Sunday, November 25, 2012

Say Amen, Bitches

Pray that you win the Kitchen Queen Contest.


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Judgement Day is coming soon.

39 comments:

  1. I guess as i'm already on my knees... a little prayer for a winner wouldn't hurt...

    oh and first!

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  2. Oh and can i take the blindfold off now Please Mistress?

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  3. I have sacrificed many cattle and kine before the goddess already. Woe unto him that crosses mrpeenee. I shall not be trifled with, bitches.

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    1. PEENEE: But what about your bollocks, er, bullocks?

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    2. Though shalt not covet thy neighbour's, allegedly. Jx

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    3. JON: Nor his ass nor his manservant/houseboy!

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  4. Did I win yet? Uh, I'm asking for Jesus.

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  5. That insane chocolate cake must win. It just must.

    I've worn down my knees already from praying for members of the clergy so I'll stay standing if you don't mind

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    1. Oh HAI, Cyberpoof!

      Are you referring to Norma’s Salty Ding Dong?

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    2. Yes, salty ding dongs - how can that not get my vote

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  7. Right now I'm praying for a Terrazzo floor like that in my kitchen...

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    1. WALLY: Terrazzo for your palazzo?

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    2. I'm coveting the floor as well, but really who springs for Terrazzo and then puts faux marbre Formica on the countertops?

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    3. Oh, AyeM8y...you snuck in there.

      I didn't notice you as I tripped over you on the Terrazzo.

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    4. Probably sheet vinyl. I had Armstrong 5354 in my room.

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    5. VON LX: The flooring that makes cleaning up spillage of “Traditional Cranberries” a breeze!

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  8. Typo on that cover. It should have read DOG in my kitchen.

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    1. COOKIE: Or dogma.

      Who can be sure?

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    1. MAGO: Fine.

      Keep your “Blaue Zipfel” all to yourself.

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  11. i pray god stays the fuck out of my kitchen.

    he doesn't wanna know what comes out of my faucet.

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    1. Perhaps you need a new stopcock, Norma.

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    2. Norma simply cannot stop cock. Jx

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    3. JON: ♫Can’t stop the cock!♫

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    4. C'est le piston que fait marcher de machine ...

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    5. Sans aucun doute, Mago.

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  12. well, this can't be Mj's kitchen. While she would have a oversized weiner in it, there would never be kids! Anf there sure as hell wouldn't be milk in them glasses.

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    1. MADDIE: You know you’re right?

      A child has never set foot in Mistress MJ’s kitchen.

      Probably due to a fear of a Hansel and Gretel situation.

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    2. *Clap* *Clap* *Clap*

      Congratulations, MJ, you just made Baby Jesus, and Macaroni, cry.

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    3. I have some ointment for that clap of yours, Margaret.

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