Are you a compulsive masturbator?
Channel Four is looking for men of all ages who are suffering from compulsive masturbation and would like to seek help.
The programme will be a frank and open account of two men's attempts to kick the habit. It will involve a week of filming, possibly in the US.
One of the participants in the new show - who says he masturbates 20 times a day - has already been cast, but the producer is seeking a second male for the programme.
Interested? Apply here.
20 times a day - I think I must be getting old!
ReplyDelete20 times a day????
ReplyDeleteI thought I was bad.
Ahem.
I tried to call, but my hand kept shaking.
ReplyDeleteNow these seem like perfect candidates to become rapists. 20 times a day, sex is on the brain...might get caught up.
ReplyDeleteThey will put anything on tv.
Do they have a category for senior citizens? If so I might fly over and join in the festivities. Then again, I might not! Thanks for bringing it to our attention though...I think!
ReplyDeletewhen they do the american version i'll give them my ex-husbands address and they can send over a TRUCK. jesus, he's like a goddamn spider monkey.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't they just get the entry list from the UK Wank-a-thon you blogged about the other day?
ReplyDeleteYou could act as their agent and bring them together, hand in hand.
I see a disturbing trend forming over here. Where do you find this stuff???
ReplyDeleteBoy Butter hee hee hee.
I see that no one has cum forward to apply for this position. (Except possibly HOG who is pretty much up for anything. That's the spirit!)
ReplyDeleteWW makes a good point in asking for the Wank-a-thon list as the two are, actually, connected. It's all part of "Wank Week" on channel 4. So both the Wank-a-thon that I posted about previously AND this compulsive wankers programme will both be broadcast by Channel 4.
Note to HE: I do not find the stuff. The stuff finds me.
Are you sure this isn't a big ruse that you, Piggy, Tazzy and maybe Awaiting are springing on us all?
ReplyDeleteIsn't this, ahem, right up their ally?
WW: Google "wank week" and see for yourself.
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