Join me again on Sunday.
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Saturday Snatch
I had intended to post something else entirely but I’ve been into the sauce and I just want to forget the cares of the day and go slip into something comfortable.
Join me again on Sunday.
Join me again on Sunday.
Friday, April 11, 2008
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Cheap Advice
What advice or words of wisdom would you offer your fellow Infomaniac readers on any topic at all?
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Naked Men Fishing
Warning: This posting contains images of naked fishermen.
If you are the sort who would prefer to see scantily clad fisherwomen, go to Women in Waders or Beauty and the Bass.
Now let’s bring on the nude fishermen!
If you are the sort who would prefer to see scantily clad fisherwomen, go to Women in Waders or Beauty and the Bass.
Now let’s bring on the nude fishermen!
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
Bush Whacking
Following yesterday’s pubic hair discussion, a number of bloggers have volunteered to come over and trim my hedges and whack my weeds.
Names have been withheld so it’s up to you to figure out who’s who.
Click to make bigger, why don’t you?
As you can see, the volunteers have got their work cut out for them...
Drop by with your clippers if you would like to assist in the volunteer effort.
While they’re toiling, I’ll be indisposed and not responding personally to your comments.
Carry on without me, bitches.
Names have been withheld so it’s up to you to figure out who’s who.
Click to make bigger, why don’t you?
As you can see, the volunteers have got their work cut out for them...
Drop by with your clippers if you would like to assist in the volunteer effort.
While they’re toiling, I’ll be indisposed and not responding personally to your comments.
Carry on without me, bitches.
Monday, April 07, 2008
Vintage Vag vs Modern Muff
Cast your minds back into the mists of time and remember when a lady’s private bits looked like this…
Not this…
Why did our mounds start looking like hairless rats?
In a study called, Did the Brazilian Kill the Pubic Louse?, researchers noted that with the introduction of extensive waxing techniques, such as the Brazilian, the rate of pubic lice (crabs) has dropped significantly.
What the study didn’t say is that hotel heiresses continue to have an alarming rate of crabs…
In 2006, Kees Moeliker, curator of the Rotterdam Natural History Museum, made an urgent appeal to the public for one dead crab louse to add to the museum’s collection.
Moeliker blames modern pubic hair removal techniques for the decline of the pubic louse’s natural habitat. “Pubic lice can't live without pubic hair.”
To shave or not to shave? That is my question to you. Do you have a preference?
Down with bush? Or up with bush?
Not that bush…
This bush…
Maybe this isn’t the best example
Finally, why is it that whenever you try to type the word “pubic hair” it always comes out as “public hair”?
Not this…
Why did our mounds start looking like hairless rats?
In a study called, Did the Brazilian Kill the Pubic Louse?, researchers noted that with the introduction of extensive waxing techniques, such as the Brazilian, the rate of pubic lice (crabs) has dropped significantly.
What the study didn’t say is that hotel heiresses continue to have an alarming rate of crabs…
In 2006, Kees Moeliker, curator of the Rotterdam Natural History Museum, made an urgent appeal to the public for one dead crab louse to add to the museum’s collection.
Moeliker blames modern pubic hair removal techniques for the decline of the pubic louse’s natural habitat. “Pubic lice can't live without pubic hair.”
To shave or not to shave? That is my question to you. Do you have a preference?
Down with bush? Or up with bush?
Not that bush…
This bush…
Maybe this isn’t the best example
Finally, why is it that whenever you try to type the word “pubic hair” it always comes out as “public hair”?
Sunday, April 06, 2008
Album Cover of the Week
This being the Sabbath, Infomaniac brings you A.A. Allen's Great Eight Hits: "The Healer of Broken Hearts."
Go and sin no more, bitches.
Go and sin no more, bitches.
Friday, April 04, 2008
Filthy Friday – Multitasking During Sex
When called at an inconvenient moment, say you’ll call back
Actress Jennifer Connelly likes to read or shop online during sex.
She also chats on the phone during sex with husband Paul Bettany.
A survey reveals that 30% of men and 42.5% of women would consider answering their phone during sex.
What about you?
Have you ever answered the phone during sex? Texted? Emailed? Blogged?
Or has your partner ever multitasked when he/she should have been concentrating on your pleasure?
Didn’t her mother ever tell her not to talk with her mouth full?
Thursday, April 03, 2008
Canadian, Eh?
Bob and Doug McKenzie: typical Canadians
Welcome to a new series on Infomaniac entitled, “Canadian, Eh?” where we shall explore the culture and customs that make up The Great White North.
Today on Canadian, Eh?: FOLK DANCE!
Most countries have a traditional dance that originated among the common people of the region.
England has its Morris Dancing…
I wouldn’t touch this with a ten-foot pole
Ireland has its Step Dancing…
Photo via [Manuel]
Personal note to Manuel: You can purchase the wigs here.
Scotland has its Highland Dancing…
Après dance
And Germany and Austria have their Schuhplattler…
A thigh-slapping good time
But what of Canada, you ask?
Surely the Canadians have contributed to the colourful world of folk dancing?
Why yes, we have!
Infomaniac proudly presents, straight out of Québec (La Belle Province) the Kangourou Dance!…
Oui, oui, c’est Le Kangourou!
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
Call in Sick Day
Infomaniac declares this International Call in Sick Day.
What is your imaginary illness?
What is your imaginary illness?
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Perv of the Day
Welcome to a new series on Infomaniac entitled “Perv of the Day.”
Infomaniac will, from time to time, seek out the perviest perverts and parade them pantless in front of you, the judge and jury.
We begin in your host country, Canada.
Crotch kicking
THE PERV: Jarrett Loft.
THE PLACE: Guelph, Ontario, Canada.
THE PERVERSION: Penis pummeling.
On seven occasions last April and May, Jarrett Loft approached women on trails in city parks and asked them to kick him in the groin.
One of the women, afraid of what he might do if she refused, kicked him repeatedly in the bollocks. Loft thanked her and pedaled away on his bicycle.
THE PUNISHMENT: 60 days in jail, to be served at weekends so that he doesn’t lose his machinist job.
In addition, Loft has been banned from parks, schoolyards, playgrounds, and from accessing the Internet.
Ball busting
Note: This is not an April Fool’s joke. Don’t believe me? Google his name, O ye, of little faith.
Infomaniac will, from time to time, seek out the perviest perverts and parade them pantless in front of you, the judge and jury.
We begin in your host country, Canada.
Crotch kicking
THE PERV: Jarrett Loft.
THE PLACE: Guelph, Ontario, Canada.
THE PERVERSION: Penis pummeling.
On seven occasions last April and May, Jarrett Loft approached women on trails in city parks and asked them to kick him in the groin.
One of the women, afraid of what he might do if she refused, kicked him repeatedly in the bollocks. Loft thanked her and pedaled away on his bicycle.
THE PUNISHMENT: 60 days in jail, to be served at weekends so that he doesn’t lose his machinist job.
In addition, Loft has been banned from parks, schoolyards, playgrounds, and from accessing the Internet.
Ball busting
Note: This is not an April Fool’s joke. Don’t believe me? Google his name, O ye, of little faith.
Monday, March 31, 2008
Question Time
I know the answer! Pick me! Pick me!
Can you help the people who’ve arrived on Infomaniac via Google searches, looking for the answers to questions such as these?…
What to do when you can't roll a joint?
Is it ok for men to paint their toenails?
Is it safe to finger your arse?
If you know the answer to any of the above questions, please leave your answer in the comments box.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Happy Birthday, Anonymous Boxer!
Join me in wishing a happy birthday to one of Infomaniac’s newest readers: Anonymous Boxer from Seattle, Washington, USA.
As you can see in the photo above, she has challenged me in the ring.
We are rivals for the pee-stained cap of Old Knudsen.
Knudsen's cap
I know some of you other bitches want the cap too but it’s rightfully mine.
George Clooney, give me back the cap, bitch!
You can read here how the cap fell into Clooney’s hands.
Anyway, back to the boxing match between me and Boxer.
Have you placed your bets?
I’ll give Boxer a good bitch slapping. Just the way I did here to Celine Dion.
It’s Celine’s birthday today too. Coincidence? I think not!
As you can see in the photo above, she has challenged me in the ring.
We are rivals for the pee-stained cap of Old Knudsen.
Knudsen's cap
I know some of you other bitches want the cap too but it’s rightfully mine.
George Clooney, give me back the cap, bitch!
You can read here how the cap fell into Clooney’s hands.
Anyway, back to the boxing match between me and Boxer.
Have you placed your bets?
I’ll give Boxer a good bitch slapping. Just the way I did here to Celine Dion.
It’s Celine’s birthday today too. Coincidence? I think not!
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Whinge-Fest
Pastor Will Bowen developed the A Complaint Free World plan based on the idea that good things will happen for you in abundance if you can leave your grumbling behind.
Pastor Bowen passed out purple bracelets to his congregation and offered them a challenge. "If you catch yourself complaining, gossiping or criticizing, take the bracelet and move it to the other wrist."
So every time you complain, you must move the bracelet to the other arm and begin all over again 'til you've gone 21 days without complaining.
Apparently, when you reach 21 complaint-free days, you will find that your entire life is happier, more loving and more enjoyable.
Complaint Free Quick Start Collection: Book, T-Shirt, Bumper Sticker and Bracelet ONLY $19.95 U.S.
But we at Infomaniac WELCOME YOUR WHINGING!
And you can whine here for free!
Go on and have a good old kvetch, a moan, a damn good RANT!
List the things you don’t give a fuck about.
Pastor Bowen passed out purple bracelets to his congregation and offered them a challenge. "If you catch yourself complaining, gossiping or criticizing, take the bracelet and move it to the other wrist."
So every time you complain, you must move the bracelet to the other arm and begin all over again 'til you've gone 21 days without complaining.
Apparently, when you reach 21 complaint-free days, you will find that your entire life is happier, more loving and more enjoyable.
Complaint Free Quick Start Collection: Book, T-Shirt, Bumper Sticker and Bracelet ONLY $19.95 U.S.
But we at Infomaniac WELCOME YOUR WHINGING!
And you can whine here for free!
Go on and have a good old kvetch, a moan, a damn good RANT!
List the things you don’t give a fuck about.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Spring Cleaning
I have an aversion to housework.
So my household chores are usually performed by my fat-arsed Irish bitch, SID...
However, SID is detained temporarily at Fat Camp.
So in the meantime I’m in need of domestic services.
A number of you are already aware of my situation and have offered to help out.
Beast is particularly enthusiastic and has emailed a number of photos to me.
Enough is enough, Beast. Stop filling my inbox…
Old Knudsen claims he can spit and polish and never spill a drop …
Donn tries to impress me with the size of his tool…
Geoff proves he can make a good cuppa tea…
Tazzy and Piggy show me they’ve had domestic experience over at their neighbour’s house….
Even Ireland’s finest waiter, Manuel, tried to convince me he’s the man for the job with this pic…
And finally, Inner Voices shows off his big rig…
Who do you think I should choose to be my cleaning bitch?
And is anyone else interested in the position?
Once I’ve chosen, you’d better not disappoint me…
So my household chores are usually performed by my fat-arsed Irish bitch, SID...
However, SID is detained temporarily at Fat Camp.
So in the meantime I’m in need of domestic services.
A number of you are already aware of my situation and have offered to help out.
Beast is particularly enthusiastic and has emailed a number of photos to me.
Enough is enough, Beast. Stop filling my inbox…
Old Knudsen claims he can spit and polish and never spill a drop …
Donn tries to impress me with the size of his tool…
Geoff proves he can make a good cuppa tea…
Tazzy and Piggy show me they’ve had domestic experience over at their neighbour’s house….
Even Ireland’s finest waiter, Manuel, tried to convince me he’s the man for the job with this pic…
And finally, Inner Voices shows off his big rig…
Who do you think I should choose to be my cleaning bitch?
And is anyone else interested in the position?
Once I’ve chosen, you’d better not disappoint me…
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