Saturday, July 22, 2006

Buddy Cole Discusses Vice

Canada’s favourite faggot discusses vice.

Let’s face it. People will always need to get high, yes? And that goes double for faggots. If we made the rules, pot wouldn’t be illegal… hockey would.


15 comments:

  1. Dear fucking gawd.

    That's exactly the kind of poof I hate.

    Sometimes I think I'm the only poof left on the planet that doesn't do drugs.

    Apart from Tazzy.

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  2. l amost said there were a lot of straight gays i know but that would have caused a space/time antimatter implosion.
    unadulterated? no.
    pure? no.
    straightedge? no, theres the 's's word again...
    boring?
    dingdingdingdingdingding!

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  3. Hmm. I hear that fucking 'straight acting' phrase all the time.

    It annoys the fuck out of me.

    Straight acting? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Is it that they want to go out and shag girls then? Or just pretend to?

    Fuckwits.

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  4. Quelle controverse! I posted this for a couple of Canadian Buddy Cole-loving poofter pals and look at the can of worms I've opened.
    *suggests Piggy start taking drugs beginning with a valium*
    *goes back to work*

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  5. Well, allow me to say dear piggy, you are not gay. You are in denial! You want me and you want me badly.

    Wait...hold up...

    I take all that back.

    You are gay.

    You want to BE me. Yeah, that's what I meant.

    *Rubs forehead from prior keyboard incident*

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  6. Btw, MJ, I thought that was funny. What's the name of the show?

    And being that I am indeed bored shitless, how about recommending some good Canadian shows?

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  7. Awaiting: Buddy Cole was a regular character on a sketch comedy show called The Kids in the Hall.

    2 good Canadian TV shows are:

    1) Hatching, Matching and Dispatching about a Newfoundland family who own a combination ambulance, wedding and funeral business. I'd link to the website but the video clips they've chosen don't do the show justice.

    2) Trailer Park Boys is a TV show about a group of ex-cons who live in an East Coast trailer park.

    One of the best sketch comedies ever on Canadian TV was SCTV. They still run old episodes on a cable channel.

    I don't know if any of the above are available on US TV but I'll see if I can find clips for you at some point.

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  8. I thought I recognized him. I was a Kids in the Hall addict about ... oh ... 15 years ago.

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  9. Maidink: They have a loyal following to this day.

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  10. Buddy was awesome. I remember thinking how far ahead of the curve this was at the time, wasn't this in the full Reagan/Mulroney era?
    I also remember thinking that it was hilarious and it was OK to laugh with Buddy.

    It didn't even stir any protest marchs or Intelligent Design legislation. Most of us Canucks just laughed and went eh whatever....
    are we really this OK?
    I guess so.

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  11. HE: The Kids in the Hall aired from 1989-1994 so yes, that would take in the "M" era. I can't utter his full name. Let's just call him "The Chin."

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  12. Thanks, MJ. I heard of the Kids in the Hall...used to come on down here. Probably on satellite.

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  13. hey, woo, dang, i didn't mean straight acting. or did buddy say it and i missed it because i didnt hear it BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A SOUNDCARD?? but i mean straight as in 'doesn't take drugs' not as in
    'acts like a real estate salesperson'. god, am i that old? thats what it meant when i was coming up...it didnt mean 'not gay'
    until the later 70's. see, next time, ill just...
    nah, ill just put my foot in it again.

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  14. I loves me the shit out of some Buddy Cole!

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  15. I knew I was being talked about, Come read me at my new blog called ewe at mrbuddycole.blogspot.com See you there. Buddy Cole

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