Monday, November 26, 2012

She's Making a List

It's that time of year when Mistress MJ updates her mailing list.


[via]

Unfortunately, it is unlikely that Mistress MJ will get it together in time this year to send out those festive holiday cards that you so look forward to.

So do not sit there all holiday season waiting for your slot to be stuffed.

Nonetheless, if you Bitches have moved since this time LAST year, email Mistress MJ your updated mailing address.

NOTE: We're talking snail mail, Bitches.

29 comments:

  1. Stalking is to be made a specific criminal offence in England and Wales, Prime Minister David Cameron has said. Jx

    ReplyDelete
  2. Where Mistress MJ is concerned, you need only be concerned about STOCKINGS, not stalking.

    ReplyDelete
  3. I moved!! And then I moved back again...
    I am always behind. I still haven't posted last year's promised goodies...
    Sx

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Your behind is the talk of the neighbourhood, Miss Scarlet.

      Delete
    2. Are you coming or going Scarlet? I hope you've managed to dodge those floods.

      Delete
    3. Oh goodness! I need your new address Miss Scarlet!

      Delete
  4. Still in the same locale darling... I've not had a moving adventure in years....

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. PRINNY: And yet you manage to go the distance!

      Delete
  5. Same bat town, same bat address!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Did you know it's Mr Dressup 85th anniversary today? I partly owe him the fact that I can speak English rather fluently.

    I wonder how old is Casey!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Damn! My link didn't work. Let's try again: Mr Dressup!

      *reminds himself to always preview comments before publishing*

      Delete
    2. HUGGY JON: I noticed that there is a "Google Doodle" today to celebrate his birthday.

      Mistress MJ is tickled (Tickle Trunk!) that you learned English from Mr. Dressup.

      Mistress MJ met him once upon a time and he was a very nice man, as you can imagine.

      It's not just me who can testify to that...I heard glowing reports from others who knew him well, including a woman I knew who was his neighbour.

      Casey is forever young, by the way.

      "Keep Your Crayons Sharp Your Sticky Tape Untangled And Always Put The Tops Back On Your Markers"
      -- Mr. Dressup

      Delete
    3. I must confess to you Mistress that I also owe a lot to her... but that's an entire diffrent story!

      Delete
  7. what about your snail mail trail?

    nothing cleans that up.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. NORMA: Why do you think I keep an industrial sized tub of Wet-Wipes by the door?

      Delete
  8. No snail moip on my card please and yes the same old address. If I'm lucky enough to receive a one.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. MITZI: If I send you a card I shall seal it with my own spittle (instead of getting the houseboys to do it) because I love you that much.

      Delete
  9. I have not moved, I'm still sitting here by the door, waiting.

    Have you moved?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. CYBERPOOF: No, Mistress MJ has not moved but your chances of getting a card this year are slim to none based on outrageous postal rates to Denmark and anywhere across the pond, for that matter.

      Delete
  10. Then you must provide your snail mail address. If you are oing to send me a card, then you are getting one too!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. COOKIE: Keep in mind that Mistress MJ said it’s UNLIKELY I’ll be sending out cards this year but you never know.

      Delete
  11. Oh lord, I keep trying to move to Montreal but the monkeys keep me chained up at the zoo..

    ReplyDelete