian" then told me the joke about the horse that walks into a bar and the barman asks him "Why the long face?"

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  4. The Mistress8:03 AM, December 02, 2006

    Awaiting: Infomaniac never sleeps.

    Vicus: It's been suggested that yours truly get an "off" switch attached to her body. Same thing as "mute."

    Geoff: Maybe that was a reference to Camilla just for British visitors.

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  5. Romeo Morningwood9:21 AM, December 02, 2006

    Amazing..truly humbling.
    She has fantastic expressions..love it.is she a real comedienne?
    If I had their techie vision of cyberspace I'd burn mine.
    Made me realise how much of cyberspace is completely and utterly wasted by us.

    ..and she said that she didn't know Monica Belucci's phone number and that it is very hard to find someone to love me...beeyotch!

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  6. The Mistress12:02 PM, December 02, 2006

    HE: You never know... Monica may be asking Ms. Dewey, at this very moment, for your phone number.

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  7. Prunella Jones12:06 PM, December 02, 2006

    Well I asked her if Kevin Federline would ever impregnate me and she evaded the question. Bitch! she just wants him for herself!

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  8. The Mistress12:16 PM, December 02, 2006

    Pru: You might wanna try Justin's stud service instead.

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  9. Pamer3:14 PM, December 02, 2006

    apparently I will never...ever... look good in a kilt

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  10. Pamer3:28 PM, December 02, 2006

    ask her "why are you such a bitch?" it's pretty funny

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  11. S.I.D.9:57 PM, December 02, 2006

    I asked her How do I peel a potato?

    She said she did once with her three friends??

    Sounds good enough to me.

    Brought to you by akeogh!

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  12. The Mistress1:59 AM, December 03, 2006

    Pamer: Get a second opinion on that kilt.

    SID: Try not to get over-excited watching this revolutionary new Japanese potato peeling technique on video.

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