Sunday, November 25, 2012

Say Amen, Bitches

Pray that you win the Kitchen Queen Contest.


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Judgement Day is coming soon.
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39 comments:

  1. Princess3:22 AM, November 25, 2012

    I guess as i'm already on my knees... a little prayer for a winner wouldn't hurt...

    oh and first!

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  2. Princess3:23 AM, November 25, 2012

    Oh and can i take the blindfold off now Please Mistress?

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  3. mrpeenee3:38 AM, November 25, 2012

    I have sacrificed many cattle and kine before the goddess already. Woe unto him that crosses mrpeenee. I shall not be trifled with, bitches.

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    1. The Mistress10:44 AM, November 25, 2012

      PEENEE: But what about your bollocks, er, bullocks?

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    2. Jon2:58 PM, November 25, 2012

      Though shalt not covet thy neighbour's, allegedly. Jx

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    3. The Mistress7:30 PM, November 25, 2012

      JON: Nor his ass nor his manservant/houseboy!

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  4. LẌ3:41 AM, November 25, 2012

    Did I win yet? Uh, I'm asking for Jesus.

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  5. CyberPete5:23 AM, November 25, 2012

    That insane chocolate cake must win. It just must.

    I've worn down my knees already from praying for members of the clergy so I'll stay standing if you don't mind

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  6. CyberPete5:24 AM, November 25, 2012

    OH HAI!

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    1. The Mistress10:44 AM, November 25, 2012

      Oh HAI, Cyberpoof!

      Are you referring to Norma’s Salty Ding Dong?

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    2. CyberPete4:08 PM, November 26, 2012

      Yes, salty ding dongs - how can that not get my vote

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  7. designing wally7:42 AM, November 25, 2012

    Right now I'm praying for a Terrazzo floor like that in my kitchen...

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    1. The Mistress10:45 AM, November 25, 2012

      WALLY: Terrazzo for your palazzo?

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    2. ayeM8y11:17 AM, November 25, 2012

      I'm coveting the floor as well, but really who springs for Terrazzo and then puts faux marbre Formica on the countertops?

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    3. The Mistress2:44 PM, November 25, 2012

      Oh, AyeM8y...you snuck in there.

      I didn't notice you as I tripped over you on the Terrazzo.

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    4. LẌ3:01 PM, November 25, 2012

      Probably sheet vinyl. I had Armstrong 5354 in my room.

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    5. The Mistress7:31 PM, November 25, 2012

      VON LX: The flooring that makes cleaning up spillage of “Traditional Cranberries” a breeze!

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  8. The Cool Cookie9:05 AM, November 25, 2012

    Typo on that cover. It should have read DOG in my kitchen.

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  9. Anonymous9:35 AM, November 25, 2012

    No way Mistress.

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    1. The Mistress10:45 AM, November 25, 2012

      MAGO: Fine.

      Keep your “Blaue Zipfel” all to yourself.

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  10. Anonymous11:23 AM, November 25, 2012

    ... pff ...

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  11. jason12:12 PM, November 25, 2012

    Ok
    "Amen, bitch."

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  12. normadesmond12:20 PM, November 25, 2012

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  13. normadesmond12:21 PM, November 25, 2012

    i pray god stays the fuck out of my kitchen.

    he doesn't wanna know what comes out of my faucet.

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    1. The Mistress2:35 PM, November 25, 2012

      Perhaps you need a new stopcock, Norma.

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    2. Jon3:01 PM, November 25, 2012

      Norma simply cannot stop cock. Jx

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    3. The Mistress7:31 PM, November 25, 2012

      JON: ♫Can’t stop the cock!♫

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    4. Anonymous4:42 AM, November 26, 2012

      C'est le piston que fait marcher de machine ...

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    5. The Mistress6:42 AM, November 26, 2012

      Sans aucun doute, Mago.

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  14. Mistress Maddie1:31 PM, November 25, 2012

    well, this can't be Mj's kitchen. While she would have a oversized weiner in it, there would never be kids! Anf there sure as hell wouldn't be milk in them glasses.

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    1. The Mistress2:35 PM, November 25, 2012

      MADDIE: You know you’re right?

      A child has never set foot in Mistress MJ’s kitchen.

      Probably due to a fear of a Hansel and Gretel situation.

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    2. Anonymous8:08 PM, November 25, 2012

      *Clap* *Clap* *Clap*

      Congratulations, MJ, you just made Baby Jesus, and Macaroni, cry.

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    3. The Mistress8:57 PM, November 25, 2012

      I have some ointment for that clap of yours, Margaret.

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    4. Mar gar et11:19 PM, November 26, 2012

      It's glue, right?

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