Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Coming Soon

At your stations, ladies...



You will soon be judged.

Your entries in the Kitchen Queen Contest are simply divine.


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And so are you.

Thank you, once again, for your patience.

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  1. oh good, i can use that kabob skewer
    to fend off the competition.

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    1. I thought of you Norma as soon as i saw it laying there...

      Perfect for "Opposition Entrails"

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  2. I just finished corking my 2012 Muscadine wine & thought I'd stop by...

    It is really an amusing little vintage, what are we talking about?

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  3. I seem to have lost my name tag somewhere in Franconia.

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  4. I like how the put a hedge of mums in front of Cookie to keep him from going for the judges.

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    1. A "hedge of mums" sounds like some surreal combination of dada-ism and the Townswomen's Guild... Jx

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    2. "A hedge of mums" is that the collective noun for them, like "A flange of baboons"?

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    3. You two are making my dick hard. *fans self briskly*

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  6. I don't dare lunge at the judges; I could bruise the mums.

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  7. Chrysanthemums of course! but they could be a thicket of Marigolds or a shrubbery of Asters.

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  8. Enough of your flange-flapping, Bitches.

    Voting Day will commence either late tonight or early Thursday morning.

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  9. OK FINE OK JUST WHATEVER. quit hitting me. The paprika chicken gets first, peenees' taters get second. That's all I've got to say on the matter.


    ....a flange of baboons?? damn.

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    1. NATIONS: You put this comment in the wrong box!!!

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