Friday, November 02, 2012

Filthy Friday - Kitchen Queen Contest Edition

Mistress MJ found THIS in one of the recipe entries...


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Any idea who it belongs to?

The Kitchen Queen Contest begins on SATURDAY, Bitches!
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46 comments:

  1. Princess6:41 AM, November 02, 2012

    He looks pretty tickled with his pickle.

    Yay First!

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  2. Roses6:56 AM, November 02, 2012

    I don't think I want to know why he looks so pleased with his pickle. I don't need to know where it tickled.

    It's seems a bit ickle of a pickle to reach the places that tickle...

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    1. The Mistress7:59 AM, November 02, 2012

      PRINNY & ROSES: Are you setting us up for a day of tongue twisters?

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  3. Topher7:54 AM, November 02, 2012

    Not mine. Mine's bigger.

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    1. The Mistress8:00 AM, November 02, 2012

      TOPHER: I could have sworn I had a picture of your pickle somewhere but all I can find is your tush.

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    2. Topher10:17 PM, November 02, 2012

      I am sure I sent you the panoramic pic Mistress....perhaps your monitor wasn't big enough!

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    3. The Mistress2:49 AM, November 03, 2012

      TOPHER: Resend...I'll purchase a bigger monitor!

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  4. The Cool Cookie8:12 AM, November 02, 2012

    When he takes an eggplant up the arse, let me know.

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    1. The Mistress8:17 AM, November 02, 2012

      I'll never look at Baba ghanoush the same way again.

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    2. The Mistress8:19 AM, November 02, 2012

      For our UK readers, "eggplant" is another word for "aubergine."

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  5. LẌ9:39 AM, November 02, 2012

    Is that his gherkin or is he just happy to see us?

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    1. The Mistress10:38 AM, November 02, 2012

      VON LX: Mistress MJ has just gleaned this tantalizing tidbit from Wikipedia …

      “A gherkin is known in London as a WALLY and a pickled gherkin is known as a PICKLED WALLY.”

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    2. Anonymous10:59 AM, November 02, 2012

      *covering eyes + typing*

      Did somebody say "Wally?"

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    3. The Mistress11:07 AM, November 02, 2012

      Poor Wally.

      I think he’s too busy to come out for his play date today.

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    4. designing wally7:19 PM, November 02, 2012

      I am getting ready for my fiftieth birthday on November Fourteenth, which also happens to be "National Pickle Day", here in the states....

      No lie!

      Now I must get back to my pickling, as it is a time-consuming & painstaking process: It's been fifty years and I'm still not finished..

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    5. normadesmond8:33 PM, November 02, 2012

      so this photo is WALLY?

      (i'm not commenting on his 50 year old pickle.)

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    6. The Mistress9:33 PM, November 02, 2012

      By golly, Wally, you’re right!

      Your birthday DOES fall on National Pickle Day!

      You don’t think it’s well “preserved,” Norma?

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    7. normadesmond9:42 PM, November 02, 2012

      i'll let you know, just as soon as i
      wipe this "brine" off the wall.

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    8. The Mistress9:48 PM, November 02, 2012

      I thought you'd lean toward a kosher dill, Norma.

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    9. designing wally12:22 AM, November 03, 2012

      YES!
      I am kosher, yet sweet...

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  6. Princess9:50 AM, November 02, 2012

    Er Mistress?.... I'm a little embarrassed to ask but... What has happened to the gentleman's balls?
    They seem to have disappeared... leaving nothing but a sad wrinkly sack.

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    1. The Mistress10:38 AM, November 02, 2012

      PRINNY: I daren’t look in the saucepan.

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    2. Jon DeepBlue2:58 PM, November 02, 2012

      CRYPTORCHIDISM.
      For God's sake you bitches never followed sex classes in school???

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    3. The Mistress3:36 PM, November 02, 2012

      ♫Hitler, he only had one ball,
      Goering, he had two but very small,
      Himmler had something simmler,
      But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.♫

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    4. LẌ3:55 PM, November 02, 2012

      Springtime For Hitler!

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    5. The Mistress4:08 PM, November 02, 2012

      *cues Keith Moon (on left)*

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    6. LẌ4:17 PM, November 02, 2012

      [cues Prince Harry (on left and right)]

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    7. The Mistress4:18 PM, November 02, 2012

      DAMMIT!

      I was going to say this is not a cue to post pics of Prince Harry but I'm too late, as usual.

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    8. Jon DeepBlue8:55 AM, November 03, 2012

      What a cute little song. You learned it in kindergarden, eh?

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  7. normadesmond11:00 AM, November 02, 2012

    he's quite proud....
    and i believe there's a auto trunk ribbon
    made just for this type of thing.

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    1. The Mistress11:07 AM, November 02, 2012

      NORMA: I’d like to know more about that backscratcher on the wall.

      Does he use it to retrieve the pickle if it gets stuck?

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    2. Princess11:19 AM, November 02, 2012

      Perhaps he uses it to give his pussy a good scratch?... it's just that it's hanging near the fur covered cat brush along with the cat calender....

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    3. The Mistress11:30 AM, November 02, 2012

      Cat scratch fever!

      Note to everyone: This is not your cue to link to Ted Nugent tunes.

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    4. normadesmond12:01 PM, November 02, 2012

      it pushes the pickle to its proper perch.

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    5. The Mistress12:39 PM, November 02, 2012

      You’ve got me started again…see my reply to Peenee.

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  8. mrpeenee12:31 PM, November 02, 2012

    Grizzled and wrinkly and improperly nekkid, he looks like one of yours, MJ.

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    1. The Mistress12:39 PM, November 02, 2012

      Mistress MJ’s mangy manservants versus Peenee’s pretty playthings.

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  9. Anonymous12:39 PM, November 02, 2012

    He looks happy, and a bit relieved ...

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  10. The Mistress12:40 PM, November 02, 2012

    ATTENTION BITCHES: Norma has a question for you!

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  11. CyberPete4:25 PM, November 02, 2012

    This is why I've stayed away (the Cookie Monster went down a treat, I'm sure)

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    1. The Mistress5:12 PM, November 02, 2012

      WHAT is why you've stayed away?

      Pickles up the arse?

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  12. FirstNations10:14 PM, November 02, 2012

    'Marvin's only party trick required a recently-cleaned toilet, but it was always a show stopper....'

    '...now gimme my 20.00. Hey, wanna watch me swallow it again? No come back here. No look, it's hardly changed! Just wore all the little bumps off - no come back, I washed it off in the sink!"

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    1. The Mistress2:51 AM, November 03, 2012

      Sounds like an evening's entertainment at Rancho First Nations!

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  13. Mitzi 6:39 AM, November 03, 2012

    His penis would make an ideal landing perch for an escaped budgie. Personally, I would like to see him take the rough end of a pineapple.

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    1. The Mistress6:55 AM, November 03, 2012

      MITZI: Toss a lei around his todger and go Hawaiian!

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